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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Muhylonaire007: 9:58am On May 20, 2022
Lwkmd

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by cosmatika(m): 9:58am On May 20, 2022
Okay
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by adisabarber(m): 9:58am On May 20, 2022
Na your prick other swimmers come look? Go and swim your swin and stop worrying about something that is not an issue

LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by IKBARUTEN11(m): 9:58am On May 20, 2022
A
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Cassahav: 9:59am On May 20, 2022
Lol
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Muhylonaire007: 10:00am On May 20, 2022
blazingblender:
grin grin grin
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na


Comrade, you be weere grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by ashawopikin(m): 10:00am On May 20, 2022
Stallionhorse:
shut up.... Just shut the fvvvck up!! Don't give the poor boy hope , when all you crave for is big gbola... Tell him the truth small gbola have no place on the food chain..
ah comrade of vawulence

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by shiat: 10:00am On May 20, 2022
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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Nobody: 10:00am On May 20, 2022
Lmao
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Danielbrave08(m): 10:01am On May 20, 2022
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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by headbasher96(m): 10:01am On May 20, 2022
Go and swim in a borehole maybe that will make your d make of bread not to shrink weyrey
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by RillJ(m): 10:01am On May 20, 2022
blazingblender:
grin grin grin
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

The wisdom wey go kee you ehhhh! grin grin grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Gallybounce: 10:03am On May 20, 2022
Answer this question op, shey if e shrink , e Dey rich 2cm? If yes you don’t have problem if no, no try am grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by fitinwell: 10:03am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

Then get a pretty lady to join you in the Pool...

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Teespice(f): 10:04am On May 20, 2022
Chisos

The replies on this thread are so effing hilarious.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by donhils: 10:04am On May 20, 2022
Stallionhorse:
shut up.... Just shut the fvvvck up!! Don't give the poor boy hope , when all you crave for is big gbola... Tell him the truth small gbola have no place on the food chain..
Lol
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by DominionGreat: 10:05am On May 20, 2022
AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!

This is pure wisdom coming from you.. I'll love the opportunity to be friends with you if you really don't mind..I think I like your personality already.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by josiah27: 10:06am On May 20, 2022
Tie wrapper dey swim na grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by donhils: 10:07am On May 20, 2022
This guy, you must think you're very important that everybody in the swimming pool will leave everything they're doing and be looking at your ant sized gbola

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Angelfrost(m): 10:08am On May 20, 2022
Stallionhorse:
shut up.... Just shut the fvvvck up!! Don't give the poor boy hope , when all you crave for is big gbola... Tell him the truth small gbola have no place on the food chain..

Food Chain!.... Issokay! grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by zubydave(m): 10:08am On May 20, 2022
Baba remove your mind for wetin people dey talk or look and face your swimming.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Ayomi90: 10:08am On May 20, 2022
Just pack your balls together with ur gbola so it will shift to the front a bit then you are good to go but if u have small balls too u need find other methods.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Sharatan(m): 10:09am On May 20, 2022
Take all those erection pills go swim na. Since you no want make e fall. Anu ezi

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by 07kjb: 10:09am On May 20, 2022
blazingblender:
grin grin grin
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

Damn my first laugh of the day

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by NamelessOGBENI(m): 10:11am On May 20, 2022
A lot of ladies are waiting for the OP swimming pants picture.

OP surprise them, post your preeq make them confirm. Chaiiiiiii, na who slap me now

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by NoPlaceLike(f): 10:11am On May 20, 2022
Stallionhorse:
shut up.... Just shut the fvvvck up!! Don't give the poor boy hope , when all you crave for is big gbola... Tell him the truth small gbola have no place on the food chain..

Did he create himself? Are you trying to question God that made his manhood that?

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Angelfrost(m): 10:11am On May 20, 2022
adisabarber:
Na your prick other swimmers come look? Go and swim your swin and stop worrying about something that is not an issue


Leave the Op... Some guys have serious narcissistic issues.

Just imagine the nonsense... Swimming has now become a dick measuring contest! SMH!

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by PAQ(m): 10:12am On May 20, 2022
Wear swimming/ beach shorts. They are not tight. The material used in lets it dry quickly unlike ordinary boxers. They usually come with built-in underwear.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by michoim(m): 10:12am On May 20, 2022
Poor you!

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