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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by PlaysNigeria: 5:20pm On May 20, 2022
Bro I'm in your shoes, and i love swimming. Trust me confidence does it. Make any girl wey wan try me follow me enter room. No be by mouth or display.
Most of the gbola flaunters can even mount a woman. Go do your swimming, no one is there to see your gbola size in pants.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 5:20pm On May 20, 2022
Frales6:
hahahahahahaha. this made me remember one guy I dated one time....penis just slim like cigar, if you wan hold something you go dey find am. I wonder how them take circumcise am when him small bcoz the thing small well well.

Size doesn't matter.What matters is how you use it grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 5:23pm On May 20, 2022
frozen70:



Lol, hahaha, what else do you think I should have said

Yoruba people and direct translation cheesy

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 5:35pm On May 20, 2022
AishaDant:


I am, proudly!

I am slightly offended by these questions you asked me. So, because I am fulani, I belong in the bush chasing cows?
I am from a highly educated family.

Everyone deserves an education regardless of tribe.

You can't blame us.The fulani we are used to are cattle rearers.

And I'm guessing you don't live in your home town.If not,you wouldn't be civilized.

My soldier friend said when he went to fulani villages, it was full of huts and thatched roofs with no iota of civilization.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 5:38pm On May 20, 2022
ObaOfEsan:


Please, Can we talk via WhatsApp?

You are even begging her to talk with you.

SIMPly because of what?

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Silentgroper(m): 5:44pm On May 20, 2022
Bignuell:
If you're married, my blessings ma'am but if you're taken let me take you back, in fact, let's take ourselves on trial and if it's non of the above, it won't hurt to shot me your personal number grin I come with the kind of calmness a cold shower gives grin
Except u're fulani.. All of these is dead on arrival..

unless na c.a.c.m. things.

mke i no talk finish..
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Frales6(f): 5:47pm On May 20, 2022
teeshet:
shut up prostitute!
hahahaha...this one you carry the matter for head, e dey pain you? No time abeg
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Ojukwu007(m): 5:52pm On May 20, 2022
grin
spydera:
Oh dear...
When I saw this topic, I assumed you couldn't swim because the size of your joy Stick was too big that it forces you to drown like it is Thors hammer partnering with gravity to pull you into the water...

Only for me to read it and see the opposite.

If you want to swim next time, double the shorts or wear skirt.
Swimming skirt or wrapped (hollandaise)

Dont mention it...what are friends for.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Banbanna(m): 6:04pm On May 20, 2022
PerfectStranger:
Op Dem say mk u dey wear agbada swim next time or you buy fake d**k pad wear for waist

Omo, nothing wey dis oyinbo pple never create o. Never thought there's a thing like deek pad, until I checked I found things like penis/cock pad. These white pple are very mindful of pple's insecurities and tends to find a way out for it.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by matm: 6:39pm On May 20, 2022
Jmichael1:
Who big gbola epp?

omoh go 4 ur swiming ooh,E Get why.....


U are right Big dick causes discomfort as u will keep adjusting and packing it if u decide to wear only boxers as inner wear.
Then again u can't do without pant or else it keeps dangling & causing stares esp shower dick dt is always d same size even when in flaccid state.
With normal size dick, boxers alone serves.Many a time u don't even need inner wear .
Who big dick eep?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by ObaOfEsan: 6:55pm On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:


You are even begging her to talk with you.

SIMPly because of what?

Kindly go and take care of your small groundnut issues and stop interrogating me. Thank you.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Wwwq: 7:27pm On May 20, 2022
grin
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by trumpcoat(m): 7:48pm On May 20, 2022
blazingblender:
grin grin grin
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na
Una no go kill person with laughter here
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by mkpurumma090(f): 8:10pm On May 20, 2022
Sew pad to your swimsuit
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by meobizy(f): 8:19pm On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:


I've been seeing this your "Seún must chop story of the day" allover different threads.Don't you feel it's getting stale, boring and generic?
Press the follow button since you’re a new fan.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Jmichael1(m): 8:31pm On May 20, 2022
matm:



U are right Big dick causes discomfort as u will keep adjusting and packing it if u decide to wear only boxers as inner wear.
Then again u can't do without pant or else it keeps dangling & causing stares esp shower dick dt is always d same size even when in flaccid state.
With normal size dick, boxers alone serves.Many a time u don't even need inner wear .
Who big dick eep?

guy u funny ooh....
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Sapphire94: 9:27pm On May 20, 2022
Josphine4good:

Love you too

My prick isn't that big. cry Do you still love me? tongue
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by fitinwell: 11:25pm On May 20, 2022
Silentgroper:
And d attention towards him multiplies..
At least saves his fears
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 12:21am On May 21, 2022
ObaOfEsan:


Kindly go and take care of your small groundnut issues and stop interrogating me. Thank you.
I don't beg ladies for their attention though.

Kindly stop simping over a girl on my thread.
Ordinary female picture that you saw,you started mastúrbating over it.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 12:22am On May 21, 2022
mkpurumma090:
Sew pad to your swimsuit

Always or soft care?

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Josphine4good(f): 12:23am On May 21, 2022
Sapphire94:


My prick isn't that big. cry Do you still love me? tongue
Yes I do
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 12:24am On May 21, 2022
meobizy:
Press the follow button since you’re a new fan.

You'll still see new AC.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Metsolo: 4:13am On May 21, 2022
u re not d only one bro, since d size in the pool matters to u, u can double ur shorts
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by lebete3000: 5:53am On May 21, 2022
AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!

Tall, classy and nice...

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by mkpurumma090(f): 6:26am On May 21, 2022
LINSAR:


Always or soft care?

Hahahaha leave me ooo
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Sapphire94: 9:33am On May 21, 2022
Josphine4good:

Yes I do

Let’s link up and make out cool
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 4:54pm On May 21, 2022
Sapphire94:


I am so emotional right now cry

You are already the love of my life.. I will love you till the end of time if you give me a chance kiss

Why are there so many simps on here

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Roniyke1234: 6:50pm On May 21, 2022
AishaDant:


You apologized and then admitted that you see us as cows? Apology not accepted!!!!

I heard a certain tribe in the South eats human beings and over there, it is pretty normal for them. Guess what? That does not mean I believe the whole tribe or anyone from that tribe eats human beings. Maybe some of them but definitely not all. Same thing applies to us as fulanis...


We don't see you guys as cows...
Most of us school there and understand our northern brothers and sisters, we should stop allowing politics and Region to get to us please...

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by 123papas(m): 8:32pm On May 22, 2022
Slightly above average, perfect for portables but the best size is seven inches and eight inches for wide girls
teeshet:
is six inches big enough?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by teeshet: 2:39am On May 23, 2022
123papas:
Slightly above average, perfect for portables but the best size is seven inches and eight inches for wide girls
is it enough for maximumsatisfaction?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by p3acefultout: 11:46am On May 24, 2022
Can you recommend a book or something that talks more about being a grower. I'm one too

LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 4:29pm On May 24, 2022
p3acefultout:
Can you recommend a book or something that talks more about being a grower. I'm one too

Just go online and search grower penis.

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