What rumor did you hear about yourself that got you surprised?

Say I carry boys go beat person, that period I fear my head I no lie, ph boys can do anything o

"That I was a well behaved kid and she wants her son to be like me" shocking because the woman saying this was fond of scolding me.

They said I'm drumming support for Tinubu

That I get money die

One of my guys recently asked me to borrow him 350k

I laughed, like what makes you think I get that kind money?

Stephen2324:
What rumor did you hear about yourself that got you surprised?

I heard you are a gossip and unemployed that's why you create threads like this

A young pretty biitch liked me in my new area so much to the extent of forcing friendship with ma baby sis just to get close tho i still reject despite ma lil sis plead to date her saying she overlove Theboy reasons because d day i wanted to collect 3 points i was welcomed by a horrible smell i couldn't resist fake a call as if mans not hot .....
Theboy was shocked to hear a news from ma lil homie that the biitch was broadcasting that i was chasing her for long time while she kept rejecting my advances, was dumbfounded that moment

While i was in nigeria, i had heard a lot of gossip about me in my neighbourhood and i can't help it but to laugh, tins like

"chai, see as she be lik mami-water"
"i like her o but she too dey carry body abeg"
" i wish say i fit just marry her nw"
"if u go near dis one nw, she go just use english kill u befor she go con slap u" and others...


though that was a long time before i moved to an estate but i really missed that area in lagos

WondaBeauty:
While i was in nigeria, i had heard a lot of gossip about me in my neighbourhood and i can't help it but to laugh, tins like

"chai, see as she be lik mami-water"
"i like her o but she too dey carry body abeg"
" i wish say i fit just marry her nw"
"if u go near dis one nw, she go just use english kill u befor she go con slap u" and others...


though that was a long time before i moved to an estate but i really missed that area in lagos

U dey try tell us say you fine

We don hear am na

FatherBona:
U dey try tell us say you fine
We don hear am na

Ur thoughts, ur comments, ur life, ur problem not mine.

;Dwahala, but hope the thing pain u small

Jennyclay:
They said I'm drumming support for Tinubu

Mine was funny sef to me;
Say after I got admission into the uni, I start to raise shoulder dey brag around and no dey greet people. (it came from one of my neighbor)

while growing up, I was shy and always quiet. So ppl misinterpreted the shyness for pride. Any small misunderstanding with others in the neighbourhood, they always tell me that they have been hearing that I'm proud, arrogant bla bla bla.... everything was just so confusing and shocking.

mayor1814:
while growing up, I was shy and always quiet. So ppl misinterpreted the shyness for pride. Any small misunderstanding with others in the neighbourhood, they always tell me that they have been hearing that I'm proud, arrogant bla bla bla.... everything was just so confusing and shocking.

Not you alone. Faced the same issue, even till this moment

Stephen2324:
What rumor did you hear about yourself that got you surprised?

I no get friends,. Infact my existence is not noticable. Inshort if I die people no go know

Good boy
Parent want they children to be Gentle and easygoing like me




But deep down
I be

.

That I get money. But deep inside me know say na bricklayer I dey do

That I dated, slept with or had a fling with my branch manager.

That I got a girl pregnant I no fit stop laughing wen I heard it

People dey look me and talk say I go get plenty boyfriends ..

that have slept with all the girls in my area.

Polynek:
That I got a girl pregnant I no fit stop laughing wen I heard it

Really! U're impotent or something

TotoGame:


Really! U're impotent or something

Abeg free dox people joor

Say I fit be gay...because I had no female friend or girlfriend that period that visits me (infact no friends as I don't welcome any visitor then)...even my neighbors come join dey suspect me .... because I decided to be celibate
and keep to myself for more than a year.....na so street carry my matter for head ooo...

That I'm proud.

That I'm proud and a snub.

that I am cashing out from my trading , they don't know I need help.

I was surprised when People were coming to me everytime for financial assistance in my rural neighborhood, unnecessary closeness and respect. Gossips started flying around about me being stingy, simply because I don't have much to give. Those I borrowed money to, if I ask for my money, we go turn enemy. Not knowing that my room partner, when I checked in newly, due to how I dress and carry myself, my guy don use me form level for himself by telling people that my father is a senator..
Person wey me and him dey drink garri as breakfast go work most times.

Omo! Sokoloan defame me, tell my niggas I be loan prostitute, that I defrauded them, that I am wanted by EFCC

Omoh I shock o. How can I defraud fraudsters I come ask one of their agents one question?

"Shey my house address dey my loan application form, why not come my house come collect una money if they born una papa well"