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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by cooljude(m): 1:57pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol

Black man!!!!! Superstition !!!!!

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Reference(m): 1:58pm On Jun 24, 2022
Enskynelson:
The job like very job will definitely have challenges.
With logical thinking, here are some:

1. Stigmatisation that comes with the job. Most of them don't find it getting married for this reason. Imagine bringing the same hand you have used to wash corpse to touch your wife! That imagination alone kills every feeling in her.

2. Trauma. The sight of accident victims with various degrees of injuries, gauged out eye balls, removed hands and legs can be a source of trauma. Make sure u can handle such.

3. Fear. There is no way this won't come up once in a while. Imagine an object falling down in a quiet mortuary in the dead of the night when you are the only one there! If you are one who have no strong mind, you will see ghosts by force.

4. Unforseen challenges. Like some persons have talked about ghosts and dead bodies slapping some people... This is Africa. Our things are different. Ask those that work there for their experiences and how they are coping and avoid wrong assumptions.

Yeah all those and also the high possibility of contacting all sorts of infections and diseases.
But I have been laughing my ass off at some of the responses..... grin

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by moneyissweet(m): 1:58pm On Jun 24, 2022
Shey u no see say the two of them mouth bend one corner from the slaps they received from angry dead bodies.


Op,you are on your own o.

juman:




Dead body is like lifeless tree.

You people believe in rumours and superstition.
Watch video below and see what those working in mortuary said.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhwEnqQx2-A&ab_channel=SwitchTV

Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Shyboyk(m): 1:59pm On Jun 24, 2022
nedekid:

When I was in UI, I stayed on amina way, just by anatomy.
When they brought new medical students, all young and scared, they the lock them in the theater with lots of bodies. They then turn off the light with the doors shut. They scream etc. You know what, after sometime they all get use to it.
See, from my room then, I will see eg a young girl studing, examining cadavas at 2 am. Only her in a room full of over 10 dead bodies! No fear, nothing.
Infact the medical students in the room next door all had "parts" in their rooms.
My gf then too was a medico, she had bones or skulls.
Guess what? my ash tray for cigar was, a skull scalp from a dead body!
I am not saying supernatural things might not happen, but to those medical students, there was nothing like that.
Infact there was one skull in the room we use to tap the head. It was like a play thing ie a toy in the room.

Person way don die una turn him head to toy and ash tray …it is well

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Kollins11: 2:00pm On Jun 24, 2022
Searchingvictor:
U wanna chill with the dead, you go run kitikiti, u go run katakata
E no go fit even drink water drop cup grin.

The way you're gonna feel the atmosphere when you enter a night club is different from when you enter a mortuary.

The atmosphere in mortuary is really scary.. @devilagentcap you must prepared oo!
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by lilfresh96(m): 2:01pm On Jun 24, 2022
Prolong exposure to Formalin which can be hazardous to ones health and even can cause impotence.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Otunbakayce: 2:02pm On Jun 24, 2022
nedekid:

When I was in UI, I stayed on amina way, just by anatomy.
When they brought new medical students, all young and scared, they the lock them in the theater with lots of bodies. They then turn off the light with the doors shut. They scream etc. You know what, after sometime they all get use to it.
See, from my room then, I will see eg a young girl studing, examining cadavas at 2 am. Only her in a room full of over 10 dead bodies! No fear, nothing.
Infact the medical students in the room next door all had "parts" in their rooms.
My gf then too was a medico, she had bones or skulls.
Guess what? my ash tray for cigar was, a skull scalp from a dead body!
I am not saying supernatural things might not happen, but to those medical students, there was nothing like that.
Infact there was one skull in the room we use to tap the head. It was like a play thing ie a toy in the room.
I had human brain in my room and femur bone during my anatomy days. What will a man fear BTW. It was during my medical school days that i realised that all these fairy tales were lies.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by lilfresh96(m): 2:03pm On Jun 24, 2022
Otunbakayce:
I had human brain in my room and femur bone during my anatomy days. What will a man fear BTW. It was during my medical school days that i realised that all these fairy tales were lies.

Remember those days I the gross lab grin

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Melvin56: 2:04pm On Jun 24, 2022
If i should agree with you,do you that if a person dies he turns to spirit right? According to popular belief?? Now which Charm do you want to use against a spirit?
Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Otunbakayce: 2:07pm On Jun 24, 2022
lilfresh96:


Remember those days I the gross lab grin
I swear. During steeple chase exams all the dead bodies over 30 will then be cut to pieces and labelled.
We had to take the cerebellum to our to study for steeple chase and then I kept it afterwards.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by AngelicBeing: 2:08pm On Jun 24, 2022
sad
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Verysmart101: 2:10pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:


I am sure.
A dead body is like a piece of dead wood.

Look, if you have no job and you get one why cant you try it.
People that handle mortuary and those guard burial grounds are ordinary human beings like you and me.
They have no juju, because they dont need it.


Don't say wat you don't know.Go and stay in a montuary for one night and see things for yourself.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 2:10pm On Jun 24, 2022
I rest my case here
It's obvious nairaland are filled with bunch of atheist which thinks life starts and end in their keypads, also think their are far better by stating what ever things they don't believe as cock and bull or as superstitious.
Well time will tell though...

