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See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by nickyj19: 7:20pm On May 19, 2022
Nigerian mothers need to understand that because we are still under their roof does not mean they should be falling our hands anyhow. A young fella shares his ordeal experience with his mother when he was trying to drop some pick-up lines to some fine girls strolling down the street. This is funny tho but then Nigerian mothers need to calm down and understand that we have levels too sha. Read what he shared below:-

Wagwan my bro, mehn mumsy fall my hands big time ooo. I fit no follow her talk for like a week with the way I dey vex like this, can you imagine what she did, ah ah a whole me abi shey I come small inside life ni. So what happened is that, yesterday yeah I wanted to get something down the street, the moment I stepped out of the house, I saw this 3 beautiful girls, omo mehn is you see this chicks so so damn pretty. As big fine boy wey I be na, I compose myself and decided to talk to one of them, the one that have yansh among them because yktv yansh all the way, I was still talking to that one like what’s your name and stuff, I never even enter can you give me your number so I can call you later and bro she’s feeling my vibe already. I haven’t even spend 2 minutes with the girl, I just heard my name from the back, as I just look back like this na mumsy I see, you know wetin she tell me? she was like ‘Ade have you finished washing the dishes?’ bro….. the girls just started laughing bro. I felt like I can just enter the ground bro, she don’t even understand am trying to talk to a girl and not even one girl is there, bro there are 3 hot girls there, mehn I just had to leave, I can’t even request for her number anymore. I really felt bad ooo, like ah ah emi top boy, she just fall my hand, she pour epo for my white. But no qualms, it’s because am still under her roof. I just want you to know what happened.

Guys Do You Think The Mother Is At Fault For What Happened? undecided
Re: See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by FERNANDEZISBACK: 7:23pm On May 19, 2022
Two d**mb threads in a roll...are you that bored or are you done with the dishes cos we know it's you..
Go help your m**m@ out and stop being an irresponsible kid..solve your issue with ya mum and stop bringing em here...
Re: See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by czarr(m): 7:29pm On May 19, 2022
If your parent embarrass you in public.
Retaliate by sagging in church in front of her church friends. Stop greeting her friends in church or in your environment and let them complain to her.

Parents like to act like they have to right to embarrass you and you shouldn't complain, embarrass them in front of their friends by acting like someone without home training.

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Re: See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by 9182736455O1999(m): 7:56pm On May 19, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Two d**mb threads in a roll...are you that bored or are you done with the dishes cos we know it's you..
Go help your m**m@ out and stop being an irresponsible kid..solve your issue with ya mum and stop bringing em here...
You will be as good as worthless on this forum without these dumb threads.

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Re: See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by Light78: 8:07pm On May 19, 2022
Thrash thrash


Because of girls, you are making mockery of your mother.

Lubbish!

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Re: See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by thesicilian: 8:13pm On May 19, 2022
A smart guy with an ability to think on his feet would have managed to turn that to his advantage. Like "yeah, sorry I need to run and assist my mom with the chores, can you quickly put your number here before she screams my name again (lol) I'll call you later..."
Shows them you may be a gee, but still gotta help out your parents.

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Re: See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by everythinggirly(f): 8:57pm On May 19, 2022
It's normal, parents will always be parents.
Re: See What My Mum Did To Me In The Presence Of Fine Girls by 2dice01: 9:11pm On May 19, 2022
Thinks fast

You : That is your future mother inlaw oo grin
type your number here lemme go wash the dishes asap * winks

if she is feeling you enough she will give you her number


I trust myself
I will still go and meet mum maybe during dinner whyne her about the girl

we will both laugh and Game over

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