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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Zulu2022: 1:36pm On Jun 24, 2022
Shevchenkko:
Stop concluding on something you know nothing about. If you're not conversant with things of the spirits then shut up instead of misleading another.
one na u kill the person,second u must be fortified and remove fear,those that are not brave don't last long...no b nurse nd doctor's de cover dead body
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by thinkmoney(m): 1:36pm On Jun 24, 2022
Benki003:
See question u de ask

Sha firstly get ready to be receiving slap.... Incase them vex for you

2. If ur wealthy just write wish drop make ur property no cause fight after burial grin grin
Are u first real? U go school so?
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by thinkmoney(m): 1:37pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales
Give me the address. Refer me. Hope say shifts dey sha

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by odutolu1(m): 1:39pm On Jun 24, 2022
Is N100,000 a salary?

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by thinkmoney(m): 1:39pm On Jun 24, 2022
haggai247:


Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.
If because of this yeye fears. The dead is dead. I have slept in the same room with a corpse, carried a corpse and visited the mortuary a couple of time

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Shevchenkko: 1:40pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:




just fairy tales, are you sure about this bro
Don't listen to that naive fellow talking what he does not know. There are things you must not do especially in the night if you work in the mortuary else you will have conflicts with the spirits and some of them are brutal. If you have the job offer on your table, just visit any spiritualist you can locate who will guide you or someone who works in the morgue. Good luck

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Rajahbite(m): 1:41pm On Jun 24, 2022
Op if you no wan do the work, abeg foward the contact give me I need am because country too hard.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by tuzle(m): 1:43pm On Jun 24, 2022
ikotunblog:
Thats not true, because in 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov Kitayionshikov.
Why did you skip the name I will not finish the story
out of interest I don't know why I foolishly google searched the name

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by infogenius(m): 1:44pm On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.

I can relate to how u froze when the coffin opened.The fun is the accelerated heartbeat, blood rushing the face as u freeze and the breath snuffing .

Very creepy.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by thecommunist(m): 1:44pm On Jun 24, 2022
forget all those stories, when I went to collect my late Dads body in the mortuary was when I knew that all those stories are fake. I saw pretty young girls dressing up corpse as if everything normal. nothing shake them, I was marveling as they were putting powder on the faces of the corpse..na then I know say, dead body is nothing but a dead body. if you meet those babes outside, you would never believe they just finished doing makeup for dead bodies.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by OceanEye: 1:46pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

Well I actually asked someone working in mortuary I once went to for an installation about dead bodies, and he told me once they are dead there is nothing scary about them except there physical appearances.

I walked pass through bunch of dead bodies throughout my duration there. I saw them kirikiri, I even tried touching them. The only thing I felt was swollen head.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by etrange: 1:46pm On Jun 24, 2022
Benki003:
See question u de ask

Sha firstly get ready to be receiving slap.... Incase them vex for you

2. If ur wealthy just write wish drop make ur property no cause fight after burial grin grin


But he wouldn't be working for a 100k salary if he was wealthy. With that fact in mind, his question is valid, is the 100k worth it?
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Shevchenkko: 1:46pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:


Fake stories.
Your relative saw somebody that looked like the dead relative.

There are people that exactly look like you yourself around the world.
Judge Greg Mathis said he saw somebody that looked exactly like him in south africa.
Steve harvey brought on to his show a man that look like him.
You're really a Jew man as your moniker sounds

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by JaredNormak: 1:46pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
your eyes go see your ear one day...though I was once like you until I experienced such
Oga na lie you dey lie, you experienced nothing! Or you probably were hallucinating due to intoxication from excess alcohol.

Look for elementary school pupils to tell that your cöck and bull story, we are mostly adults here.

A dead man does not move a inch!

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by thinkmoney(m): 1:47pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...
See people's belief? We have a long way to go in Africa. Before, this our country really develop this present generation will have to die off.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nwaotu10(m): 1:48pm On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
To know if you are capable, tilt date the man hasn't seen someone to replace the Liberian man that left.
.. LINK ME BRO. ABEG
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 1:48pm On Jun 24, 2022
Mozegee:
Kindly keep your mouth shut and said what you don't know.

