Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales

I can sleep n eat there. The dead has nothing on the living. Both are in different world. Infact, the dead has no worries, nothing like overthinking

papalasun:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2eL2UkCZ3M&ab_channel=SammyKayMedia

I watch the video, pls do so. Africa is different

JaredNormak:
Why would I leave my job to come and sleep in a mortuary in Ibadan?

You do not know what I've been through in this life and neither do I know about yours, nevertheless, bottom line is that all the tales about walking and talking corpse are complete hoax base on my experience and understanding in this world.

I no follow you argue come sleep for mortuary till day break I will give you 10k and if you want to sleep cemetery till day break 18k promo

These atheists saying it’s just fairytale no know anything. I remember when my grandma died and my mum was so down bcs of it, then they some elders came and told her they will take her to a place where she can talk to her dead mum if she want to… and they did and she saw her.

These people never sabi anything, they think everything end on their books. Lol

If you're brave enough, go ahead.

JaredNormak:
Why would I leave my job to come and sleep in a mortuary in Ibadan?

You do not know what I've been through in this life and neither do I know about yours, nevertheless, bottom line is that all the tales about walking and talking corpse are complete hoax base on my experience and understanding in this world.

If you work in a mortuary, you can’t just open the door of the mortuary without knocking three times to let the dead know someone want to enter. I was told by someone that work there

If they narrate the things they see there to you, you will marvel. Bro stop being a doubting Thomas cuz it’s real

Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.i



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.

Link me. I studied human anatomy in school and we played with so many cadavar

Too small

juman:
They are just fairy tales.
All those stories about mortuary are fable, fantasy, fiction and myth.
Its here in africa you hear those stories not any in abroad.

If I get job in mortuary for lesser salary I would jump into it.
Go and do it.

People like you who claim to be oblivious of mystical and supernatural powers are afraid of visiting village because of village people, while on nairaland they claim not to believe in metaphysical powers.

Voiceofthestree:


I no follow you argue come sleep for mortuary till day break I will give you 10k and if you want to sleep cemetery till day break 18k promo

ogbeni drop your location

Adexchelsea19:
These atheists saying it’s just fairytale no know anything. I remember when my grandma died and my mum was so down bcs of it, then they some elders came and told her they will take her to a place where she can talk to her dead mum if she want to… and they did and she saw her.

These people never sabi anything, they think everything end on their books. Lol

thunder fire your lying mouth there.
Rubbish

Evolutionlove:


Maximum Ignorance at Its peak. My mom's elder sister Is a Matron. Mere looking at her, No one would tell you she Is very fetish. This Is not an Individual thing, It Is what most heavyweight people In the Health Sector practices. I understand most of you are still either kids or Adult babies..

keep quiet

Vickho:
thunder fire your lying mouth there.
Rubbish

lol… really?
I won’t prove anything to you, you never see something before. No need to argue with you

Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

Stop spreading nonsense stories/rumours.

Why is it that those of us in the health sector who make contact with these dead bodies on daily basis don't experience these nonsense stories
The OP is even in the same category as you for him to bring this kind of yeye issue here
He should leave the job for more serious people if he's not ready

Evolutionlove:


Maximum Ignorance at Its peak. My mom's elder sister Is a Matron. Mere looking at her, No one would tell you she Is very fetish. This Is not an Individual thing, It Is what most heavyweight people In the Health Sector practices. I understand most of you are still either kids or Adult babies..

Another bullshit rumour peddler spotted

I'm a med doctor and have practised for decades, and can reliably tell you that all these stories are fairy tales made up by superstitious Nigerians like you.

Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol

what is the essence of your education if this how you reason?

Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

why not say exactly one thing that would happen if one work in a mortuary without carrying juju? Africa people our problem is so complex.

ikotunblog:
Thats not true, because in 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov Kitayionshikov.
Why did you skip the name I will not finish the story

Voiceofthestree:


I like people like you. If you can come to Ibadan. I will give you 10k for a night make you come sleep for mortuary overnight you go resume 6pm and close 6am if you spend the first night If you slee second Nd third I will increase it

I will take you up on that offer bro

hopefulLandlord:
I will take you up on that offer bro

Lol. He will chicken out.

Grupo:

Lol. He will chicken out.

as expected

Olastep1:
Give me 50million dollars

If they will pay $50m, don't you think 200m Nigerians will all sign up to be morticians?

okewumi:



I watch the video, pls do so. Africa is different

Yeah, different as in you have people that want tk create a mystique about about their jobs.
Same Nigeria when an airforce paratrooper was interviewed on nta and said when they jump out if the aircraft, they see angels flying, they chill in the clouds, there is chair, table in the clouds and they sometimes stop for tea. Lolz

Yes if the 100k is per minute

haggai247:


Who no go no know...some corpses are something else most those from accident scene.
I guess you have never seen or carried a dead body or enter where they are kept if you no get mind it will scar you for life.

Those saying it's fallacy and all that please try and be in a room full of dead bodies and tell people how it feels like.

I have been in a room with a least 10 dead bodies, and they are nothing more than logs like someone rightly pointed out.

nedekid:

Yeah, different as in you have people that want tk create a mystique about about their jobs.
Same Nigeria when an airforce paratrooper was interviewed on nta and said when they jump out if the aircraft, they see angels flying, they chill in the clouds, there is chair, table in the clouds and they sometimes stop for tea. Lolz

I omg! need to see that video.
People sef!

Adexchelsea19:
These atheists saying it’s just fairytale no know anything. I remember when my grandma died and my mum was so down bcs of it, then they some elders came and told her they will take her to a place where she can talk to her dead mum if she want to… and they did and she saw her.

These people never sabi anything, they think everything end on their books. Lol

Did she really see her dead mom? Were you there?
Your answers will form the basics of my next enquiry.

Voiceofthestree:


I no follow you argue come sleep for mortuary till day break I will give you 10k and if you want to sleep cemetery till day break 18k promo

I'd do both

Wow... Tell us more, i believe u

Blaqroman0000:
they are spirits that doesn't rest... A relation of mine died in the year 2009, I was much younger then, years later another of my relative who travelled out found him in on of this east African country... At first he didn't believe his eyes, until he went close and called his name... My guy he didn't even turn back to look at the person... He just disappeared there... Come see run, after everything my that my uncle went back to the place he saw him to know if anyone knows him and get information... That was when he knew he had already changed his name there already..
So that moment my uncle called him... He knew the person calling him knows him already, so he didn't have to look back...

So don't be deceived by mere videos guy... I have seen so many cases..even in the case of my late dad

Don't let anyone deceive you. There was a military cemetery somewhere in Lagos where a soldier was on duty in the cemetery. He never believed on the" bullshits about dead bodies ". He put on his radio listening to
music. Surprisingly, when he was enjoying his music the radio went mute. Angered by this he went back to switch it on. It was then he received an invisible slap and fled abandoning his riffle. Let he that has an ear hear....

Xlyad:
Don't let anyone deceive you. There was a military cemetery somewhere in Lagos where a soldier was on duty in the cemetery. He never believed on the" bullshits about dead bodies ". He put on his radio listening to
music. Surprisingly, when he was enjoying his music the radio went mute. Angered by this he went back to switch it on. It was then he received an invisible slap and fled abandoning his riffle. Let he that has an ear hear....