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A Thread For Weirdos by LadyD22(f): 11:32pm On Jul 11, 2022
What's that weird thing you do in secret that you're not sure others do ?

1)I take pics and videos of myself naked or in nice undies just to look at it , it boosts my confidence , I don't send it anywhere and my face doesn't show but I keep it coz I like it , it depends on my mood , sometimes I do all these trends like bust it and I don't post it , coz I know my family people

2)I talk to myself , out loud , like I'm talking to people , I use a different accent and just have a full blown conversation , motivational speech , is this part of some mental health issue that i haven't heard about? grin

3)I sniff my undies to detect any abnormal smell , and I check for any stain or discharge that's not normal , I love when I take it off , just about to wash it and it still looks good as new , I have never been caught but I don't think it's bad, but like I don't want to be seen in the process, that would be embarrassing

The only exception is when I'm on my period or ovulating but I still observe the color coz these infections can be tricky , not for me to be running around when it has really gone deep , I fear disease pass death

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by KristaPretty(f): 11:43pm On Jul 11, 2022
1 and 2 has to do with self confidence. It's how you express them and it makes you feel better

3 is a sincere caution that you have to apply. If you are always doing that because of the prospects of having infections, you need to be careful on who you have sex with. You should protect yourself, it is very important so you do not have to worry about infections. If the infection you relate to is not the former I referred to-sex, I understand that women are usually prone to infections especially from public toilets. Before you make use of it, you can pour a very good toilet disinfectant round the toilet seat and clean very properly, you should also use a tissue to cover it after cleaning. Pour disinfectant inside the toilet and flush also before using.

Cheers wink

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by PerfectStranger(m): 11:49pm On Jul 11, 2022
You sniff your pata to detect abnormal smell, wonderful!

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 11:50pm On Jul 11, 2022
1.Smell my cum, I love the smell actually.
2. I take nude pics and delete after admiring it to my satisfaction.
That's all.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Orgasmgiver123(m): 12:18am On Jul 12, 2022
Did i hear somebody say weirdo? I’m in

1 I talk to my animals, especially the young ones, i always tell them not to be stubborn like their mothers, but they never listen
2 i feel comfortable being unclad when I’m home alone ( make person no go dey reason my gbola size oh )
3 i tell non living things sorry when I hit them
4 any day I didn’t do well in the gym, i slap myself when i get home to motivate myself
5 i ask a lot of ladies out and don’t follow up the next day ( I wonder the kind of juju my ex used to hold me for 2 years )
6 i have 10 sheeps, 15 goats, one dog, 8 chickens, 4 cats ( some are stray ), 4 ducks and countless guinea pigs ( the cats are not friendly to them at all )

I guess i have left the level of weirdos
I’m now in the level of freaks


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by PumpumPrince: 12:20am On Jul 12, 2022
KristaPretty:
1 and 2 has to do with self confidence. It's how you express them and it makes you feel better

3 is a sincere caution that you have to apply. If you are always doing that because of the prospects of having infections, you need to be careful on who you have sex with. You should protect yourself, it is very important so you do not have to worry about infections. If the infection you relate to is not the former I referred to-sex, I understand that women are usually prone to infections especially from public toilets. Before you make use of it, you can pour a very good toilet disinfectant round the toilet seat and clean very properly, you should also use a tissue to cover it after cleaning. Pour disinfectant inside the toilet and flush also before using.

Cheers wink

angry
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Asceleb16(m): 12:25am On Jul 12, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Did i hear somebody say weirdo? I’m in

1 I talk to my animals, especially the young ones, i always tell them not to be stubborn like their mothers, but they never listen
2 i feel comfortable being unclad when I’m home alone ( make person no go dey reason my gbola size oh )
3 i tell non living things sorry when I hit them
4 any day I didn’t do well in the gym, i slap myself when i get home to motivate myself
5 i ask a lot of ladies out and don’t follow up the next day ( I wonder the kind of juju my ex used to hold me for 2 years )
6 i have 10 sheeps, 15 goats, one dog, 8 chickens, 4 cats ( some are stray ), 4 ducks and countless guinea pigs ( the cats are not friendly to them at all )

I guess i have left the level of weirdos
I’m now in the level of freaks


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Mad oo

Wahala be like weirdo

Problem con be like rain boot
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Akinfemmy(m): 12:52am On Jul 12, 2022
Thonia69:
1.Smell my cum, I love the smell actually.
2. I take nude pics and delete after admiring it to my satisfaction.
That's all.

