| I by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by Cinema4d: 2:49pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
 This one pass my power. Let the elders talk. |
| Re: I by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Sex starvation is a sin to nature and humanity  |
| Re: I by Shalommy(f): 2:53pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Chaii.. Aunty, make cucumber your second hubby. Congrats... |
| Re: I by Olaoluwa122: 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by Mide1data: 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Many are mad but few are roaming.
Chaiii. What is this world turning to??
Sha let me advice you, GO SEE A THERAPIST and stop giving us weird topic.
Modified: Change your moniker and stop using God's name.
No insult abeg, I've just been served breakfast. |
| Re: I by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by WatchYourSix: 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
FavorofGod:
Hello nairalanders,
I usually use this handle when I need my post to be anonymous. I posted about a problem I had about 10 years ago on this forum. Please refer to it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/866329/why-dont-enjoy-penetrative-intimacy.
Background to the story is that I have never had an orgasm from penetrative intimacy. No matter how long or hard my hubby tries, it never happens. I can't even pretend to enjoy it. But it comes frequently by clitoral stimulation and oral intimacy. I had resigned myself to enjoying only oral intimacy, then allow my hubby to climax through penetration. I used to wonder if I had a different sexual orientation, but I'm usually strongly attracted to alpha males (my hubby must not see this). I assumed those moans ladies make during penetrative intimacy were not real.
I changed jobs recently, and I stay alone away from family, and travel monthly to see my family. I don't have many friends and after work, I occupy myself with movies. When I have strong urge (conji) which is not often, I relieve stress by clitoral stimulation or rarely phone intimacy with hubby.
About 5 nights ago, I became Hot, but didn't feel like clitoral stimulation. I remembered I had some cucumber, and I washed one properly and started gentle thrusts in and out. To my greatest surprise, I was enjoying it. within a few minutes, I had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm. I couldn't believe it.
So many questions passed through my mind. Why hadn't it ever happened before? Was it the novelty or the smoothness? I decided to try again the following night. It was the same result. I told hubby the following day. He was stunned, but asked me to try not to be addicted to it. I guess he was a bit jealous. I tried again last night just to see if the result would be the same. I got the same result. I don't even need to imagine any dirty images, once the thrusting is going on, it will surely happen with a cucumber.
So I decided to bring it here. Why cucumber and not the real thing? Anyone with similar experiences? How can I enjoy this with hubby?
NB: My hubby is the only man I've ever slept with.
Mayb your husband's kinni significantly smaller compared to the cucumber.... Ive not seen a small cucumber...so mayb you vjay is asking for something thicker |
| Re: I by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by WatchYourSix: 3:06pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
FavorofGod:
My hubby's not small at all. It may even be bigger than the cucumber I used. Congrats then....u are not really sexually attracted to your man... 1 Like |
| Re: I by DriverX: 3:07pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
I pity your husband the most. He wasn't displaced by six packs or a billionaire, but by 100 naira cucumber... Women and their obsession with prick or anything that looks like prick.  |
| Re: I by Kingkum: 3:10pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Favour of god ko!
maybe your husband thing is small which make it impossible to touch those important points inside your v*gina. see a health personnel for more info about it.
favour of god ni |
| Re: I by Zonefree(m): 3:18pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
FavorofGod:
My hubby's not small at all. It may even be bigger than the cucumber I used. Maybe you're not sexually inclined with your husband. Cucumber does it better for you and I'm afraid you'll ever cherish your husband's gbola again. My sympathy goes to him. |
| Re: I by Blakjewelry(m): 3:27pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
FavorofGod:
Hello nairalanders,
I usually use this handle when I need my post to be anonymous. I posted about a problem I had about 10 years ago on this forum. Please refer to it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/866329/why-dont-enjoy-penetrative-intimacy.
Background to the story is that I have never had an orgasm from penetrative intimacy. No matter how long or hard my hubby tries, it never happens. I can't even pretend to enjoy it. But it comes frequently by clitoral stimulation and oral intimacy. I had resigned myself to enjoying only oral intimacy, then allow my hubby to climax through penetration. I used to wonder if I had a different sexual orientation, but I'm usually strongly attracted to alpha males (my hubby must not see this). I assumed those moans ladies make during penetrative intimacy were not real.
I changed jobs recently, and I stay alone away from family, and travel monthly to see my family. I don't have many friends and after work, I occupy myself with movies. When I have strong urge (conji) which is not often, I relieve stress by clitoral stimulation or rarely phone intimacy with hubby.
About 5 nights ago, I became Hot, but didn't feel like clitoral stimulation. I remembered I had some cucumber, and I washed one properly and started gentle thrusts in and out. To my greatest surprise, I was enjoying it. within a few minutes, I had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm. I couldn't believe it.
