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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Bravetunde: 12:58pm On Jun 24, 2022
If some people can be paid 30k to decieve the masses and vote for a wanted drug Barron and the most corruptt politician on Earth then I believe several people will work in a morgue for that amount.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by FaithBrain1994(m): 12:59pm On Jun 24, 2022
Who has seen a ghost before and what did the ghost do to you. If your answers are negative, then a dead body is as powerless and harmless as a log of wood.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by squarelead(m): 1:00pm On Jun 24, 2022
Per day or per week?
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Akerele44(m): 1:01pm On Jun 24, 2022
Former OGUN state governor was once a MORTICIAN i think in UK or USA

Ibikunle Amosun

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Voiceofthestree: 1:04pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:


I am sure.
A dead body is like a piece of dead wood.

Look, if you have no job and you get one why cant you try it.
People that handle mortuary and those guard burial grounds are ordinary human beings like you and me.
They have no juju, because they dont need it.


Nah lie who know go no know ooo bros people that handle mortuary as not just ordinary human beings like you they are stronger mortuary work no be child play oooo nah elephant head that why the pay is interested such away you won’t want to say NO

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Olastep1(m): 1:05pm On Jun 24, 2022
Give me 50million dollars
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by spiceadole: 1:06pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

Hardly will anybody working in a mortuary even earn that much.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by FuckAllTheMODs: 1:06pm On Jun 24, 2022
I once had an offer about this mentioned to me by a friend. Omo, it was during those rugged years.
I never minded, I was like guy when we go go for the job na?"

The link to the job later travelled out and I got a job somewhere else and that was it.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by swissgoldenpro2: 1:06pm On Jun 24, 2022
This is a NO NO NO

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by LienwaltAbel(m): 1:07pm On Jun 24, 2022
Voiceofthestree:


Nah lie who know go no know ooo bros people that handle mortuary as not just ordinary human beings like you they are stronger mortuary work no be child play oooo nah elephant head that why the pay is interested such away you won’t want to say NO
This your ingrishi self gringrin. E get as e take be.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by DaddyFabooluz(m): 1:07pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

Na wa ooo. Even devil agent dey fear to work for mortuary.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by statesman6: 1:08pm On Jun 24, 2022
haggai247:


Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.
Guy comot there jorrr... Not that I don't believe in ghost story but I can do any work to put food on the table for my family. If the ghost talk I go talk back to him

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Mozegee: 1:08pm On Jun 24, 2022
Kindly keep your mouth shut and said what you don't know.
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Enskynelson(m): 1:08pm On Jun 24, 2022
The job like very job will definitely have challenges.
With logical thinking, here are some:

1. Stigmatisation that comes with the job. Most of them don't find it getting married for this reason. Imagine bringing the same hand you have used to wash corpse to touch your wife! That imagination alone kills every feeling in her.

2. Trauma. The sight of accident victims with various degrees of injuries, gauged out eye balls, removed hands and legs can be a source of trauma. Make sure u can handle such.

3. Fear. There is no way this won't come up once in a while. Imagine an object falling down in a quiet mortuary in the dead of the night when you are the only one there! If you are one who have no strong mind, you will see ghosts by force.

4. Unforseen challenges. Like some persons have talked about ghosts and dead bodies slapping some people... This is Africa. Our things are different. Ask those that work there for their experiences and how they are coping and avoid wrong assumptions.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Izzylion101(m): 1:10pm On Jun 24, 2022
Please when can I resume ,am in Akure ondo state

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by 9iceprince(m): 1:13pm On Jun 24, 2022
Even for 50k

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by airsaylongcome: 1:15pm On Jun 24, 2022
Mozegee:
Kindly keep your mouth shut and said what you don't know.

All stories and fables. Talking from personal experience. No such nonsense happen in mortuaries. Not even for the corpse of Ogboni people which I participated in embalming.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by gosmoney(m): 1:15pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.
go and watch scary videos cut on cctv on youtube den u will believe things happen under dis heaven

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by PoliteActivist: 1:17pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

Emphatically FAIRY TALES, mostly propagated by morticians to prevent competition!

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by nedekid: 1:18pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol
When I was in UI, I stayed on amina way, just by anatomy.
When they brought new medical students, all young and scared, they the lock them in the theater with lots of bodies. They then turn off the light with the doors shut. They scream etc. You know what, after sometime they all get use to it.
See, from my room then, I will see eg a young girl studing, examining cadavas at 2 am. Only her in a room full of over 10 dead bodies! No fear, nothing.
Infact the medical students in the room next door all had "parts" in their rooms.
My gf then too was a medico, she had bones or skulls.
Guess what? my ash tray for cigar was, a skull scalp from a dead body!
I am not saying supernatural things might not happen, but to those medical students, there was nothing like that.
Infact there was one skull in the room we use to tap the head. It was like a play thing ie a toy in the room.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by BigCowH0rn: 1:19pm On Jun 24, 2022
haggai247:


Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.

Exactly!

I will never forget the day i entered a mortuary in the east to identify a body kept deep inside.

JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They don't keep their dead bodies closed up in refrigerated areas ooo.
They inject them with chemicals to stop the decay and leave them on multi-leveled tables and the floor

There was a massive hall of different dead bodies!

I'm not a weak man but it took me several days to forget that scene
Always sent shivers down my spine

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by PoliteActivist: 1:19pm On Jun 24, 2022
gosmoney:
go and watch scary videos cut on cctv on youtube den u will believe things happen under dis heaven

And you believe videos on YouTube. See mumu

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Johel(m): 1:20pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales


No be you kill them...collect the job,get paid and go home...but make sure u don't get personal or bias with em dead bodies cos they ma come after you.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by pelumi25: 1:23pm On Jun 24, 2022
Shey vacancy dey?
Make I submit my CV

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by amosmosco(m): 1:29pm On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
50k you work only when there is dead person

How can one contact you?

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by tabaralph: 1:30pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

If you are emotional or corpsevobia you can’t work in a morgue dear otherwise you loose your sanity and peace of mind

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by IDIOTmoderators: 1:30pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:



Please what's bad in the question
You carry your case come give children on Nairaland.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by F117nighthawk: 1:33pm On Jun 24, 2022
And what's the big deal, who is the person living today that will not be laid in the morgue tomorrow? Abi if some people no work there, how will those who want to bury their dead be able to do that after they had taken their last breath and taken to the morgue and preserved for burial later?

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Zulu2022: 1:34pm On Jun 24, 2022
ikotunblog:
Thats not true, because in 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov Kitayionshikov.
Why did you skip the name I will not finish the story
u don de comot small small but u no know nd nobody to tell u,we dey talk wetin de happen fr Africa u de talk of russia

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Shevchenkko: 1:34pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.
Stop concluding on something you know nothing about. If you're not conversant with things of the spirits then shut up instead of misleading another.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by noisy45(m): 1:35pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

Oga i work in a federal teaching hospital as an admin officer. My office is just the next floor below the mortuary which is at the basement floor. The dead is dead, they can't hurt the living.

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