Felicity001:


Even my shadow self dey scare goat for night

tobisunday:
Please I can't reply every mention I still dey in shock ..... I'm sorry for the mistaken identity.

It's true I don't want to drop the car because I feel lucky to get such ride engine and gear very ok body also good I just changed the compressor. I just dey fear say I no go see better car again .

Felicity001:


In that case I don't think you can do this business because this business is not for investors that have all their love and mouth for material things like a car o... That's just the honest truth.

See bro, no matter how smart, good or experience a driver or someone is they will never satisfy or take care of your property the way you'll do. So if you want to be successful in this line of business you first have to break that love bond btw you and your car otherwise I can't manage anything for you neither would you and any driver have a good working relationship.

tobisunday:
Please I can't reply every mention I still dey in shock ..... I'm sorry for the mistaken identity.

It's true I don't want to drop the car because I feel lucky to get such ride engine and gear very ok body also good I just changed the compressor. I just dey fear say I no go see better car again .

tobisunday:


Ok sir

Samueltaiwo I'll give you a call tomorrow

Glithronix:
Where chief Baz001 dey?
Been a while, boss.
Seems that side don make you neglect us for this country, abeg no abandon us oh.
Much respect, boss.

Felicity001:


Take for instance you did that trip from ikeja to VI in the morning around 8am, then Gmap says ikorodu is 25min faster than 3MD but rider said take 3MD.
Had you done ikorodu road and you immediately get a trip back to ikeja for 4500 under 20min or 4k to Sangotedo under 25min because you're driving against traffic.

You dig? I'd made at least 2k more than you in same time.
You get?

Again, you spend more fuel in traffic I hope you know that?

Traffic will drain you and put you more at risk.

In a nutshell, traffic is not good for business generally.

Felicity001:


Im strongly behind him anything you need let me know.

I hope you getrit, if you don't getrit?

kanuisagoat:


And made 60k gross while at it

I was planning to work on Monday and rest on Tuesday but body no gree. Had to rest on Monday and worked on Tuesday.

lagusboyyy:
Reality sets in after few months in Abroad.

Nothing is free over there,you work hard for everything,so you have barely little to no time for casual jibes.

I have a friend that traveled to London late last year,he was photo freak and always posting different doings,after few months,my guy faced the hard reality of being in a foreign country.

Glithronix:
At the end of the day, na paper in Aza be the koko. God no go shame us. Much respect, chief.

YeyeGbami:


The moment your vehicle leave your compound, the rest dey baba God hand o.

tobisunday:


Ok sir

Samueltaiwo I'll give you a call tomorrow

73O9:


And this is Felicity from "that post".

kanuisagoat:
More and more stupidity from the one and only Felicity001.

https://www.nairaland.com/520025/mercedes-benz-thread/482#111875635

Read the responses and see how he was taken to the cleaners.

One poster described our jalopy as





And make e no be like say na only me dey talk am

Many others say the same thing



Plenty age, no sense

Felicity001:


Baba na old age and your lapka lapka Corolla cause am no think am that's why I keep telling you drive better car you no gree hear word because of your kokonut Head

You can't fall sick driving a Benz lieye! Ask any Benz user they can relate.

See you even did the 32 trips on a Sunday whereas I did my on a Thursday or so so can you see? Who is the oga here? Look I don't even know how to use the cruise control I just press my throttle pedal and I don't fall sick not for once despite been an AA genotype (does a goat even know what that means?).

So come make I buy Benz give you for rental then see how you complete over 45 trips daily

Oshi, omo ale
C'mon get out

confusedworld17:
You can take this information to the bank.

Avoid St.Finbar's College road Yaba. That road na death trap.

Avoid Agege at night, except you know the area very well.
I was robbed along that Old ipaja road last night at about 9pm. It was a destination trip. When the request came in and I saw Ipaja road, I was very happy and said to myself, it couldn't have been better than that, on a 1.9 surge. Though it turned out to be old Ipaja road and not ipaja road.

