Kollins11:
Pics 9: rice is ready.

Pics 10: food is ready and served.

More pics:

I have to wash it down with a bottle of cold mortuary standard Guinness. Channah1, FERNANDEZISBACK, OlawaleBammie and Kobojunkie come and see better food I cooked.

My food is so delicious and tasty. I never knew I was this good at cooking... Abi God is trying to tell me I should stop yahoo and go open a restaurant? The food too sweet abeg.

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
Dominique
MissyB3

LoL rice stew and small stout beer I wonder how it taste, small stout dey bitter eeh , while If it's chilled you can manage am but I prefer Heineken , 33 or hero larger beer chilled one

Kollins11:
Madam, that's my low budget food... You can't compare my low budget food to yours. "O wrong na" them no be mate at all

If I cook my high budget food ehh... You go worship me.

Who dey breath!!!!!!!!!!!?

Bòdá Oponu.

OlawaleBammie:


But u rubbished Channah1 good-looking food like kilodee...

U even said ur dog would reject it should it be served for it

Just kuku tell me what u re looking for


Channah1 u hav got a wonderful admirer

I didn't even know it was him and I already gave a nice comment only to see this morning that it the guy from the other day

Anyways, I don't take what majority throw at me here to heart. Anyone who goes on keeping me in their evil hearts will perish for my sake.
Amen.

Channah1:


I didn't even know it was him and I already gave a nice comment only to see this morning that it the guy from the other day

Anyways, I don't take what majority throw at me here to heart. Anyone who goes on keeping me in their evil hearts will perish for my sake.
Amen.

@bolded

Lol sis mi, u take it too serious, he was only joking. If u check him so well he might be one of those guys with angelic character

pswglobal:
Nice one, but all I am interested in is that ur Lexus car outside because I can see d key on d table.

We believe you should control and know where your car is at all times. That’s why we give you Real Time Location of your car, enable you to listen to conversation and shutdown your Car engine even from the comfort of your home.

it is well.

Kollins11:
Yes nah!

Na men dey run am.

The word bitches sounds derogatory, can you change it?

Nice cooking though. When I was a bachelor, I cooked 80% of the meal I ate

Kollins11:
I can't remember the last time I cooked, it either bitches come around to cook for me OR I'm always visiting different restaurants buying food everyday of my life.

So, Today I decided to do something different by cooking my own meal. I drove to the market to buy necessary ingredients for stew.

Pics 1 & 2:
Ingredients.
Tomatoes ₦1000
Pepper ₦200
Onions ₦300
Tomatoe paste ₦100
Meat ₦1500
Kpomo ₦500
Groundnut oil
Curry & thyme
Maggie knon
Paprika seasoning

Pics 3: boiling the grinded tomatoes and the meats & kpomo for 15mins

Pics 4: frying the tomatoes and adding all the necessary ingredients.

You mean these small portions of pepper, onion and Tomatoes retail for that amount? Wow! This is seriously serious. I Miss those good old days that with a thousand naira, one can prepare a decent meal.

Your meal looks quite tasty, by the way. Let me share a tip with you, however. Instead of blending your tomato, roast it a bit in an oven or put it in a pot and allow it let out its water and dry up a bit. Then you add pepper, onion and red bell pepper and blend. The flavour is stronger, taste better and quantity more, this way.

Ever tried adding a tiny bit of nutmeg to your stew blend? Its a game changer.

Cooking with a thousand tomatoes.... I rest my case... person wey get ulcer sef no suppose chop 1k tomatoes... how will that kind of stew taste... more or less like you had tomatoes alone... 200pepper

Kollins11:
Pics 9: rice is ready.

Pics 10: food is ready and served.

More pics:

I have to wash it down with a bottle of cold mortuary standard Guinness. Channah1, FERNANDEZISBACK, OlawaleBammie and Kobojunkie come and see better food I cooked.

My food is so delicious and tasty. I never knew I was this good at cooking... Abi God is trying to tell me I should stop yahoo and go open a restaurant? The food too sweet abeg.

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
Dominique
MissyB3

Your show off was too much. So I only saw the intentions you have. So obvious your rice will only just be there for you. You could as well enjoy your meal in your Lexus

Well only if taste the stew I'll know if it's sweet or not, I'll rate you 4/10

Kollins11:
I can't remember the last time I cooked, it either bitches come around to cook for me OR I'm always visiting different restaurants buying food everyday of my life.

So, Today I decided to do something different by cooking my own meal. I drove to the market to buy necessary ingredients for stew.

Pics 1 & 2:
Ingredients.
Tomatoes ₦1000
Pepper ₦200
Onions ₦300
Tomatoe paste ₦100
Meat ₦1500
Kpomo ₦500
Groundnut oil
Curry & thyme
Maggie knon
Paprika seasoning

Pics 3: boiling the grinded tomatoes and the meats & kpomo for 15mins

Pics 4: frying the tomatoes and adding all the necessary ingredients.

Oga go marry

No be food person chop person they rate. Which kind wahala be this one self

Kollins11:
By the time he discovered that he's a man and need to hustle hard and leave food matters for bitches, I'm sure he won't enter kitchen again... Don't worry, I want you to quote me in the next 15 years and tell me if he still enters kitchen to cook everyday.

BTW, why my food is so nutritious is that.. You need to have a taste of the meat. I seasoned it so well.

