Mine was that, I toasted a lady on campus and the night we made arrangements to meet was the night I will never forget,she was going with my flows until my village people told her to ask what level I am in? I naively said 100 omoh the next thing I heard was go and read your book,

Drop urs lol

Wish all woman would be like her this world would have been a better place Go and read your book op

K

If i start, i no go finish, watin my eyes done see, i no fit talk am finish


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

When I graduated from secondary School, I was waiting for admission then and I started wooing one secondary School student. I genuinely like her to the point of bringing my former English teacher to help me convince her to date me. The story is really funny. She later reported me to her mother and brothers, her auntie came to our house to warned me. She also reported me in Block Rosary. I won't forget that story in a hurry.

The last time I saw her, she was friendly and even gave me her contact. But I can't do that with her again.

Hmm... Last relationship... The way things ended... So humiliating... Even if you don't like someone anymore, can't you atleast breakup with them respectfully?

He was like, '...aunty go na...' And '...I nor dey block I go just ignore you...'

Weird how the person you care for the most would delibrately hurt you when they can...

*sighs

I can never forget the day my mom humiliated me in front of my crush, when I was still very young and naive, she was like "don't forget to wash those things you pee on'. I cried bitterly. Lol.

Somethings are better left unsaid

I would never forget the day I said I would broke bottle on someone daughter head.


Understand the influence of alcohol

Cypress042:
Wish all woman would be like her this world would have been a better place Go and read your book op

so na book Dem born me to dey read lol

Toriagirl:
I can never forget the day my mom humiliated me in front of my crush, when I was still very young and naive, she was like "don't forget to wash those things you pee on'. I cried bitterly. Lol.

I feel ur pain bruh lol

Datboredberri:
Hmm... Last relationship... The way things ended... So humiliating... Even if you don't like someone anymore, can't you atleast breakup with them respectfully?

He was like, '...aunty go na...' And '...I nor dey block I go just ignore you...'

Weird how the person you care for the most would delibrately hurt you when they can...

*sighs

belike u were dating urself lol

Demigod22:
When I graduated from secondary School, I was waiting for admission then and I started wooing one secondary School student. I genuinely like her to the point of bringing my former English teacher to help me convince her to date me. The story is really funny. She later reported me to her mother and brothers, her auntie came to our house to warned me. She also reported me in Block Rosary. I won't forget that story in a hurry.

The last time I saw her, she was friendly and even gave me her contact. But I can't do that with her again.

I can imagine the disappointment that would be in ur parents face when dey came reporting lol

Orgasmgiver123:
If i start, i no go finish, watin my eyes done see, i no fit talk am finish


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

lol gun salute to u sir

Toriagirl:
I can never forget the day my mom humiliated me in front of my crush, when I was still very young and naive, she was like "don't forget to wash those things you pee on'. I cried bitterly. Lol.

Can I get your WhatsApp?

Datboredberri:
Hmm... Last relationship... The way things ended... So humiliating... Even if you don't like someone anymore, can't you atleast breakup with them respectfully?

He was like, '...aunty go na...' And '...I nor dey block I go just ignore you...'

Weird how the person you care for the most would delibrately hurt you when they can...

*sighs

For a guy to sound like that you probably were frustrating him and he was only managing you pele o

mykealpha:

Can I get your WhatsApp?

Simmmmppppp!!!!
And I sure say u no get up to 1milliom for akant

excort be, trek under hot sun jus to get her number bcoz she get big ass, only for the idiot to stress me n carry me go her guy ous n even enter the room..
I see sets of low budget yahoo boys smoking and listening to mp3 player n d bea introduce her guy to me and told them dt am her excort, dt i am embarrassing her by using a techno fone to ask for her number bcoz she is using IPhone n de burst laff..
the idiot bf wey no even reach my last born age kum de tell me say instead of me to kum learn work for e hand, i de disturb e woman....
I jus walked out disgracefully out of the stinking environment, dt was d last time I even talked to any bea I saw on d street..

Hotbreadandbean:

For a guy to sound like that you probably were frustrating him and he was only managing you pele o

Ask him...

Ask him if I frustrated him... Okay?

paulolee:
excort be, trek under hot sun jus to get her number bcoz she get big ass, only for the idiot to stress me n carry me go her guy ous n even enter the room..
I see sets of low budget yahoo boys smoking and listening to mp3 player n d bea introduce her guy to me and told them dt am her excort, dt i am embarrassing her by using a techno fone to ask for her number bcoz she is using IPhone n de burst laff..
the idiot bf wey no even reach my last born age kum de tell me say instead of me to kum learn work for e hand, i de disturb e woman....
I jus walked out disgracefully out of the stinking environment, dt was d last time I even talked to any bea I saw on d street..