After droping rider at one hotel along that same road, I moved a little bit forward from the hotel in order not to block the entrance and then pulled over to take a leak. It would surprise you to know that the place where I parked was well lit because as a night crawler that I am, I always avoid making a schoolboy error.

While I was easing myself, I noticed some funny movements around me, it was some dodgy looking guys smoking what obviously was hard drugs. I was kind of backing my car, saw two guys sitting on my bonnet, by the time I turned properly to face my car, they were like three boys by the side of the driver's side facing my direction and then like four boys by the passenger's side.

Omo mehn!!! I knew immediately that hell was about to let loose. So I quickly put my phone inside my trouser so that it will not damage when it gets to the ground.You know when it's falling down from inside my trouser, it will not hit hard on the ground. So when I felt it getting to the ground, I quickly positioned my leg and push the phone under my car.

Immediately, one of the boys rushed me and held my hand and said "weting u want bring out ?" I said nothing that as you can see I just finished urinating and I'm tightening my belt. He then held my trouser just like the way a police man would 'jack' you by the trouser during street arrest. Na so these small boys drag me enter inside my car and started searching all the places that they thought I would have my valuables. Some of them were standing outside and leaning on my car as though they were the ones that parked the car.

Thank God that most of my trips yesterday was transfers. Only two riders payed cash. They took 4k and some change and then requested for my phone, I gave them the small nokia phone that I have. They said where is the big phone, I told them that the phone was with a phone repairer. Looks like they were satisfied that at least they got some money for drugs, they quickly left and even gave me back my small nokia phone.

Na speed I take come down go carry my phone and zoomed off.
The oldest among those boys would not be older than 25 years. Those boys are ready to die any minute.
Before they left, they quickly hid all their cutlasses, hammer, sharp iron rods. You could smell blood in their eyes. Everything happened less than two minutes.

Another funny and scary thing about the robbery was that the locals that were passing by that sensed robbery, hurriedly passed us and look the other way. Meaning that it was not an unusual thing to them.

One take away from this my horrible experience is : Always have some cash with you, e get why.
STAY WOKE GUYS

Gentlelife50:

But he's an old man with a son in the university?
I doubt if that's him

Johnnybegood12:

Mehn I think it's time you Felicity001 and him kanuisagoat should stop this whole drama.
I mean what might have gone wrong??
I remembered once upon a time when u said u wanted Ur kids to go and spend sometime with him, and also when u wanted to grace his birthday because one of Ur kid is same month February or same day I'm not sure.
Common let it all slide.
Enough of the violence.
Let peace reign

kanuisagoat:


Another daft post. How do you always manage to beat your all time high daft post with another daft post?

I don't care how many trips you do. I was only calling you out for claiming you did 27 trips because of your jalopy benz. That was downright foolish and I had to call you out.

I will not have forgiven myself if I let you go on with those ridiculous thoughts. Only God knows where else you would have said it that would have caused you great embarrassment.

At least, now you know better

kanuisagoat:


See im akube shirt with hair like a mad man.

73O9:


And this is Felicity from "that post".

Felicity001:


Even my shadow self dey scare goat for night

Gentlelife50:

But he's an old man with a son in the university?
I doubt if that's him

Johnnybegood12:
so it's you

Johnnybegood12:

If truly, that's Felicity shadow, anyday una come here come dey claim old age ehn, all of una go collect swears.
Even gentlelife50 Abi Na donfortune48 posted a picture in the gym self old pass this shadow.

Johnnybegood12:

Mehn I think it's time you Felicity001 and him kanuisagoat should stop this whole drama.
I mean what might have gone wrong??
I remembered once upon a time when u said u wanted Ur kids to go and spend sometime with him, and also when u wanted to grace his birthday because one of Ur kid is same month February or same day I'm not sure.
Common let it all slide.
Enough of the violence.
Let peace reign

pope191:


The essence of war is peace... the tougher the vulence, the happier the comrade.