You should be more concerned on the health risk cadavers pose on mortuary attendants and not some trumped-up stories

I once got an open application for my gf searching for job.

After telling her all the remunerations and how she will be getting,tips .

Then she agreed,un till I mentioned mortuary !!!

Buki good luck to you, where ever you are .

haggai247:


Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.

Fallacy

juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

People like you na confirm swank. Go UPTH mortuary and see corpses, believe me, you might lose your mind.

Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

Stop saying nonsense. All this your fetish african beliefs.
Europeans work in mortuaries without all these your nonsense beliefs

We fear dead bodies because we don't want to die.
A person died had gone forever.
Nothing like spirit haunting.
It's pure lies.

Blaqroman0000:
omo ehhh I Don tire..

Sha dem go use their eyes see their ear one day

Hey bro! I'm a photographer. Should in case one of your clients need a photographer....holla...

jamesversion:


People like you na confirm swank. Go UPTH mortuary and see corpses, believe me, you might lose your mind.

You might lose your mind because you fear death.

Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.

I can't for even a million naira self... i no get that mind abeg

Devilagentcap:




just fairy tales, are you sure about this bro

Do ppl need to tell you that dead bodies don't do anything?

Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol

You've seen them patrolling? Yeye.

peeps4u:


Thank God you narrated yours. We dey peep through window see cadavers for anatomy lab in LAUTECH those years back.


If corpses in anatomy don't do strange things, what will make mortuary different? Dee na dead

All those mortuary workers. They tell fantastical stories to make themselves relevant. Using fear to control to make themselves feel important.

bigGBOLA:
100k usd daily ? Yes . but I guys you mean 100knnaira because 99.989998% of the guys in this forum are all broke trenches guys like obamamessi, bigcowhorn sulele04 chibudollar etc
100k that I make in a few hours. Mtcheeeww

You forgot to had ballzproblemm .

The most useless Nairalander that has ever work this forum.

Emeskhalifa:


No be people dey commot go dig grave, remove dead body part for cemetery where so many dead bodies are laid? Abi all that place stubborn spirit no dey? See boss, wettin u believe, na hin u go see. Forget all this things.

So since you don't believe in juju, wetin Dem use the body part do .

Abi nah to chop am .

haggai247:


Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.

STFU!

I have done last offices numerous times.

NOTHING THERE. You slowpoke.

thecommunist:
forget all those stories, when I went to collect my late Dads body in the mortuary was when I knew that all those stories are fake. I saw pretty young girls dressing up corpse as if everything normal. nothing shake them, I was marveling as they were putting powder on the faces of the corpse..na then I know say, dead body is nothing but a dead body. if you meet those babes outside, you would never believe they just finished doing makeup for dead bodies.

What is the issue with doing makeup for dead bodies? Isn't it a job?

Someone has to do it.

juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

Hahah ,u think so? Go watch night shifters in cbs reality tv and thnk me later!

Benki003:
See question u de ask

Sha firstly get ready to be receiving slap.... Incase them vex for you

2. If ur wealthy just write wish drop make ur property no cause fight after burial

You sef, nawa o! You don see wealthy person wey dey work for mortuary before?

Give me molly and loud I’ll do the job

I may even be chilling with the dead

Hamachi:
To know if you are capable, tilt date the man hasn't seen someone to replace the Liberian man that left.

You mean ladies too have mind to work in mortuary

SmartPolician:


@JaredNormak

They are not fairytales. White people believe in ghosts and there are reality TV shows where brave guys go to abandoned mortuaries to communicate with spirits.

Those guys use radar detectors and cameras to capture their movements and sounds. Sometimes, they ask those spirits to explain what happened in their past lives and what killed them. In summary, ghosts and spirits exist.

Back home, you can go to those Nigerians who work in mortuaries and drive hearses. They will tell you more about their scary experiences. Unlike White people, many people died in frustration in Nigeria, so our spirits are more likely to attack people.

Oh my God you too dull and gullible

You do know reality TV is staged right

Voiceofthestree:


I like people like you. If you can come to Ibadan. I will give you 10k for a night make you come sleep for mortuary overnight you go resume 6pm and close 6am if you spend the first night If you slee second Nd third I will increase it

You want to lure him so he can be attacked abi?


You have no money anywhere.

E sure me say this my brother never visit anyone before.If e sure you let's do something serious.Lets arrange 10 nairalanders to be witness.You choose a mortuary and we verify say na normal place not scam.

We will ask you to enter without knocking.Broda with your fiction talk you go collect wotowoto slap.

juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

All these cock and bull stories to scare the living that will still eventually end up dead....

Nobody gets out of live alive anyways...

Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

Saw a BuzzFeed interview of an oyibo mortician, the job begin sweet me.
We Nigerians need mental rehabilitation. Just imagine how you're talking in the 21st century.
And you're even proud of it.

ImaIma1:


Did you used to go inside and sit with the bodies?

I have been to sit with dead bodies and NOTHING happened.

godfrey02:



i challemge you that this is a mere cock and bull story to scare you. who is dead is dead. there is no connection between the living and the dead anymore. you are gone, you are gone. untill i see with my own eyes, i will never believe all this stories. seen is believing. I don;t like hearing from the horse's mouth. let me see it. but for now, i don't believe. May be that your uncle never chop that day and he was seeing double

You sound ignorant, I hope you don't get consumed the day you see what you wish for. Mortuary is no joke bro.

juman:
We fear dead bodies because we don't want to die.
A person died had gone forever.
Nothing like spirit haunting.
It's pure lies.

Africans in general are just scared of death

1Sharon:


You want to lure him so he can be attacked abi?


You have no money anywhere.

No make him confirm I gat the money to give I don’t make mouth

juman:
They are just fairy tales. All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth. Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.
If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it. Go and do it.

don't doubt wetin u never see ooh....
better slap await u,unless u are selina tested....

Voiceofthestree:


No make him confirm I gat the money to give I don’t make mouth

How can he confirm the money you are going to give?

That's what YOU are supposed to do.