Send me your nude, let me admire too.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by begoniaa: 12:54am On Jul 12, 2022
I love the smell of money - that's all.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 1:17am On Jul 12, 2022
Akinfemmy:


Send me your nude, let me admire too.
Lol

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Orgasmgiver123(m): 7:35am On Jul 12, 2022
Asceleb16:
Mad oo

Wahala be like weirdo

Problem con be like rain boot
Oga e jo
It’s too early abeg
No let me laugh here
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Dorwadora(f): 9:21am On Jul 12, 2022
Gathering of weird people.

I'm not weird.
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by MarianaTrench: 10:05am On Jul 12, 2022
Thonia69:
1.Smell my cum, I love the smell actually.
2. I take nude pics and delete after admiring it to my satisfaction.
That's all.

Yeye!

Your moniker says you're female meanwhile you're talking about your cum, this means that you are actually male pretending to be female!
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 10:37am On Jul 12, 2022
MarianaTrench:


Yeye!

Your moniker says you're female meanwhile you're talking about your cum, this means that you are actually male pretending to be female!

Should I insult you for your ignorance? I don't think I should do that, but think before you quote me. Females ejaculate too.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 12, 2022
LadyD22:
What's that weird thing you do in secret that you're not sure others do ?

1)I take pics and videos of myself naked or in nice undies just to look at it , it boosts my confidence , I don't send it anywhere and my face doesn't show but I keep it coz I like it , it depends on my mood , sometimes I do all these trends like bust it and I don't post it , coz I know my family people

2)I talk to myself , out loud , like I'm talking to people , I use a different accent and just have a full blown conversation , motivational speech , is this part of some mental health issue that i haven't heard about? grin

3)I sniff my undies to detect any abnormal smell , and I check for any stain or discharge that's not normal , I love when I take it off , just about to wash it and it still looks good as new , I have never been caught but I don't think it's bad, but like I don't want to be seen in the process, that would be embarrassing

The only exception is when I'm on my period or ovulating but I still observe the color coz these infections can be tricky , not for me to be running around when it has really gone deep , I fear disease pass death

Everything here is normal except maybe for No 1.
But of course hypocrites on here will say otherwise and call you all sorts of names just watch angry

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by LadyD22(f): 12:23pm On Jul 12, 2022
Think4Myself:


Everything here is normal except maybe for No 1.
But of course hypocrites on here will say otherwise and call you all sorts of names just watch angry

Thank God oh , I was suspecting that no1 grin but I'm still sure there are people that do that just that they won't really say it
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by LadyD22(f): 12:33pm On Jul 12, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Did i hear somebody say weirdo? I’m in

1 I talk to my animals, especially the young ones, i always tell them not to be stubborn like their mothers, but they never listen
2 i feel comfortable being unclad when I’m home alone ( make person no go dey reason my gbola size oh )
3 i tell non living things sorry when I hit them
4 any day I didn’t do well in the gym, i slap myself when i get home to motivate myself
5 i ask a lot of ladies out and don’t follow up the next day ( I wonder the kind of juju my ex used to hold me for 2 years )
6 i have 10 sheeps, 15 goats, one dog, 8 chickens, 4 cats ( some are stray ), 4 ducks and countless guinea pigs ( the cats are not friendly to them at all )

I guess i have left the level of weirdos
I’m now in the level of freaks


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here


You're definitely a weirdo , it's apologizing to inanimate objects for me grin

But I also talk to animals , anyone i see , I expect them to understand , I talk to fish sef

You're a farmer? What's with all the animals

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by LadyD22(f): 12:46pm On Jul 12, 2022
KristaPretty:
1 and 2 has to do with self confidence. It's how you express them and it makes you feel better

3 is a sincere caution that you have to apply. If you are always doing that because of the prospects of having infections, you need to be careful on who you have sex with. You should protect yourself, it is very important so you do not have to worry about infections. If the infection you relate to is not the former I referred to-sex, I understand that women are usually prone to infections especially from public toilets. Before you make use of it, you can pour a very good toilet disinfectant round the toilet seat and clean very properly, you should also use a tissue to cover it after cleaning. Pour disinfectant inside the toilet and flush also before using.

