You had to put the car keys

Shebi you dey drive Lexus, dey drink stout.
No worry, you will hear 4rm me!

Kollins11:
I think you should lecture Channah1 more about your style of cooking than to lecture me... Because after today, na only God know why next I go enter kitchen.

So she need all your lectures more than I do.... Please also advise her not to broke shame people who are 10 times better than her.

At least, she challenged you to cook.
That is worth commending on her part.

pocohantas:


Courtesy your Lexus and worn out nonstick pots. I’ll do my best to lecture her.

L L... You no even thank God say small kitchen utensils still dey my kitchen, I almost turn that kitchen to extra bedroom.

KFC for this bubu govt, you try ohh.... kwontinue bubu first born

Kollins11:
You just discouraged me.. Infact I'm no longer entering the kitchen to cook again.

KFC all the way still death do us apart.

Kollins11:
That your 10 years old friend is still a kid nw. I also did same when I was still leaving with my grandmother as a kid... By the time your 10 years old friend turns an adult, he's gonna understand Life better.

BTW, Is this what you have to say?? Instead for you to rate my cooking skills.

You and I knows my food is highly nutritious than that thing Channah1 cooked the other day.

You and channah get beef before ni master

Nice one, but all I am interested in is that ur Lexus car outside because I can see d key on d table.

We believe you should control and know where your car is at all times. That’s why we give you Real Time Location of your car, enable you to listen to conversation and shutdown your Car engine even from the comfort of your home.

The rice kan block together so

OlawaleBammie:
Oga na Norma bachelor food be this na

Wetin b paprika seasoning again

Him no spell am well baami

Na karikapapaya seasoning

i cook more than this guy

The only place to eat na where car key dey

Paulplayy:


Him no spell am well baami

Na karikapapaya seasoning

u mean ibepe

Juliet751:
GROW UP!!

Lol, Nothing dey go up again for Nigeria, every thing dey on hold.

Kollins11:
Madam, that's my low budget food... You can't compare my low budget food to yours. "O wrong na" them no be mate at all

If I cook my high budget food ehh... You go worship me.

Who dey breath!!!!!!!!!!!?

mmm

Kollins11:
I can't remember the last time I cooked, it either bitches come around to cook for me OR I'm always visiting different restaurants buying food everyday of my life.

So, Today I decided to do something different by cooking my own meal. I drove to the market to buy necessary ingredients for stew.

And no one's saying anything about the fact that Op called his mother a bitch?

OlawaleBammie:
u mean ibepe

lol

You too try, welldone

Juliet751:
You're a fantastic cook. Chef Kollins11!!

Ladies sometimes dey vex to see men take their roles in the kitchen.Especially if he is better than her.

U don use meat cook today u come dey post pictures

Op your soup is incomplete without these

Allisgud:
U don use meat cook today u come dey post pictures

no mind am.

VicM6:
Lol, Nothing dey go up again for Nigeria, every thing dey on hold.

Shut the Bleep up!!

nighter:


And no one's saying anything about the fact that Op called his mother a bitch?

how e take concern you? Are you his mother?

cococandy:
mmm

see as you dey moan. The thing too long and touch you for throat ni?

Nice one.
Try basmati rice. Less chewy and taste better.

Emmy000seun:
You no won eat outside abi restaurant no quick open because today na Sunday .. anyways you try sir..next I won see na swallow and egunsi

Lol.. You're a real nigga. You don catch me already.

Well, Thanks for the compliments bro... But cooking swallow and egusi na suicide mission for now. I no just sabi cook egusi at all.

Thank God I am back on nairaland

How you want make i rate wetin i no taste?

See as op come stand like him they fear spoon, or abi spoon dey fear am . Sha you try, some guys I know no Sabi boil rice or yam.

Juliet751:
You're a fantastic cook. Chef Kollins11!!

E be like say this girl nor sabi cook ooo

pocohantas:


Gross. Is stout not as bitter as washed bitter leaf again?

Stout is as bitter as unwashed bitterleaf.

chypotenti:
E be like say this girl nor sabi cook ooo

Who is this one??