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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Emmanuel909090: 9:43am On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
Please someone should say something

It seems nobody with such experience here.

It's not a bad job, if that's what your hands find to do, do it well.

Our dead loved ones need someone to care for them
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by BigYash: 9:48am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:


I am sure.
A dead body is like a piece of dead wood.

Look, if you have no job and you get one why cant you try it.
People that handle mortuary and those guard burial grounds are ordinary human beings like you and me.
They have no juju, because they dont need it.

You don't work for such place before? Cadaver for anatomy lab no dey do those magic sha. grin. Atleast I don work for anatomy lab before. But for mortuary, seems d whole matter different, cux of d stories I have heard.. Op just pray sha and ask persons working there, if them dey plus their moral .. Its well with you my nigga

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Searchingvictor: 10:08am On Jun 24, 2022
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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Natbrowny: 10:29am On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales


Get a permanent hip flash u can carrry around, inside it, make sure its full of whiskey.. Strong one like JACK DANIELS.

Trust me the dead and ghost wont bother you. Dem go see u clear road. grin

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by frasher: 10:32am On Jun 24, 2022
You're right, back then I frequently visit morgues to read books or meditate while I'm in School, but I've never encountered a ghost there or been slapped. In fact, it's one of the most tranquil settings for reflection or meditation..
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 10:42am On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
they are spirits that doesn't rest... A relation of mine died in the year 2009, I was much younger then, years later another of my relative who travelled out found him in on of this east African country... At first he didn't believe his eyes, until he went close and called his name... My guy he didn't even turn back to look at the person... He just disappeared there... Come see run, after everything my that my uncle went back to the place he saw him to know if anyone knows him and get information... That was when he knew he had already changed his name there already..
So that moment my uncle called him... He knew the person calling him knows him already, so he didn't have to look back...

So don't be deceived by mere videos guy... I have seen so many cases..even in the case of my late dad


i challemge you that this is a mere cock and bull story to scare you. who is dead is dead. there is no connection between the living and the dead anymore. you are gone, you are gone. untill i see with my own eyes, i will never believe all this stories. seen is believing. I don;t like hearing from the horse's mouth. let me see it. but for now, i don't believe. May be that your uncle never chop that day and he was seeing double

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by DarlingtonC: 10:47am On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.
ignorance speaking

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by poshestmina(f): 10:56am On Jun 24, 2022
They are not fairytales , my friend.
Get someone already familiar with the job and learn from him/her.

Good luck.
Blaqroman0000:
and the person disappeared..

Well I won't say much about this sha.. Like they say; experience is the best teacher... I pray you don't get your experience negatively.. That's all I will say, no need to convince you
.

You have time to argue with these 'Atheist wannabes'.
They think Life starts and ends behind their keypads.
Lol. grin grin grin angry.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by juman(m): 11:05am On Jun 24, 2022
frasher:
You're right, back then I frequently visit morgues to read books or meditate while I'm in School, but I've never encountered a ghost there or been slapped. In fact, it's one of the most tranquil settings for reflection or meditation..

You see.
Thank you for sharing your experience.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Efeboyi: 11:16am On Jun 24, 2022
Dead man tells no tales grin grin

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Vickho: 11:34am On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol
person wey don die don die.
stop believing rubbish like uneducated people

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Vickho: 11:35am On Jun 24, 2022
Rickmann:


100k is peanut compared to what one will experience in the hands of the dead.
trash

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Vickho: 11:39am On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
guy you are showing me video?? When am a witness...

kindly narrate to us your experiences

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Vickho: 11:42am On Jun 24, 2022
DarlingtonC:
ignorance speaking
person wey don die don die.
stop being deceived

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 11:46am On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol

Just fairytales. People in health sector, Doctors, nurses handle or see close to or same number of corpses, and even those medical students that use real corpses for practical. Nothing happens to them.

Who is dead is dead

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Prismandaa: 11:51am On Jun 24, 2022
I don't think any amount can make me work in a mortuary.



Peanut coating machine still goes for 140k till the end of this month.It coats one paint at once. Location is Lagos state and you can visit the workshop to pick buy one, pay online and we drliver to you or send someone across to verify for you if you are not in Lagos and you have anyone here. Check my signature for contact details

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 11:54am On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
guy you are showing me video?? When am a witness...