Cheers wink


It's not about sex , it's a habit I've had for a while, women can have issues with or without sexual intercourse , I've pretty much terminated any chance of a relationship blossoming or sex whatever , that will not be the reason I'm antsy about infections

The Dettol and all of that is exhausting , when you want to purge nko , visiting the toilet 10 times in one hour , or you're really pressed , you won't remember any of those protocols
I'm sharing a toilet with roommates but we wash it twice a week so it's okay , I personally love to check for myself that nothing weird is slipping out

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by kals4luv990(m): 2:04pm On Jul 12, 2022
I talk to myself, walk around my house at night wen ppl sleep cause I neva sleep except once in every 2wks,I ask girls out,take der numbers and dat is d end (forget der names on the process),talk to my dog as though its human

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Orgasmgiver123(m): 2:21pm On Jul 12, 2022
LadyD22:



You're definitely a weirdo , it's apologizing to inanimate objects for me grin

But I also talk to animals , anyone i see , I expect them to understand , I talk to fish sef

You're a farmer? What's with all the animals
The dog understands partially but the rest are too stubborn

Lol
I’m a gym instructor, a crafts man, a crop farmer, a boxer, a reggae artist and a trouble maker.

I’m an animal health technologist
Most of the animals were abandoned by my clients, for being to stubborn or loosing hope on their survival after getting really sick. So I started rearing them, it’s expensive af but a man has got to do what a man has got to do
I almost cried when i sold my lead ram for ileya
The whole flock now look at me one kind

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 2:32pm On Jul 12, 2022
Thonia69:
Should I insult you for your ignorance? I don't think I should do that, but think before you quote me. Females ejaculate too.
chaiii., prettygirl200 na true?
And whats the colour of the ejacuee?

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 2:39pm On Jul 12, 2022
Thonia69:
1.Smell my cum, I love the smell actually.
2. I take nude pics and delete after admiring it to my satisfaction.
That's all.
Damn.. freaky freak grin

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jul 12, 2022
killmods:

Damn.. freaky freak grin
smiley

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jul 12, 2022
Thonia69:
smiley
Hope the weather's doing u good cheesy
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Fmghewzy(m): 3:49pm On Jul 12, 2022
Dorwadora:
Gathering of weird people.

I'm not weird.

But your signature says otherwise.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Fmghewzy(m): 3:52pm On Jul 12, 2022
LadyD22:
What's that weird thing you do in secret that you're not sure others do ?


2)I talk to myself , out loud , like I'm talking to people , I use a different accent and just have a full blown conversation , motivational speech , is this part of some mental health issue that i haven't heard about? grin



I do this everyday grin grin, anytime someone happens to see or hear me.

I pretend as if ,I was singing grin

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jul 12, 2022
killmods:

Hope the weather's doing u good cheesy
It is, what about you?
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by IgiveLadiesBj(m): 4:06pm On Jul 12, 2022
Thonia69:
1.Smell my cum, I love the smell actually.
2. I take nude pics and delete after admiring it to my satisfaction.
That's all.
send me nude pics. Don't show the face. Wanna admire your body
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jul 12, 2022
IgiveLadiesBj:
send me nude pics. Don't show the face. Wanna admire your body
I'm also a chronic procrastinator.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by dontrulee: 4:19pm On Jul 12, 2022
I do a lot of weird crazy stuff but I'll not mention them because some people know me here.
grin
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 12, 2022
Thonia69:
It is, what about you?
it's not
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by dontrulee: 4:29pm On Jul 12, 2022
Let me mention a few of the things I do in the past.
1. I fart on my hand and smell it, I love the smell.
2. I chew sachet water nylon (I only take bottle water now)
3. I don't wear clothes once am indoors.
4. I talk to myself and laugh from moment to moment.
5. I do headstand naked for at least 1 hour before I sleep (I no longer do headstand)
6. I love eating weird food combinations ( I have tried almost all the weird food combinations you can ever think of)
7. I used to love pain ( I cut myself with blades and prick myself with needles just to increase my pain threshold) and yes I loved the metallic taste of blood (call me a vampire)
8. I love animals especially insects (captured and tortured quite a few insects ranging from ants, cockroaches, beetles, grasshoppers, praying mantis, firefly, bugs, spiders, butterfly, moth etc)
9. I can mimic many animal sounds ranging from dog barks, goat bleats, cat's meows, cow's moo, duck's quack etc.
10. I can make crackling sounds with any part of my body.
11. Should I continue? cheesy cheesy

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