For all the poor men on Nairaland... Here's a great idea for a first date...

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So you've met a girl you really like... But you're broke... What do you do? I'll tell you!

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1. Borrow a radio from a friend... The type with bluetooth that you can connect to your mobile phone...

Cost: Free

2. Download a cool song... One you're sure she would like...

Cost: 10mb

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Prepare a meal!

Indomie and fried eggs...

1. Four sachets of indomie superpack...

Cost: 600

2. Four eggs...

Cost: 320

3. Pepper...

Cost: 50

4. Onions...

Cost: 100

5. Carrots...

Cost: 100

6. Green beans...

Cost: 100

7. Sachet groundnut oil...

Cost: 120

8. Sachet nutmeg...

Cost: 50

9. Sachet salt...

Cost: 100

10. 2 plastic bottles of pepsi or mirinda which are affordable... Compared to coca cola or fanta

Cost: 300

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Total: 2190...

No thank you?

Why don't I just give her 3k for short time.
Instead of stressing myself with all these.
It's not as if she doesn't know it's fvck I want to fvck.

A date would only postpone the matter.
Some girls would go and meet their client for short time after the special date is over, she wouldn't let you touch her because she would want to milk the situationship, because she has seen you as the type of nice guy to spend on her, so she withholds the vagina for a long time...and she may even ask for transport join.

At the end of the day you'll spend more than the 5k for short time charges her clients. So why waste each others time. Lemme give you small money and you bust I wide open for daddy.

czarr:
Why don't I just give her 3k for short time.
Instead of stressing myself with all these.
It's not as if she doesn't know it's fvck I want to fvck.

A date would only postpone the matter.
Some girls would go and meet their client for short time after the special date is over, she wouldn't let you touch her because she would want to milk the situationship, because she has seen you as the type of nice guy to spend on her, so she withholds the vagina for a long time...and she may even ask for transport join.

At the end of the day you'll spend more than the 5k for short time charges her clients. So why waste each others time. Lemme give you small money and you bust I wide open for daddy.

wtf!

What ever happened to romance?

BoredBerry:
wtf!

What ever happened to romance?

fvck romance.
Read the handwriting on the wall.
Romance as we know it is dead and gone and buried.
Look around, sex work is rampant and becoming more acceptable girls are selling vagina, guys are buying....and for a lot of guys now, it's the path of least resistance.
Romance is for under 15, those still in secondary school.

czarr:
fvck romance.
Read the handwriting on the wall.
Romance as we know it is dead and gone and buried.
Look around, sex work is rampant and becoming more acceptable girls are selling vagina, guys are buying....and for a lot of guys now, it's the path or least resistance.
Romance is for under 15, those still in secondary school.

I hate you...

BoredBerry:
I hate you...

He's right tho. It ain't worth it no more. Look around you.

BoredBerry:
I hate you...

I just got a boner.

See stress....
Just because I want to..

Lol..

BoredBerry:
wtf!

What ever happened to romance?

Yea, Nigerian women made men turn into animals, you know why?
The think the are smart, you opening for a boy not compare to your spender in most cases. So wiser spender has define the game, why should the pretend and play foolish romance, when its to milk him you want and is sex he want.

Wtf man
Who get time for all that. Same thing I was telling my nigga last night. My nigga met a girl on FB and they agreed to meet next month. Now instead of asking for tfare directly the babe asked for subscription money instead!. I told my nigga this girl wan dey postpone issue. Instead of make you talk your price make we fuxk and go. Me I no get time

2190, what you sold your virginity for ? Still better 200 tho.

InfinityFabric:
2190, what you sold your virginity for ? Still better 200 tho.

Shut up!

BoredBerry:
Shut up!

So I'm correct, you just don't like the fact that I said it.

InfinityFabric:

So I'm correct, you just don't like the fact that I said it.

I said shut up!

After all I did for you... Allowing you use my money to get food... You're here typing trash...

Butthole...

BoredBerry:
I said shut up!

After all I did for you... Allowing you use my money to get food... You're here typing trash...

Butthole...

How is it your money though ? Did u give me anything or promise to ?
After all, you can use it to register into a gym and stop being fat.

Make sense. But i'd rather opt for a very sexual movie to watch on d phone/laptop than music.. So i wont need to start stressing to get her in d mood..

PrinceofAgoAre:
Make sense. But i'd rather opt for a very sexual movie to watch on d phone/laptop than music.. So i wont need to start stressing to get her in d mood..

Thank you...

I dunno... I hate watching rated 18+ movies with men...

A guy I once dated tried... I was bored af... But would have loved the movie if I were watching it alone...

Fun fact: women get turned on watching a couple kiss than make love...

BoredBerry:
Thank you...

I dunno... I hate watching rated 18+ movies with men...

A guy I once dated tried... I was bored af... But would have loved the movie if I were watching it alone...

Fun fact: women get turned on watching a couple kiss than make love...

Then i get a movie that has alot of kissing and sex both or a very romantic k-drama..

PrinceofAgoAre:
Then i get a movie that has alot of kissing and sex both or a very romantic k-drama..

Would be a better choice... Like Titanic... She would be in your arms in no time...

BoredBerry:
Would be a better choice... Like Titanic... She would be in your arms in no time...

sure.. So titanic does it for u?

Omo! The memes na Bomb!!! BoredBerry, u use style get bad mouth Sha, Cha!

PrinceofAgoAre:
sure.. So titanic does it for u?

Wouldn't take off my underwear tho... Just like the movie... Love-hate rose

Truvelisback:
Omo! The memes na Bomb!!! BoredBerry, u use style get bad mouth Sha, Cha!

What memes truvel?

BoredBerry:
What memes truvel?

The one u posted.

Truvelisback:
The one u posted.

Redpiller's dicks vs real men's dicks?

Thank you...

Fasindo:



Everybody na relation adviser now, even the broke ladies

2190 upon woman on this Buhari regime? That's too much.
Don't chase a girl.
Chase money and when u make the money girls will be the one chasing.
She will even cook in her house and bringing it to u.

But as a guy and u don't have money and u want to chase a lady, go for the rich ones, they are many and looking for who to date.
By the way once you date a rich lady, you never die young, but you see those broke ladies "avoid them" I repeat "avoid them"

So considering broke men makes me a bad person... Okay...