Is like God wants me to be a Chef and not a yahoo boy... E be like say I go open restaurant soon.

Nwanne I do cook all the time, I don't leave it only to my wife. Sometimes l will finish cooking in the morning while she is still on the bed.

Kollins11:
Pics 9: rice is ready.

Pics 10: food is ready and served.

More pics:

I have to wash it down with a bottle of cold mortuary standard Guinness. Channah1, FERNANDEZISBACK, OlawaleBammie and Kobojunkie come and see better food I cooked.

My food is so delicious and tasty. I never knew I was this good at cooking... Abi God is trying to tell me I should stop yahoo and go open a restaurant? The food too sweet abeg.

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
Dominique
MissyB3

Bro you tried but go and marry

Kollins11:
I can't remember the last time I cooked, it either bitches come around to cook for me OR I'm always visiting different restaurants buying food everyday of my life.

So, Today I decided to do something different by cooking my own meal. I drove to the market to buy necessary ingredients for stew.

Pics 1 & 2:
Ingredients.
Tomatoes ₦1000
Pepper ₦200
Onions ₦300
Tomatoe paste ₦100
Meat ₦1500
Kpomo ₦500
Groundnut oil
Curry & thyme
Maggie knon
Paprika seasoning

Pics 3: boiling the grinded tomatoes and the meats & kpomo for 15mins

Pics 4: frying the tomatoes and adding all the necessary ingredients.

Guy this tomatoes 1k, pepper N200 no follow abeg. I go vomit if I try chop am. Pepper and tomatoes suppose balance each other na.

Channah1:




Modified.
Oh.. so it you from the other day? I didn't even remember and I commented nicely thinking it's a human being and here you are still talking crap.

Ok. It's because I don't know how to keep record of wrong and their doers that was why I didn't notice it was you. It's a pity you slept over the matter you had to create your own thread.

E pain you gaaan. Keep wailing.

Ah love this response

You try
Small bachelor

Kollins11:
Pics 9: rice is ready.

Pics 10: food is ready and served.

More pics:

I have to wash it down with a bottle of cold mortuary standard Guinness. Channah1, FERNANDEZISBACK, OlawaleBammie and Kobojunkie come and see better food I cooked.

My food is so delicious and tasty. I never knew I was this good at cooking... Abi God is trying to tell me I should stop yahoo and go open a restaurant? The food too sweet abeg.

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
Dominique
MissyB3

cc Efcc

Kollins11:
Pics 9: rice is ready.

Pics 10: food is ready and served.

More pics:

I have to wash it down with a bottle of cold mortuary standard Guinness. Channah1, FERNANDEZISBACK, OlawaleBammie and Kobojunkie come and see better food I cooked.

My food is so delicious and tasty. I never knew I was this good at cooking... Abi God is trying to tell me I should stop yahoo and go open a restaurant? The food too sweet abeg.

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
Dominique
MissyB3

boss I wan chop this food and more,I just dey salivate and yawn from afar

Ok, just remember to wear latex gloves nextime, its rice we want to eat not hair.

op go marry nah

Kollins11:
check again.. It's served in my plate.

You did very well, invite us to come and eat nah.

SEE your mouth like bitches idiot

cococandy:
Who is bitches?

Quite surprised that the ladies didn't pick up on that shade to their gender. Many a respectable lady (especially in the West) would have called this out or boycotted the thread altogether in protest.

Subtly and subconsciously, the average Nigerian lady is getting used to being touted as a strumpet, irresponsible money-chaser and a homewrecker. The reaction of the majority of ladies who have reacted to this thread is evidence of this statement (negligible amount of female respondents called out the OP on referring to his girlfriend's as bitches, such a shame!).

May catch flake from both genders for this post, but, that bothers me none. The truth is eternal.

nighter:


And no one's saying anything about the fact that Op called his mother a bitch?

Beats my imagination!

DJperdurabo:


Subtly and subconsciously, the average Nigerian lady is getting used to being touted as a strumpet, irresponsible money-chaser and a homewrecker. The truth is eternal.

When we let insult and degradation fly, it becomes the norm. Everyone has become so ingrained with misogyny (women included) that the kinds of things peeps say about women would never fly if they said it for men. Not even half.

Women who claim they love and respect themselves will still shine teeth and laugh with people who constantly degrade their gender. I could never!

after 1000 naira tomato you still go buy tomato paste?

That stew is small for 1000 tomatoes na.

Nice, buy for me it looks plain.
Cannot just eat rice and meat. There must be other things.

Kollins11:
Pics 9: rice is ready.

Pics 10: food is ready and served.

More pics:

I have to wash it down with a bottle of cold mortuary standard Guinness. Channah1, FERNANDEZISBACK, OlawaleBammie and Kobojunkie come and see better food I cooked.

My food is so delicious and tasty. I never knew I was this good at cooking... Abi God is trying to tell me I should stop yahoo and go open a restaurant? The food too sweet abeg.

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
Dominique
MissyB3

did you fried the meat? answer before I rate your skill in kitchen because that will also determine the taste of food

doggedfighter:
Rice and stout. How does that taste?
Rice and chilled Fanta or Coke.You tried !
Making stew is easy . It's the taste that determines whether you really tried or not.
6/10

6 ke? You are generous!