You guys are quick to insult people. Why dont you open your mouth and say what you know. We have seen few people with expereince on this thread and no one has claimed any ghost, but yet to see anyone share real life experience of ghost at mortuaries.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by uniqueboi1(m): 1:48pm On Jun 24, 2022
It should be 100k per day or no. That job is a high-risk job.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Jefferyhi86(m): 1:48pm On Jun 24, 2022
Why not, with d way we hear bad news everyday, d moticians can be over whelming most times with enough dead bodies cheesy
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Whisk(m): 1:48pm On Jun 24, 2022
Fairy tales or not I will not work in a mortuary for N100K.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:50pm On Jun 24, 2022
Mozegee:
Kindly keep your mouth shut and said what you don't know.
If you have never witnessed or have no proof then shut your mouth and stop vomiting nonsense.. grin

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Xcelinteriors(f): 1:50pm On Jun 24, 2022
Hell noooooooooooooooo
Even for 1trillion dollars I can't. I am a very emotional person
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by 8stargeneral: 1:51pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.
oyigbo dead body and Africa dead body are not d same thing..Africans too do juju,properly if d person die,he's dead body go dey worry grin
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by thinkmoney(m): 1:52pm On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.
You are ole. If they didn't tell u now, u too will go on spreading the myth

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by JaredNormak: 1:52pm On Jun 24, 2022
Voiceofthestree:


Nah lie who know go no know ooo bros people that handle mortuary as not just ordinary human beings like you they are stronger mortuary work no be child play oooo nah elephant head that why the pay is interested such away you won’t want to say NO
That's gigantic lie. There are no extra-ordinary human beings.

The pay is interesting because the job is not attractive.

I just hate when adults indulge in foolish fairy tales and trying to force it down other people's throat as reality.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by wilroy: 1:52pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.





It’s just a pity how folks compare Africa to America
Lol did you watch the just concluded afcon?
Juju manifested itself while a penalty was saved by a spirit �
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by tymicjay77: 1:52pm On Jun 24, 2022
The truth is you must have mind and courage. Even if you don't fortified yourself you must have that mind to face anything because truly corps do disturb people working in mortuary. I must be sincere with.
I work as contractor , so there was a project I handle that involves renovation and expansion of morgue. So while we work because of the contraption of time, we have to work both day and night to quickly finish up the project because the client dnt want to loose business to other competitors and also the corpse in the morgue can't be taken outside of somewhere else, so we have to work both day and night to finish up on time( the renovation took just 1 weeks and some days)
It was during this period I myself believe corps do leave the morgue. Sometimes my workers at mid night we be seeing female work round the site , some time strange cry. I beg the experience was really scary, all my worker have to leave the site once is 8pm .at the will have to employ local security who are fortified. They are the one that will secure where the corps are kept while my staff continue there work before everything now go back to normal.
The local security told us what he felt while securing the place, there sometimes he will come with some food like eko( solid palp) and some time gin, he complained the corpse that are stubborn always disturb him for such food otherwise he will not be able to subdue them.
The day I hand over the project to the client that was the day I felt so relax because I was really scare for the safety of my staff cos they already argue they aren't working at night I have to compel and appeal to them . So there safety was really my priorities.
So Op the truth is follow your mind, if you are bold to withstand some of the scary exposure you may accept the job. But dnt think you wouldn't be tested by the corpse except if there are local security around that are fortified otherwise they will disturb you people working that is the truth.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by lizychimamanda(f): 1:52pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:


I am sure.
A dead body is like a piece of dead wood.

Look, if you have no job and you get one why cant you try it.
People that handle mortuary and those guard burial grounds are ordinary human beings like you and me.
They have no juju, because they dont need it.

they are not ordinary people, most of them are diabolic.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by juman(m): 1:53pm On Jun 24, 2022
If you have mortuary jobs bring it here some guys will take it.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by 8stargeneral: 1:53pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.
oyigbo dead body and Africa dead body are not d same..Africans too do juju,properly if d person die him dead body go dey worry..so its better u work for mortuary abroad oh grin
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Okechukwu83: 1:56pm On Jun 24, 2022
It's true..spirits exist
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Otunbakayce: 1:56pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol
Lies!!!

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