So many questions passed through my mind. Why hadn't it ever happened before? Was it the novelty or the smoothness? I decided to try again the following night. It was the same result. I told hubby the following day. He was stunned, but asked me to try not to be addicted to it. I guess he was a bit jealous. I tried again last night just to see if the result would be the same. I got the same result. I don't even need to imagine any dirty images, once the thrusting is going on, it will surely happen with a cucumber.
So I decided to bring it here. Why cucumber and not the real thing? Anyone with similar experiences? How can I enjoy this with hubby?
NB: My hubby is the only man I've ever slept with.
It might have to do with your mental programming, probably the way you were brought up or a past experiences. |
| Re: I by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by Blakjewelry(m): 5:11pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
FavorofGod:
Thanks a lot. You're the only one who has suggested something reasonable on this thread. I was disvirgined violently by an unknown rapist over 20 years ago. I like to believe I've gotten over that experience. Do you think it could have affected me adversely with regards to intercourse? yep it might be the cause, try and see a therapist. the human brain have it own way of doing things. Since with self pleasure it doesn't take long for you to climax, then it might be might be from a mental barrier in your subconscious mind. |
| Re: I by sholay2011(m): 5:15pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
FavorofGod:
Thanks a lot. You're the only one who has suggested something reasonable on this thread. I was disvirgined violently by an unknown rapist over 20 years ago. I like to believe I've gotten over that experience. Do you think it could have affected me adversely with regards to intercourse? I thought you wrote in your opening post that your husband is the only man you've ever slept with? |
| Re: I by Nobody: 5:43pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
sholay2011:
I thought you wrote in your opening post that your husband is the only man you've ever slept with? |
| Re: I by SerikiFulani(m): 5:55pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
FavorofGod:
Hello nairalanders,
I usually use this handle when I need my post to be anonymous. I posted about a problem I had about 10 years ago on this forum. Please refer to it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/866329/why-dont-enjoy-penetrative-intimacy.
Background to the story is that I have never had an orgasm from penetrative intimacy. No matter how long or hard my hubby tries, it never happens. I can't even pretend to enjoy it. But it comes frequently by clitoral stimulation and oral intimacy. I had resigned myself to enjoying only oral intimacy, then allow my hubby to climax through penetration. I used to wonder if I had a different sexual orientation, but I'm usually strongly attracted to alpha males (my hubby must not see this). I assumed those moans ladies make during penetrative intimacy were not real.
I changed jobs recently, and I stay alone away from family, and travel monthly to see my family. I don't have many friends and after work, I occupy myself with movies. When I have strong urge (conji) which is not often, I relieve stress by clitoral stimulation or rarely phone intimacy with hubby.
About 5 nights ago, I became Hot, but didn't feel like clitoral stimulation. I remembered I had some cucumber, and I washed one properly and started gentle thrusts in and out. To my greatest surprise, I was enjoying it. within a few minutes, I had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm. I couldn't believe it.
So many questions passed through my mind. Why hadn't it ever happened before? Was it the novelty or the smoothness? I decided to try again the following night. It was the same result. I told hubby the following day. He was stunned, but asked me to try not to be addicted to it. I guess he was a bit jealous. I tried again last night just to see if the result would be the same. I got the same result. I don't even need to imagine any dirty images, once the thrusting is going on, it will surely happen with a cucumber.
So I decided to bring it here. Why cucumber and not the real thing? Anyone with similar experiences? How can I enjoy this with hubby?
NB: My hubby is the only man I've ever slept with.
This is my opinion You need a strong and always erect dick....The type of dick that stays & stand strong even after cumming....That's why you had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm using a cucumber. |
| Re: I by naija4life247: 6:36pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Olaoluwa122:
Congrat on having your first organism...I pray you shall experience many more to come  Amin But, it will be difficult for you to make Heaven like this. |
| Re: I by Acidosis(m): 6:43pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
FavorofGod:
Yes. I don't consider rape by an unknown beast in human form as sleeeping with someone. I was dragged into a bush at night, threatened with a gun, raped and strangled intermittently. Which part of that sounds like sleeping with someone? Then that line is needless. We, your online in-laws, don't need to know the number of men you've slept with. By the way, congratulations on your first org.asm. We, your online in-laws wish you more and, most importantly, a cucumber-less orgasm. |
| Re: I by Carcholce: 7:03pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Please don’t let them increase the price of cucumber in the market. |
| Re: I by Nobody: 7:16pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
What is my virgin self doing in this thread? |
| Re: I by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by Klass99(f): 7:34pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Re: I by Tozic: 10:04am On Jun 30, 2022 |
sholay2011:
I thought you wrote in your opening post that your husband is the only man you've ever slept with? As in, some people lie without thinking. Lying requires lot of skills, but this one never master am. |
