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Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by protoncub: 12:51pm On Jun 22, 2022
I'm not asking for a friend.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, I fall sick? Please, I need logical explanations.

The interesting thing is, even if I have sex everyday for a whole week, I don't fall sick. In fact I get healthier.

At a point, I was servicing three girls together and doing several rounds daily. I never fell sick. But once I try to masturbate, its a combination of fever, sore-throat, diarrhea, fatigue etc.

I've searched Google for answers but webpage is filled with desperate people (especially the westerners) claiming that masturbation is perfectly healthy and there's no scientific proof that it has any harm.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jun 22, 2022
Cus some ladies need it not your hand grin

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by protoncub: 1:11pm On Jun 22, 2022
Scamupdates:
Cus some ladies need it not your hand grin

Even the ladies respect the way I man-handle them. They always stay around for more.

But sometimes, it happens that you're alone and you need a sleeping pill.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by jahson19(m): 1:50pm On Jun 22, 2022
Maybe ur hand get infection na Try treat ur hand bruh

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by protoncub: 2:00pm On Jun 22, 2022
jahson19:
Maybe ur hand get infection na
Try treat ur hand bruh
Thanks, but not likely.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Mirabella01: 2:34pm On Jun 22, 2022
undecided

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Starboytwo(m): 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2022
No sickness can kill you my brother, fire on.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by carreport(m): 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2022
Then stop

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Bobochicago: 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2022
It all on your mind. There is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation . I open a lot of thread on nairaland and I see people erroneously linking masturbation to various health or spiritual issues without any empirical data to back it up . I know people who masturbate intermittently (when they have a relationship) / every day (when they are single ) for the last 15 years , they didn’t lose weight, neither did they fall sick . You won’t know except they tell you and they are definitely one of the smartest peeps in school as well .
Bro , there is absolutely nothing wrong with you , and there is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation. Don’t let any religion fanatic make you feel guilty after masturbating , that might account for the “sick feeling “ you get after masturbating

SAY YES TO MASTURBATION

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by olusola200: 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2022
Go to church

U need to stop it finally

It's sign of death approach

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Lalami3232(m): 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2022
You no know say sperm na blood? Everytime you release sperm eeh, na blood dey comot from your body and blood dey boost immune system. So when you dey loss blood, you dey lower your immune system. But if you dey chop well, E no suppose to affect you like that. But one thing wey I don observe eeh, masturbation dey take more energy from you than even sex because masturbation na illegal stuff. If you masturbate, you feel extremely weak but after sex, you may not feel too weak. That na my own take of it sha. But laslas eeh, bros stop this masturbation and have peace with yourself. E dey difficult stop oooo but it's possible if you put your mind.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for test ooooo. The pikin resemble you isn't a guarantee say na your pikin. Non virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted"

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by whippersnapper(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
Omo wanking is not good but wetin man go do

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by DropsMic(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
Your body is sending you a message...


Listen to it .

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by freemi(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
Then stop na

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Itzurboi(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
You never sabi be that.. i will send you a pdf to read...

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Sirmuel1(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
Should we stop you from masturbating or we should stop you from falling sick? cheesy grin

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Emmyreal4(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
That's a sign from your peninsula that he is not happy that you are using it wrongly grin

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by BarrElChapo(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
Stop then, if you don't like falling sick angry

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by abumeinben(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
A message, maybe.

There's good side to everything. Excessiveness is the problem. You should take a break, a long one. Stop stressing your brain man.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Minks147(m): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
Hmmmm

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by ictjobber: 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2022
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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by HEBEI: 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
Masturbation is emotionally draining.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Honestfrend: 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
Mr man quit masturbation and be free.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Offpoint1: 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
It's all psychological.


If MSB made people sick I would had been dead 25 years ago grin the only side effect I have if " my right hand is shrunk like I'm suffering from Polio grin

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by flejnr2(f): 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
God at work

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Whisk(m): 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
Because it is a taboo.
Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by OhBritannia(m): 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
hahahaha now this is funny. well it's better to be a womaniser than be a chronic masturbator. I have my reasons and only the wise will understand. if you are a chronic masturbator, poverty will never depart from you.
if you like argue with me, that's your business.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by FuckDModz: 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
grin

Your mind is simply playing a fast one on you.

Try dey chop well before rubbing your preeq over pixels.

Mugu.

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Daniluv1(m): 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
MUSA abeg leave gate come see this one

I nor know whether you don see this one before oh

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Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by RainValley: 6:42pm On Jun 22, 2022
It's not fair that you will make this your foolish lifestyle our problem.

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