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Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:31am On May 16, 2022 |
Start! |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Kobojunkie: 6:45am On May 16, 2022 |
PAGAN9JA:Please stop this! |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by KingAlayinde(m): 8:18am On May 16, 2022 |
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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by LordReed(m): 8:37am On May 16, 2022 |
Muhammad, Jesus and Buddha walks into a bar... The bartender asks each of them what they want. Muhammad orders a glass of cranberry juice. Jesus orders a glass of water, and promptly turns it into wine. Then the bartender asks Buddha, "what do you want?" Buddha replies, "Make me one with everything." 5 Likes |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:29am On May 16, 2022 |
LordReed: I dont understand |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Maynman: 11:10am On May 16, 2022 |
PAGAN9JA: Every drink in the bar will be mixed and served in a cup!, Buddha na bad guy! |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by LordReed(m): 1:41pm On May 16, 2022 |
PAGAN9JA: It is a pun. Buddhists strive to be one with the universe. 4 Likes |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Pathokpo: 3:35pm On May 16, 2022 |
PAGAN9JA:It's only one with a broad knowledge in different religion that would understand. For those with limited knowledge on Buddhism, it is a religion that believes in spiritual balance hence the cocktail of the different drinks. 2 Likes |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Pathokpo: 3:36pm On May 16, 2022 |
PAGAN9JA:It's only one with a broad knowledge in different religion that would understand. For those with limited knowledge on Buddhism, it is a religion that believes in spiritual balance hence the cocktail of the different drinks (religions without a supreme deity). 1 Like |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Favaman(m): 6:07pm On May 16, 2022 |
Muhammad is a coc.k sucker 2 Likes |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by 1Sharon(f): 11:03pm On May 16, 2022 |
*Muhammed comes home and meets Aisha crying and packing her things Muhammed: Aisha, what's up, what are you doing? Aisha: People have told me you're a pedophile! Muhammed: "That's a big word for a child" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Stephenmoka4(m): 2:24pm On May 17, 2022 |
If Dem catch ona, my hands no dey oo... |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by 1Sharon(f): 4:32pm On May 17, 2022 |
Stephenmoka4: 3 Likes
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Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:07pm On May 22, 2022 |
Maynman: LordReed: Pathokpo: Thanks I understand now. 1 Like |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:11pm On May 22, 2022 |
Question: If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15. Did you make a prophet? 2 Likes |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by LordReed(m): 6:23pm On May 22, 2022 |
Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey 1 Like |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by LordReed(m): 6:24pm On May 22, 2022 |
Where did Mohammed take his wife on their trip to Hawaii? To The Aloha Snackbar 2 Likes |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by Dliquidmetal(m): 8:01pm On May 22, 2022 |
LordReed:lmao |
Re: Post Your Blasphemous Messages Here by PAGAN9JA(m): 7:45pm On May 25, 2022 |
Muhammad is an enemy of mankind. 2 Likes |
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