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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Sukkyy2010: 5:43pm On Jun 24, 2022
It's time that Op will know that truly ghost exist.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Benrosaria(m): 5:44pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k


Yes I need that job
If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Iamstickzbaba(m): 5:49pm On Jun 24, 2022
I would rather prefer to work at a mortuary than to start exporting penis to china or doing illegal organ business o... kiss kiss kiss

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by thecommunist(m): 5:50pm On Jun 24, 2022
1Sharon:


What is the issue with doing makeup for dead bodies? Isn't it a job?

Someone has to do it.
there is absolutely no issues with it as long as it pays well. if It pays well, I could do it.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by JoyousFurnitire(m): 5:51pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
they are spirits that doesn't rest... A relation of mine died in the year 2009, I was much younger then, years later another of my relative who travelled out found him in on of this east African country... At first he didn't believe his eyes, until he went close and called his name... My guy he didn't even turn back to look at the person... He just disappeared there... Come see run, after everything my that my uncle went back to the place he saw him to know if anyone knows him and get information... That was when he knew he had already changed his name there already..
So that moment my uncle called him... He knew the person calling him knows him already, so he didn't have to look back...

So don't be deceived by mere videos guy... I have seen so many cases..even in the case of my late dad

E Sha rora ma paro undecided

E die for Africa go another country for Africa undecided

Wetin do Canada? undecided

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by JoyousFurnitire(m): 5:59pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
your eyes go see your ear one day...though I was once like you until I experienced such

Oga share experience

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by harmony75: 6:04pm On Jun 24, 2022
Yes as an adult before I used to be scared of the dead now there's nothing there the dead is like a wood. Yes I was there to see my father and my mother in love human beings we're nothing o when this breaths stops the dead were like wood � � Someone is talking about fortify yourself so that one will not fail, you're dealing with a spirit so if you are bad by fortifying yourself that's when the spirit should deal with you or what are you hiding you no go die one day too?

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Kinzo0917(m): 6:25pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
Please someone should say something
. Are you not devil agent again? Go and ask ur fada the devil

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 6:47pm On Jun 24, 2022
peeps4u:


Just fairytales. People in health sector, Doctors, nurses handle or see close to or same number of corpses, and even those medical students that use real corpses for practical. Nothing happens to them.

Who is dead is dead

Maximum Ignorance at Its peak. My mom's elder sister Is a Matron. Mere looking at her, No one would tell you she Is very fetish. This Is not an Individual thing, It Is what most heavyweight people In the Health Sector practices. I understand most of you are still either kids or Adult babies..
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by JaredNormak: 6:47pm On Jun 24, 2022
Voiceofthestree:


I like people like you. If you can come to Ibadan. I will give you 10k for a night make you come sleep for mortuary overnight you go resume 6pm and close 6am if you spend the first night If you slee second Nd third I will increase it
Why would I leave my job to come and sleep in a mortuary in Ibadan?

You do not know what I've been through in this life and neither do I know about yours, nevertheless, bottom line is that all the tales about walking and talking corpse are complete hoax base on my experience and understanding in this world.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 6:56pm On Jun 24, 2022
Evolutionlove:


Maximum Ignorance at Its peak. My mom's elder sister Is a Matron. Mere looking at her, No one would tell you she Is very fetish. This Is not an Individual thing, It Is what most heavyweight people In the Health Sector practices. I understand most of you are still either kids or Adult babies..

Don't be an ignorant boy
You aunt only chooses to be fetish. There are other thousands of health workers who aren't fetish and fine in their work.

There are fetish drivers, there are fetish lawyers, does this mean no one can do these jobs without doing juju?

