PART 1
I will never take a girl out again. Just yesterday, i took Cicilia out. She is such a beautiful girl & sometimes i ask myself how she coped with an ugly guy like me. I took her to a small restaurant (where i won't get stuck & end up washing plates). it was around 8:43pm. I called the waiter to serve us, when he came he asked me what i wanted... but i wanted to make sure i order for what the money i have on me can cover. So i told cicillia (with a gentle but killing smile) "ladies first". she smiled and my heart skipped a beat. But as a man, i was ready for anything that may come out of it. She said ''give me fried rice, chicken and peper soup with shampaign''. i started getting goosed pimple all over me, i brought out my hankerchef to clean the crystal sweat that was already forming on my forehead. Then just as if God answered my prayers, the waiter said 'Madam, we dont have those again'. i nearly jumped to my feet in excitement, but in order not to over react, i sat put and acted as if I was not happy with the news. I could see the trace of disappointment on her face, but she smiled and asked "then what do you people have?". and the waiter replied her " we have all kinds of soup you may think of. Cicillia was not happy with the answer (that i could tell from the look on her face). Then she told me "honey, lets go to another resturant". i knew where this will end and i was ready to jeopardize it, so all i have left is to make her take it or she will lead me to the slaughter table. I told her "baby just take it, i cant affirm that we will see another place to eat. and as i can recall, this people are good in what they do. If i were you, i will take their egusi soup. i bet you won't regret it. This actually got her and she said "if you say so sweetheart". i cant believe my ears, she called me sweetheart. I told the waiter to bring the soup for my angel.
when the waiter came with the food, the look of it got me salivating. and i never knew who told the worms in my stomarch that food is ready. but to be on a safer side, i just asked for water. i watched her eat with her fork and knife and what went through my mind was "if I was in her shoes, i will neither touch that fork nor knife. i no get hand?".
everything was going well untill those stupid EEDC people took the light. i couldn't see her face again, i knew it will take like 1hr to bring it back. But to my surprise, there was light again. But i caught my Cicillia in the act. If you see the size of eba she was carrying, i was shocked. mine is still learning... i was imagining the damage it will cause if it slipped from her hand and fell on the table, i bet it will crack it.
I searched for her face and there it was smiling at me. She said with a smile "my Jewel, this one is for you. take it if you love me". i said in my mind "God why me". i was unable to swallow it so i had to forcefully push it down with a spoon... the worms in my stomach had to run for their lives cos the fall was heavy and caused a lot of damages in my stomach. This left me with sore throat which I had to treat thefollowing day... i know i still love her but that won't make me go on a date with her again.

Maybe I will stop here and continue later
I need to do something now

Trying to please another human being. To what end?
People who don't go to restaurant don't marry?

Where una dey see these kinda ojukokoro girls sef?

Medianna:
Trying to please another human being. To what end?
People who don't go to restaurant don't marry?

When guys say this same thing u said...some women on this forum will call it hate against women...

WatchYourSix:


When guys say this same thing u said...some women on this forum will call it hate against women...

Ohh.. You mind us?
Everyone brings his/her fantasy to social media na

Medianna:
Trying to please another human being. To what end?
People who don't go to restaurant don't marry?

You'd do anything for love my dear

You must be a SIMPle man

dopedan:
You must be a SIMPle man

Stop it, you are making me blush

That girl is a classic pretender.

Artisticity1:


You'd do anything for love my dear

Oho.. Love with touch of pretence
If you don't have for restaurant go to mama put.. That's love.

Medianna:

Oho.. Love with touch of pretence
If you don't have for restaurant go to mama put.. That's love.

I was a novice

You call someone your gf and na she dey give you BP like this so, ok o continue

Okada pack here...I'm getting Simping signals here!!

Thats my only weakness i don't know how to please a woman, or any human. But i can make you happy at any given opportunity.

Artisticity1:


I was a novice

Lol...
Apprentice

OP abeg naa, I no wan too laugh

Medianna:

Lol...
Apprentice

U garrit

Wotoporiously speaking

This story sweet die. Op just made my morning.

Yh