Then share your experience. All is just fairytale to put fears into people.

Understandable, sight of corpses cant be disturbing to some people. That is that, there is nothing to it again.

There is an anatomy laboratory in my old school where corpses are kept, most times, cadavers would be put on their table for practical. We always passed besides this laboratory at midnight coming from night classes and even peeped through the window to see cadavers; nothing happened. The workers in the school laboratory are professionals like anyone in medical line, no juju or any odd story from them.

The fear is only in the mind, the truth is who is dead is dead

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 11:55am On Jun 24, 2022
poshestmina:
They are not fairytales , my friend.
Get someone already familiar with the job and learn from him/her.

Good luck..

You have time to argue with these 'Atheist wannabes'.
They think Life starts and ends behind their keypads.
Lol. grin grin grin angry.
omo ehhh I Don tire..

Sha dem go use their eyes see their ear one day

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 11:56am On Jun 24, 2022
peeps4u:


Then share your experience. All is just fairytale to put fears into people.

Understandable, sight of corpses cant be disturbing to some people. That is that, there is nothing to it again.

There is an anatomy laboratory in my old school where corpses are kept, most times, cadavers would be put on their table for practical. We always passed besides this laboratory at midnight coming from night classes and even peeped through the window to see cadavers; nothing happened. The workers in the school laboratory are professionals like anyone in medical line, no juju or any odd story from them.

The fear is only in the mind, the truth is who is dead is dead
your eyes go see your ear one day...though I was once like you until I experienced such

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 12:02pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
your eyes go see your ear one day...though I was once like you until I experienced such

Someone just shared a video of a mortician sharing his experience that it is just fairytale but we shoukd take your words for it when you cant even share your own experience. Guess your experience is inexpressible?

I once had a Boy in my street who did under-taker job, he wasn't using juju or anything, neither did he encounter any bizarre moment for the time he did it.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by wonder233: 12:02pm On Jun 24, 2022
Tales by moonlight
Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 12:04pm On Jun 24, 2022
BigYash:
You don't work for such place before? Cadaver for anatomy lab no dey do those magic sha. grin. Atleast I don work for anatomy lab before. But for mortuary, seems d whole matter different, cux of d stories I have heard.. Op just pray sha and ask persons working there, if them dey plus their moral .. Its well with you my nigga

Thank God you narrated yours. We dey peep through window see cadavers for anatomy lab in LAUTECH those years back.


If corpses in anatomy don't do strange things, what will make mortuary different? Dee na dead

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 12:07pm On Jun 24, 2022
frasher:
You're right, back then I frequently visit morgues to read books or meditate while I'm in School, but I've never encountered a ghost there or been slapped. In fact, it's one of the most tranquil settings for reflection or meditation..

Another person with a real experience but no one who is advising OP otherwise and say juju has shared real life experience. I hope OP is taking note and not let anyone discourage him from his source of livelihood with fallacious belief

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 12:20pm On Jun 24, 2022
peeps4u:


Someone just shared a video of a mortician sharing his experience that it is just fairytale but we shoukd take your words for it when you cant even share your own experience. Guess your experience is inexpressible?

I once had a Boy in my street who did under-taker job, he wasn't using juju or anything, neither did he encounter any bizarre moment for the time he did it.if you didn't see when I shared my experience up there then your family must be from blind batimos

Re: Experience In A Mortuary by abobote: 12:54pm On Jun 24, 2022
No, I can't
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by EdwardDomnan(m): 12:54pm On Jun 24, 2022
Only if I'm desperately & have no options
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by FERNANDEZISBACK: 12:55pm On Jun 24, 2022
Nigerians still believe in ghost fairytale nonsense.. grin
Seriously you guys need your head checked.. grin

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by LienwaltAbel(m): 12:56pm On Jun 24, 2022
As usual, they are here with their fables. One of the good reasons I hate Nigerians.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Toluwanise247(m): 12:56pm On Jun 24, 2022
Dey done give you job for there abi?
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Oturatetuala(m): 12:58pm On Jun 24, 2022
Why not? Even in Netherlands it a good job and will get paid well.

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