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My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Davesunny: 4:05pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
I'm sorry, I have been a ghost Nairalander for a while, I created this account to talk about this as it's been eating me up. She has been throwing this joke once in a while especially when I sleep naked beside her. when I'm flaccid, I can go as little as 2inches but when erect, I'm at full 7.2". Girth - 4.8" I was in a semi flaccid state this morning and I guess I was at 4-5inches or so when she fondled with it again and called it small. According to her "it's small compared to other guys". I called her out on it and asked her if she would appreciate it if I also joked time to time about her veejay being wide and call it a joke. I told her I didn't appreciate it and it should stop. This girl can't even take in my schlong fully without squealing or complaining of stomach pain. I have to do shallow thrusts with just about 4inches in her and she dey open mouth call me small. And she does have several orgasms (not fake) in just one round all those leg shaking, kitty vibrating, creaming and squirting manyana - just like every other girl I've been with I have been with super sexually exposed girls in the past and none has complained or said anything about me being small. They all say it's just the perfect size, not too big for discomfort and not small. Others only complained about it going too deep. And if anyone thinks I have blown up the size of my dk, then it all good. Nairalanders and Nigerians have always been bullies from time. And never contributed meaningfully to most things. I am thinking of breaking up with her. Make she shift go front find uncles wey get big schlongs. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Samakus(m): 4:08pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
All these explanations about your D just so you don't feel too bad anymore We know you're pretty small down there. If your babe repeatedly say that you're small, you're small nah 4 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Davesunny: 4:17pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Samakus: If you can't type something sensible from your brain, just hang off a cliff. 3 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Michelle55: 4:24pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Samakus:Be nice OP, don't worry much about what your girl said but writing all those sexual escapades your D has had with other girls isn't necessary. Be proud of ya machine(D) even if na keke napep. 3 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by tayo60(f): 4:25pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Try another girl and see her comment about your Di*ck 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Samakus(m): 4:29pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Michelle55: . NL is not for the weak Bad gyal. You ended up referring to it as Keke Napep . Now who's not nice? 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Samakus(m): 4:31pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
tayo60: Transgender? You sound so masculine even with your feminine moniker |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Samakus(m): 4:33pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Davesunny: Painment? You're nearly off the cliff. Seeking for consolation here won't help you. If she say e small, e small nah |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Creamypie(m): 4:39pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Any 7 and above inch dk na big one oh. Except u never really measure your own |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Ofunaofu: 4:40pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
According to her "it's small compared to other guys". This is a confirmation that she has seen many di*cks before yours came and she is going to see more when you are gone Its your turn bro, So bang and let her move to the next 4 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Op better go find solution before things get out of hand |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Michelle55: 4:41pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Samakus:Keke napep is bigger and can accommodate 3/4 persons or would you have preferred I call his D okada ni? 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by EmiDon11: 4:44pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Davesunny:he told u the fvcking truth man, u just dont wanna feel bad the more, admit it bro |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Samakus(m): 4:44pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Michelle55: Okada is faster and stronger than Keke. I think you may have captured it rightly without knowing |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by EmiDon11: 4:46pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Samakus:tell him bro |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by EmiDon11: 4:50pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
The reason why op created this thread is to hear comments like:; mine is 3.5 when erect and 2.5 when flaccid and i am still moving on......, Dont worry op, wetin dey small dey small, be proud of urself. God knows why he did it like that. 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Nobody: 4:54pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
U dey amaze. Why are you having or giving yourself a headache over the comment of one girl? Are you a mumu man? Abi u no know say you be grower? 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Godada(m): 4:55pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
There was this girl who had a friends with benefits with a friend of mine. Dude is handsome, polished and suave. He knows this and he is a show off. He boasts a lot to ladies too. This particular girl he was shagging, while he was praising himself told him point blank that yes, that though he is dashing but he still just got a rashes and spots on his ugly dick. Dude was all quiet. That spelt the end of the shagging agreement. Op, the thing is really simple, exit any toxic partner. Don't sweat it. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by LikeAking: 5:06pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Lies!! U have a tiny dick. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Rexymania(m): 6:22pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Why you kun dey tell us na when you duh made up your mind. That idiot you call gf is too childish. Educate her to leave her. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Emma2Seconds: 6:28pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Upload The Pics I wan comfirm something |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by iRepNaija1: 6:48pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
I'm confused, OP. After you told her to stop, did your girlfriend continue to make those jokes? Your write-up doesn't specify that. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Pussyassasin(m): 7:23pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
Omo mehn your D is big enough nor let any girl intimidate you, nor be you create yourself. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by vickobon(m): 11:47pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
[/b]If she talk say hin dey small, hin dey small be that na.[b] |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by placeofallure(f): 6:28am On Jun 25, 2022 |
So men too can be bodyshamed? So much that somebody is coming here to rant and seek endorsement. Wow! Thought you are all redpillers. OP, go and make money, even if your prick is the size of full-stop, your babe won't complain. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by papalsayer(m): 8:52am On Jun 25, 2022 |
Schlong nope. More like schmall |
Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by janda1: 9:10am On Jun 25, 2022 |
Davesunny: You have the biggest dick ever Average vagina size is 3-7 inches, she is just forming for you and you said it already that she can't take the whole 7inches that she would be complaining of stomach aches Any lady saying they prefer 8-9 inches are lying because they will never take it and it would cause pain to them because vaginal size is 3-6 or 7 inches If you want to know her vaginal size, have sex with her again and get tape rule and measure where your dick stop when you went deep into her vaginal, that's her vaginal size We have starter and grower The grower is when it is 2 inches flaccid and when it's fully erect, it goes up to 6-7inches Starter- when flaccid it will look like 4-5inches but when it's erect it only add 2-3 inches, hope you know the different Maybe you should improve on your girth that's is the most important thing because fat dick is better than long dick because fat dick will accommodate the vaginal very well All ladies can't even take 5inches because vaginal size is of different size I'm very sure her vaginal size is 4 because of the complain she made that she can't take it 1 Like |
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