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Zulu2022: 2:12pm On Jun 24, 2022
Melvin56:
If i should agree with you,do you that if a person dies he turns to spirit right? According to popular belief?? Now which Charm do you want to use against a spirit?
oga tinx de happen, forget African tin or not,I don see jazz one on one,my guy de east de control maye,e de do as I say,I don see a man talk to a molded image control am,de ask am y e go allow rain to rain wen e have visitor,rain stop asap fr the area,so there are tin beyond our understanding nd spirit dey real ND direct

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Freelane33(m): 2:14pm On Jun 24, 2022
Yes I can
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by MartinsD12(m): 2:15pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales
Believe it or not , there is no fairy here , spirit dey exist, my father's in-law the one that married his elder sister died 5 year's ago after burying the man around the compound in the night the man Will come and be disturbing the whole compound with sounds and scary noise everywhere, an enquiry was set up to find out what is the cause and possible solution it was found out the man is not happy with the way he died , the man died because he sold a family land without consulting other members of the family ate the money alone and fell sick and died so the native doctor now gave order that the man will be exhumed and re buried this time around away from his home where they call evil forest that's where they re buried the man, man is a spirit many deaths are not meant to happen.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by PrinceFredo(m): 2:19pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.
shut up, stop talking trash
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Ndidi2: 2:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:




just fairy tales, are you sure about this bro
leave them..
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by SmartPolician: 2:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

@JaredNormak

They are not fairytales. White people believe in ghosts and there are reality TV shows where brave guys go to abandoned mortuaries to communicate with spirits.

Those guys use radar detectors and cameras to capture their movements and sounds. Sometimes, they ask those spirits to explain what happened in their past lives and what killed them. In summary, ghosts and spirits exist.

Back home, you can go to those Nigerians who work in mortuaries and drive hearses. They will tell you more about their scary experiences. Unlike White people, many people died in frustration in Nigeria, so our spirits are more likely to attack people.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Mynaija292(m): 2:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
Nothing ooo... Is just that people like to make issue out of everything
Devilagentcap:



Please what's bad in the question
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Voiceofthestree: 2:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
JaredNormak:
That's gigantic lie. There are no extra-ordinary human beings.

The pay is interesting because the job is not attractive.

I just hate when adults indulge in foolish fairy tales and trying to force it down other people's throat as reality.

I like people like you. If you can come to Ibadan. I will give you 10k for a night make you come sleep for mortuary overnight you go resume 6pm and close 6am if you spend the first night If you slee second Nd third I will increase it

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jun 24, 2022
I de fear that job....ooo no even lets me see the death person, my nephew live in a Mortuary everytime they bring death person comes her house but her children no de sleep for that house
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Voiceofthestree: 2:29pm On Jun 24, 2022
LienwaltAbel:

This your ingrishi self gringrin. E get as e take be.

Nah ur headache be that one Bruh number one citizen wah deh control you Nd everybody for ur ouse including ur papa Nd ur mama no even go school nah only waec he get him English self he no fit write can you see your are
Zoobie no brain no sense joro Jara joro if you quote me again I go tell you what will make you go deaf Omo Ale jatijati

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Dulliii: 2:32pm On Jun 24, 2022
Mortuary attendant no be child's play apart from juju, you go dey high on spirit steady, and you should not involved your self in selling human parts,

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jun 24, 2022
juman:


I am sure.
A dead body is like a piece of dead wood.

Look, if you have no job and you get one why cant you try it.
People that handle mortuary and those guard burial grounds are ordinary human beings like you and me.
They have no juju, because they dont need it.

And there is no space in murtuary now the way pple are dying

Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Kirkman: 2:36pm On Jun 24, 2022
Going through this thread, I see reasons why some people at called educated illiterates. undecided
Some people can truly believe anything being told to them.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by XploraBen(m): 2:36pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
I rest my case here
It's obvious nairaland are filled with bunch of atheist which thinks life starts and end in their keypads, also think their are far better by stating what ever things they don't believe as cock and bull or as superstitious.
Well time will tell though...
It's not as if everyone commenting or reading the comments (like me initially) are atheists... You don't just generalize.

The thing is, in Africa, many of us believe a lot of fables and superstitions and some do engage in diabolic stuffs as well which all have in turn warp our imagination and sense of reasoning.

Some people that have experienced preternatural stuffs concerning dead bodies have come out to comment but that doesn't mean everyone else will experience such.

But I'll like you to share your experience.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by papalasun: 2:37pm On Jun 24, 2022
frasher:
You're right, back then I frequently visit morgues to read books or meditate while I'm in School, but I've never encountered a ghost there or been slapped. In fact, it's one of the most tranquil settings for reflection or meditation..



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2eL2UkCZ3M&ab_channel=SammyKayMedia

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jun 24, 2022
Voiceofthestree:


I like people like you. If you can come to Ibadan. I will give you 10k for a night make you come sleep for mortuary overnight you go resume 6pm and close 6am if you spend the first night If you slee second Nd third I will increase it

Heheheheheheheh

Benin witches and wizard
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 2:39pm On Jun 24, 2022
XploraBen:

It's not as if everyone commenting or reading the comments (like me initially) are atheists... You don't just generalize.

The thing is, in Africa, many of us believe a lot of fables and superstitions and some do engage in diabolic stuffs as well which all have in turn warp our imagination and sense of reasoning.

Some people that have experienced preternatural stuffs concerning dead bodies have come out to comment but that doesn't mean everyone else will experience such.

But I'll like you to share your experience.
have already done that

Go to the first page of the thread
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:41pm On Jun 24, 2022
Rickmann:


100k is peanut compared to what one will experience in the hands of the dead.


Why una dey do like this

Pls show us one person that has experienced anything, not just the usual dem say dem say.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by MtDave55: 2:43pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales


OP if you're offered that it's a juicy offer grab it, forget all you used to hear about ghost, just ensure you treat them well nothing ugly or Evil will happen to you

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