Don't use your fetish aunt as yardstick for all health workers

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by smart8956: 6:57pm On Jun 24, 2022
Op needs guidance.
Before you embark,you must have known the general duty of a mortician. Leave the money aside. Do you have passion for the dead? It's a job. I'm talking from medical experience. If there's no passion,you may end up harvesting and selling organs.
Truth is that, dead is dead. But there's some cases they disturb when they're not at peace home & abroad it's same thing. Please don't go into any business you don't do research on or familiar with. Forget all those saying things without experience here. If you open a new shop, remember there was another shop before yours,now who will you prefer to have more experience? The same with mortuaries. A new mortuary will likely face challenges and problem than the old one, because the old has had experience and able to solve them. Feel free Go to mortician and ask them.
As a medical student, this chemical formaldehyde (Formalin) is used to preserve dead bodies in the anatomy lab etc. Once formalin is injected into you, everything dries up,you can't come back to life except divine intervention because the cells will be dead. It's carcinogenic. It's also use to preserve even the very fish you eat including stockfish. That's physical aspects. Sometimes a fresh body is used like the arm rubbers, or from emergency ward because the spirit has not yet settled.
In the spiritual aspects, it's everywhere, they won't tell you. What your teacher knows as you move in and progress in that field, you also know them. All mortician learn the skills from someone. Have that in mind. Either from training school or family business or it was passed down. They'll tell you the do's and don't. Sometimes you'll see some mortician with talisman rings, necklace, strong whisky, perfume, special oil, powder, hand towel, or wristband. You ask questions. Some of the items is to calm the stubborn spirit (fortified). And outsider even in the lab, mortuary can't just walk in and open the door. Keys are very important in mortuary. A lab attendance or mortician must be the one to open it. There's protocols even in the cemeteries. The same way a signature is important in a letter or bank draft(to know who's incharged).
Dead bodies hears, they can identify sounds, so even the children of the mortician or ladies like one stated here can work there because they know the rules. If you go to pick your corpse sometimes they'll tell you say anything you wish for now before he's buried or before they close the coffin. Dead bodies know their own. Before any visitor is permitted inside,they must be notified a date you're coming and they prepare. Preparation is not just dressing them and make them look nice, preparation involved calming the place too sometimes with powder or incense. I hope this is enough to digest. It's a nice job with few professionals. If you experience strange things, your old morticians will guide you. Don't be afraid. Wish you success.

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jun 24, 2022
peeps4u:


Don't be an ignorant boy
You aunt only chooses to be fetish. There are other thousands of health workers who aren't fetish and fine in their work.

There are fetish drivers, there are fetish lawyers, does this mean no one can do these jobs without doing juju?

Don't use your fetish aunt as yardstick for all health workers

Stvpid Kid. I know you would come up with this gibberish. That's why I mentioned earlier In my post It's not an Individual thing for the heavyweights. Keep on basking In your Ignorance. Aureviour..
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 7:04pm On Jun 24, 2022
Blaqroman0000:
I rest my case here
It's obvious nairaland are filled with bunch of atheist which thinks life starts and end in their keypads, also think their are far better by stating what ever things they don't believe as cock and bull or as superstitious.
Well time will tell though...

This has nothing to do with atheism. It will even be a shame if you're a xtian and you believe in ghost because bible never establishes such. The bible makes us know that it is appointed unto a man to die once and then comes judgement.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by peeps4u: 7:06pm On Jun 24, 2022
Evolutionlove:


Stvpid Kid. I know you would come up with this gibberish. That's why I mentioned earlier In my post It's not an Individual thing for the heavyweights. Keep on basking In your Ignorance. Aureviour..

Why are you angry over this?
Are this frustrated with life?

Again I ask, Ernst fetish drivers, fetish teachers/lecturers, fetish lawyers etc? Does that mean no one can do these jobs without being fetish?

Your aunt only chose to be fetish, that's all
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by okezuoemmanue(m): 7:08pm On Jun 24, 2022
And ur name na Devil's agent cap
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by smart8956: 7:09pm On Jun 24, 2022
What anatomy student learn in 4years, we learn in 9months write the exams. That doesn't make us genius, they have deeper knowledge than us Interms of cadaver. But in the shadow (spiritual) you need to follow protocols. Verified!
I'll advise you go and enquiry from local morticians before you proceed.
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jun 24, 2022
JaredNormak:
Why would I leave my job to come and sleep in a mortuary in Ibadan?

You do not know what I've been through in this life and neither do I know about yours, nevertheless, bottom line is that all the tales about walking and talking corpse are complete hoax base on my experience and understanding in this world.

Ordinary to come and sleep In the Morgue till morning and go your way with All expense paid. You are giving stories. You don't sound like someone who has been through a lot In life..
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Blaqroman0000: 7:16pm On Jun 24, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:


Oga share experience
if you didn't see it then you must be blind
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jun 24, 2022
peeps4u:


Why are you angry over this?
Are this frustrated with life?

Again I ask, Ernst fetish drivers, fetish teachers/lecturers, fetish lawyers etc? Does that mean no one can do these jobs without being fetish?