Lol.. I'm so sorry... Very immature human beings... Can't believe she introduced you to her boyfriend! Seems they have a good relationship tho... M

mykealpha:

Can I get your WhatsApp?

you don fall my hands bruh dis should be written as part of your embarrassing moment

Hotbreadandbean:

For a guy to sound like that you probably were frustrating him and he was only managing you pele o

lol

Toriagirl:
I can never forget the day my mom humiliated me in front of my crush, when I was still very young and naive, she was like "don't forget to wash those things you pee on'. I cried bitterly. Lol.

Hotbreadandbean:

Simmmmppppp!!!!
And I sure say u no get up to 1milliom for akant

u u get

paulolee:
excort be, trek under hot sun jus to get her number bcoz she get big ass, only for the idiot to stress me n carry me go her guy ous n even enter the room..
I see sets of low budget yahoo boys smoking and listening to mp3 player n d bea introduce her guy to me and told them dt am her excort, dt i am embarrassing her by using a techno fone to ask for her number bcoz she is using IPhone n de burst laff..
the idiot bf wey no even reach my last born age kum de tell me say instead of me to kum learn work for e hand, i de disturb e woman....
I jus walked out disgracefully out of the stinking environment, dt was d last time I even talked to any bea I saw on d street..

lol you deserve headies award bruh u have won I no sure anybody own go reach ur own lol

Datboredberri:
Lol.. I'm so sorry... Very immature human beings... Can't believe she introduced you to her boyfriend! Seems they have a good relationship tho... M

lol

paulolee:
excort be, trek under hot sun jus to get her number bcoz she get big ass, only for the idiot to stress me n carry me go her guy ous n even enter the room..
I see sets of low budget yahoo boys smoking and listening to mp3 player n d bea introduce her guy to me and told them dt am her excort, dt i am embarrassing her by using a techno fone to ask for her number bcoz she is using IPhone n de burst laff..
the idiot bf wey no even reach my last born age kum de tell me say instead of me to kum learn work for e hand, i de disturb e woman....
I jus walked out disgracefully out of the stinking environment, dt was d last time I even talked to any bea I saw on d street..

street stuff name serious embarrassment.

I was still a novice then in piano..
I don't know what they call transpose then o
Anything you sing, I go play for c# and my normal progression na 1,4,5. If you like sing minor na your problem.. For my mind people they dance, not knowing I was making noise.. Until one day the singer carry mic tell me say make I no play again, she said I'm playing rubbish(assuming she said I'm playing off, I for understand based on music term) and some fine babes full church sha... Shame catch me eh...

Datboredberri:
Ask him...

Ask him if I frustrated him... Okay?

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Wat are this links

Datboredberri:
Ask him...

Ask him if I frustrated him... Okay?

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.nairaland.com/ceroluvsyou&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjN8r_3q6_4AhXnEGIAHVJgAaoQFnoECAAQAg&usg=AOvVaw1Qw9ujkW2hHQ85QAZ250uT

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https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.nairaland.com/onariii&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwijoaSTrK_4AhWYknIEHW9aCzUQFnoECAkQAg&usg=AOvVaw2h09UBTOl1VBf-gXFMlECS

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.nairaland.com/karrtel&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjf8tvdrK_4AhWpMVkFHaQLBqoQFnoECAIQAg&usg=AOvVaw2_s2KyNFucazCszT0mzgId

Why am i being mentioned?

Holly Gram I remember in 2005 wen I start de SMOKE WEED newly..

My head never strong for WEED dat time...


I de only SMOKE 2 raps of WEED dat time..


So one day only me de inside bush, NaSo I roll 4 sticks of WEED and SMOKE all..


Ohh boy.. E come be like say na me be PRESIDENT of Nigeria.. my brain the tell me sey, Na me strong pass everybody for the country!


NaSo I use dat HIGHNESS comort go outside STREET


I SWEAR DOWN


I come be like UNDER TAKER, I come de see everybody like ANT..



I SWEAR DOWN


I know no how I take find my self for police station with HANDCUFF and swallowing FACE!


According to people der... Them talk sey, I go de slap everybody for STREET until I go slap one huge soldier man..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

anonymuz:
street stuff name serious embarrassment.

swears bro