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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by phemmyfour: 2:38pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom grin grin grin... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear angry sad.... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage grin grin grin?
mosquito, I can't stand heat
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by a2d3rew(m): 2:43pm On Jun 06, 2022
I prefer heat ooo, I no get money to treat myself ooo
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by poweredcom(m): 2:44pm On Jun 06, 2022
Mosquite plus Hot heat and bedbug is a perfect combination
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by stansaintly(m): 2:47pm On Jun 06, 2022
Mosquitoes and heat are children of the same mother. You can possibly pick one.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by sheylarhh(m): 2:48pm On Jun 06, 2022
Claire104:
I prefer heat o.. what's the economic importance of mosquito sef?
To give you malaria
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by EmmyDJourno: 2:59pm On Jun 06, 2022
Wait, if heat no dey, shey breeze go dey blow
If breeze dey blow, taking care of mosquitoes na small thing
Just buy, “Need for Dream”, spray little allow cross ventilation spread it, then sleep like a baby cheesy
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by dontrulee: 3:02pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom grin grin grin... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear angry sad.... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage grin grin grin?

Interesting, you stay in Ekiti?
I left Ekiti few weeks ago and my parents house is not far from Sango Ota, so I can relate. I can't condone heat, I am highly resistant to malaria and if mosquitoes disturb me at night, I kill them. grin grin
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Gangster1ms: 3:04pm On Jun 06, 2022
pocohantas:
This is exactly 95% of Nigerian youths. The places their parents stay, they are always running away from it. So is it your mum that is good for mosquito bite? Rather than packing your bag and running away, pause for a second to process the fact that what you had a taste of, is your mum’s reality.

The next time you want to buy a wig or pizza, use the money to buy her mosquito net and rechargeable fan.



To your question: I’ll go for heat. Every sane human would go for heat.
Honestly
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Gangster1ms: 3:19pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
Lol... You really seem to hate mosquitoes grin
Last month i broke my expensive phone screen while trying to kill a fat one.. Prior to then I've hated them with pure passion, imagine what i feel about them now.
Do you know the most deadly animal in the world is mosquito? Responsible for the death of almost a billion.. More deadly than snakes and other wild animals.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 3:33pm On Jun 06, 2022
Gangster1ms:

Last month i broke my expensive phone screen while trying to kill a fat one.. Prior to then I've hated them with pure passion, imagine what i feel about them now.
Do you know the most deadly animal in the world is mosquito? Responsible for the death of almost a billion.. More deadly than snakes and other wild animals.
grin grin grin
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Naanlong01: 3:34pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
grin grin grin.... But there are some people who can sleep without a protective net even when there's an influx of mosquitoes embarassed embarassed embarassed....

Example my younger brother.... I woke up one night and saw up to 5 mosquitoes feasting on ma Nigga grin grin grin... Walai fear catch me...


Your brother is my kind of guy. [/b]No amount of mosquito can disrupt my sleep, laye ![b] no be today. But let me just manage to sweat while sleeping at night, that marks the end of that sleep, you will just see me rolling from east to west, and I dare not forget to add that I'm a heavy sweater. And my genotype is far from AA, I hardly get knocked down by malaria.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by NOETHNICITY(m): 3:40pm On Jun 06, 2022
I experienced that life back in 2006 and during my service year. Wow, I almost died. One midnight I woke and couldn't cope anymore, then I just broke down and started crying seriously. But thank God for life now.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Naanlong01: 3:40pm On Jun 06, 2022
I choose my mosquito o, me and heat are not best of friends. I remember when I was still at home with my parents. My mummy will be telling me tales of how she was killing mosquito on my body overnight and how I didn't move.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by princewarri1985: 3:41pm On Jun 06, 2022
So you want to tell me that you are too dumb not to let you know that a 60 naira RAD mosquito coil will save you all those mosquito drama??
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Allisgud: 3:43pm On Jun 06, 2022
Michelle70:
maybe because I have never used a bed more than 5yrs before
maybe na untop carton u dey gbench
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by ModelLook(m): 3:44pm On Jun 06, 2022
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Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Allisgud: 3:48pm On Jun 06, 2022
Medunah:

I don’t think bedbug has ever dealt with you, those tiny creatures take over your whole apartment and to get rid of them is not beans. A good insecticide will get rid of mosquitoes but bedbug?? You need to do proper fumigation and that’s not even enough guarantee that they won’t come back.
abi u need to replace ur furnitures,they don't give bacteria like mosquito but they will follow u about even disgrace u in the bus by coming out from ur cloth,when u are fully dressup in ur best cloth that day
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by stanleydsk(m): 3:48pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom grin grin grin... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear angry sad.... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage grin grin grin?
Ah heat oh, I can't dance to the music those guys are singing oh talk of standing on me
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dorwadora(f): 3:49pm On Jun 06, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
I experienced that life back in 2006 and during my service year. Wow, I almost died. One midnight I woke and couldn't cope anymore, then I just broke down and started crying seriously. But thank God for life now.
LMAO grin grin grin grin

Tough man burst into tears... Don't wanna imagine it grin
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by emmyluizzz: 3:57pm On Jun 06, 2022
Kajaard:


Lol your last statement, thunder fire you for mentioning presido name cheesy
k
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by emmyluizzz: 3:58pm On Jun 06, 2022
Micology19:
Bro fear God nah... which one be just like buhari ����

are you in Nigeria or out of Nigeria
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by darichlife: 4:02pm On Jun 06, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:
But why do mosquito even exist? What is really the point?
They exist because of the dirty environment we allow. Dirty gutters and stagnant water. If there is no place to breed there will be no mosquitoes.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Twista88(m): 4:19pm On Jun 06, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:
But why do mosquito even exist? What is really the point?

My brother I have reason this question again and again and I discovered it is one of the results of the disobedience Adam committed.. when God said you shall die if you eat of that fruit.. though it was not instant death but it was definitely gradual death, it became possible for man to tend towards death in different possible ways.. I hope you understand
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by FUTURE20(m): 4:24pm On Jun 06, 2022
I choose none.

Mosquito don't operate under full Airconditioned room.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dstixx: 4:38pm On Jun 06, 2022
Not all of them �
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Dstixx: 4:39pm On Jun 06, 2022
Na Mosquito oo
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Lasgidi90(m): 4:45pm On Jun 06, 2022
When the bible said that God looked at everything he had created and all was good. Does it include mosquitos, because iyam not understanding.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Boobysmith: 4:45pm On Jun 06, 2022
Kriss216:
Mosquitoes are satanic.


It's more noble to live with a Nigerian girl than to live with Mosquitoes.
still not much difference though. no disrespect to the ladies
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by NOETHNICITY(m): 4:51pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
LMAO grin grin grin grin

Tough man burst into tears... Don't wanna imagine it grin
I cried seriously, the heat and the sound of the mosquitoes was so frustrating. Infact at some point in time I felt like committing suicide. But all that is past now. So much to be thankful for
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Neyoosha007(m): 4:52pm On Jun 06, 2022
Mosquitoes � are very stubborn and deadly than heat, but can easily be controlled than heat
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by stephenponti(m): 5:46pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom grin grin grin... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear angry sad.... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage grin grin grin?
when a pessimist is confronted with two evils he chooses both.
Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by Segzy19: 5:58pm On Jun 06, 2022
Sleep naked under mosquito net...

Why suffer yourself unnecessarily

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