Your aunt only chose to be fetish, that's all

Now you will get me angry. Perhaps you need to close your mouth and make use of your eyes to see where I mentioned "THE HEAVYWEIGHTS" In the Industry. Well It's possible you don't know the meaning of the word HEAVYWEIGHTS lol. Kid rest please..
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by DavSagacity(m): 7:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
Can u share the story about your late dad...??I'll like to hear it pls.
Blaqroman0000:
they are spirits that doesn't rest... A relation of mine died in the year 2009, I was much younger then, years later another of my relative who travelled out found him in on of this east African country... At first he didn't believe his eyes, until he went close and called his name... My guy he didn't even turn back to look at the person... He just disappeared there... Come see run, after everything my that my uncle went back to the place he saw him to know if anyone knows him and get information... That was when he knew he had already changed his name there already..
So that moment my uncle called him... He knew the person calling him knows him already, so he didn't have to look back...

So don't be deceived by mere videos guy... I have seen so many cases..even in the case of my late dad
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
1Sharon:


STFU!

I have done last offices numerous times.

NOTHING THERE. You mo.ron.

Sharon why are you this Charged today? Seems you are on Ovulation right..
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jun 24, 2022
geewean:
E sure me say this my brother never visit anyone before.If e sure you let's do something serious.Lets arrange 10 nairalanders to be witness.You choose a mortuary and we verify say na normal place not scam.

We will ask you to enter without knocking.Broda with your fiction talk you go collect wotowoto slap.




Most of them are Kids who doesn't know what Life really entails Yet. I talk pass them when I was still young and Ignorant until Life give me WotoWoto. E go collect WotoWoto. Most of them go soon collect WotoWoto, It's Just a matter of time..
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jun 24, 2022
Emeskhalifa:


No be people dey commot go dig grave, remove dead body part for cemetery where so many dead bodies are laid? Abi all that place stubborn spirit no dey? See boss, wettin u believe, na hin u go see. Forget all this things.

Sometimes I wonder the kind of "BRAND & VERSION OF STVPIDITY" Some of you possess and operating On. So you assumed a "Normal Human Being" will wake up during the wee hours and head to a graveyard and start mining human parts? Doesn't your rvsted brain tells you "There Is More Than Meet The Eyes" to such activity. It's a waste of time trying to educate most of you shiitholians..

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Oppy2k2: 7:48pm On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales
Working in mortuary is a normal work. U will only need to be train on how to do embalmment using formalin or other fixatives. I have been supervising a mortuary 15 years now, nothing is wrong with the job. If u have fear of God u will make legitimate money from the job aside your monthly salary. If u need more info. DM me. Regards

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Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jun 24, 2022
Otunbakayce:
I had human brain in my room and femur bone during my anatomy days. What will a man fear BTW. It was during my medical school days that i realised that all these fairy tales were lies.

Inexperience Amateur sef dey Cap..grin
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Searchingvictor: 8:20pm On Jun 24, 2022
Voiceofthestree:


I like people like you. If you can come to Ibadan. I will give you 10k for a night make you come sleep for mortuary overnight you go resume 6pm and close 6am if you spend the first night If you slee second Nd third I will increase it


Where for IB. I dey Ibadan
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Ud1988(m): 8:34pm On Jun 24, 2022
No,I can't
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by ozoono(m): 8:41pm On Jun 24, 2022
Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.
Babe ur olosho advert nor b here oh, two different no for ur DM. So he mean say all dat guys for ur DM don test ur smelling hole. Careful oh. Yahoo plus dey oh. Dat is if dey never use u
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by 1Sharon(f): 8:51pm On Jun 24, 2022
Evolutionlove:


Sharon why are you this Charged today? Seems you are on Ovulation right..

Out of all the stupid comments here, it's mine you came for to asked why I'm overcharged?
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jun 24, 2022
1Sharon:


Out of all the stupid comments here, it's mine you came for to asked why I'm overcharged?

It's because I Care about you babie..
Re: Experience In A Mortuary by crowbar(m): 8:59pm On Jun 24, 2022
Most stories are just fairy tales, yes....there are some times you experience the unexplainable, but 98% of the stories you read are just fairy tales, nothing to be worried about, you just got tho have a very strong stomach for crazy and gory sights, apart from that, nothing much.
Speaking from 4 yrs of experience as a former mortician.

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