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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by BluntCrazeMan: 10:34am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
Wait,, you really want the ddk to be showing real biigg under the trunk??

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by IamMobisola(f): 10:35am On May 20, 2022
Lol, see replies from guys saying he didn’t create himself so he should be confident with the size he has and yet they are the same ones that bodyshame slim girls, flat boobs and flat ass girls all over the internet.
LOl

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by deavicky(m): 10:35am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
upon all the problems in Nigeria, you decided to make this one yours. It ok.
Wear the swimming trunk and boxers on top hope I have solve ur problems so face front let other people with reasonable problems come forward.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Hassanmaye(m): 10:35am On May 20, 2022
PerfectStranger:

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by wilroy: 10:35am On May 20, 2022
As long as you’re potent
Bring it on
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by jehoha696(m): 10:37am On May 20, 2022
Nothing wey size of dick no go cost,guy i will advice u acquire more money to build ur own house with a private swimming pool,me no dey evn fancy those public swimming pool,i prefer make i swimming for doz village waters & rivers

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Enumerator(m): 10:40am On May 20, 2022
Let's see the manhood first or else it's a brag
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Enumerator(m): 10:42am On May 20, 2022
cheesy
blazingblender:
grin grin grin
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Shadysen: 10:42am On May 20, 2022
AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!
are you sure your a Fulani? How do you learn English?

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by toluscott2000(m): 10:43am On May 20, 2022
Pls let's see to confirm
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Bignuell(m): 10:44am On May 20, 2022
AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!
Soo much calmness in this whole context. I've shot an email already grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by OlawaleBammie: 10:45am On May 20, 2022
Stallionhorse:
shut up.... Just shut the fvvvck up!! Don't give the poor boy hope , when all you crave for is big gbola... Tell him the truth small gbola have no place on the food chain..
grin grin grin weyrey ni gbogbo yin grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Supreme01: 10:45am On May 20, 2022
...at some point i use to think like that cus mine is grower. I hardly use boxer outside... But i've grown out of it.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by enoks326: 10:45am On May 20, 2022
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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Berankis: 10:46am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
It's a normal reaction for a lot of guys. Cold temperatures shrink the dick size. And you don't have to wear tight to wear your normal boxers short.
There's nothing abnormal about you. We aren't all the same...
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Bignuell(m): 10:47am On May 20, 2022
At OP, i can really relate. Wear brief boxers underneath whatever you're wearing and go for swimming shorts not those body hugged ones
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Nobody: 10:47am On May 20, 2022
Dont you wear swimming trunks when swimming? Your manhood wont show, unless your manhood has gills and needs to breathe.

Or you are trying to rape women in the pool, sorry e no go work. angry
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Titogbanski: 10:48am On May 20, 2022
I would have expected that being too big would have ben the problem. Nobody talks about sizes when it is flaccid...as in during swimming
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Odidigboigbo(m): 10:48am On May 20, 2022
PerfectStranger:

The size of gbola does not really matter if you know how to use it and pleasures women. I have an average gbola, I once met with a lady, she just touched my gbola, she said it's too small. When I finished with her, she wake up the following morning and thank me for satisfying her. This was her exact words "Babe, thank you, you are damned good, you really killed me. Please don't handle any other woman the way you did to me, any woman you handle in this manner will never let you go".

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by ArchangelMicky(m): 10:50am On May 20, 2022
Brother man...
Do you thing
Perhaps, you can go swim when the pool is deserted
Just you and yourself ✌�
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Fidinno(m): 10:52am On May 20, 2022
blazingblender:
grin grin grin
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na
funny
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by DamianX: 10:53am On May 20, 2022
Put on multiple boxers. A tight and free on.

You can go with yours or buy them. You put on the tight 1 first and then the loose one should be outer.

Then kind of expose the Inner one to make it obvious you are wearing not just 1 but 2 or multiple

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by OlawaleBammie: 10:54am On May 20, 2022
Maverick777:

ode!
weyrey don go look picture, wan dey disguise.
that's why you (perverted men) are so gullible
that's most likely not her okay! fit be your fellow guyman sef..
u dis guy wey talk say madrid dey celebrate 4:3 loss to mancity as if they won. I wan male Madrid beat Liverpool first before i taunt u.

Next tym u go know how to talk about madrid. But for now, let the fingers crossed

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by PerfectStranger(m): 10:55am On May 20, 2022
Odidigboigbo:
The size of gbola does not really matter if you know how to use it and pleasures women. I have an average gbola, I once met with a lady, she just touched my gbola, she said it's too small. When I finished with her, she wake up the following morning and thank me for satisfying her. This was her exact words "Babe, thank you, you are damned good, you really killed me. Please don't handle any other woman the way you did to me, any woman you handle in this manner will never let you go".
Story!

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by goodyvin02(m): 10:55am On May 20, 2022
donhils:
This guy, you must think you're very important that everybody in the swimming pool will leave everything they're doing and be looking at your ant sized gbola
Omo they girls dey look ooooo, even guys
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Maverick777: 10:56am On May 20, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
u dis guy wey talk say madrid dey celebrate 4:3 loss to mancity as if they won. I wan male Madrid beat Liverpool first before i taunt u.

Next tym u go know how to talk about madrid. But for now, let the fingers crossed
i'd give you same offer i gave someone up here too
if madrid are able to beat or draw in 90mins you win.
500k!
bet?
let's put our money where our banter is...
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by DominionGreat: 10:56am On May 20, 2022
Maverick777:

ode!
weyrey don go look picture, wan dey disguise.
that's why you (perverted men) are so gullible
that's most likely not her okay! fit be your fellow guyman sef..

Werey cheesy cheesy the take paracetamol for another man headache o.

Woh face your front jore
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by West2019(m): 10:57am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
Which state are you
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 10:58am On May 20, 2022
DominionGreat:


This is pure wisdom coming from you.. I'll love the opportunity to be friends with you if you really don't mind..I think I like your personality already.

Werey dey flirt inside my thread.

Make fulani herdsmen catch you.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by OlawaleBammie: 10:58am On May 20, 2022
Maverick777:

i'd give you same offer i gave someone up here too
if madrid are able to beat or draw in 90mins you win.
500k!
bet?
let's put our money where our banter is...
Na still me na, thanks u remind me of the bet grin

I priced the bet down to 50k remember.

I hope u pay me my money sha

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Kellie069(m): 11:01am On May 20, 2022
Go buy /build house with swimming pool!! Less than 30 million will do in your locality !! But u fit still rent house with pool Sha! Lass lass, na money de remove shame

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