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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Orgasmgiver123(m): 2:13am On Jul 13, 2022
EcstasyCloud9:


Bro grin grin grin grin I no fit laugh again @ the bolded, man! I like you already.
Lol
The connection between me and those animals too tight
But if I don’t sell them, I’ll go broke
Na that one no come make sense at all

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EcstasyCloud9: 2:18am On Jul 13, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Lol
The connection between me and those animals too tight
But if I don’t sell them, I’ll go broke
Na that one no come make sense at all

Lol I feel you man, I like animals too especially dogs, but other than dogs I feel like those other domesticated ones too dey stubborn, them no dey hear word lol.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Prettygirl200(f): 8:15am On Jul 13, 2022
EmiDon11:
chaiii., prettygirl200 na true?
And whats the colour of the ejacuee?
Yap baby it's true!!! U are just knowing for the first time cool shocked cool in a woman u need to put in more effort in other to make her ejaculate, unlike the males. But the truth is that most women haven't experienced it cux most men are dumb nd selfish they just want to Bleep to satisfy themselves only not minding their spouse. So u see

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 8:23am On Jul 13, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Yap baby it's true!!! U are just knowing for the first time cool shocked cool in a woman u need to put in more effort in other to make her ejaculate, unlike the males. But the truth is that most women haven't experienced it cux most men are dumb nd selfish they just want to Bleep to satisfy themselves only not minding their spouse. So u see
wow, just knowing 4 the first time.,
I pray that God will give me strenghth on my first sex,inorder to satisfy my woman and make her ejaculate.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Prettygirl200(f): 8:28am On Jul 13, 2022
EmiDon11:
wow, just knowing 4 the first time.,
I pray that God will give me strenghth on my first sex,inorder to satisfy my woman and make her ejaculate.
Lol what are u saying Your first sex??

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 8:29am On Jul 13, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Lol what are u saying Your first sex??
u won't believe. But thats just it
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Prettygirl200(f): 8:33am On Jul 13, 2022
EmiDon11:
u won't believe. But thats just it
U have never had sex How old are u if I may ask U don't have to be specific this is a faceless forum u can just say something like early 20s late or early 30s nd late. Which ever one

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 8:38am On Jul 13, 2022
Prettygirl200:
U have never had sex How old are u if I may ask U don't have to be specific this is a faceless forum u can just say something like early 20s late or early 30s nd late. Which ever one
20's baby
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Prettygirl200(f): 9:10am On Jul 13, 2022
EmiDon11:
20's baby
Late 20s
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 9:14am On Jul 13, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Late 20s
u re smart, i like it, u wanna figure out my age from my mouth..lol
Meanwhile its a faceless forum that i can tell you my real age, nobody will kill me. But
Email me pls
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Prettygirl200(f): 9:16am On Jul 13, 2022
EmiDon11:
u re smart, i like it, u wanna figure out my age from my mouth..lol
Meanwhile its a faceless forum that i can tell you my real age, nobody will kill me. But
Email me pls
No I wouldn't want u to it's a faceless forum
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Prettygirl200(f): 9:18am On Jul 13, 2022
EmiDon11:
u re smart, i like it, u wanna figure out my age from my mouth..lol
Meanwhile its a faceless forum that i can tell you my real age, nobody will kill me. But
Email me pls
No I wouldn't want u to it's a faceless forum I just mailed u though.

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 9:25am On Jul 13, 2022
Prettygirl200:
No I wouldn't want u to it's a faceless forum I just mailed u though.
reply ur email
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 9:39am On Jul 13, 2022
Prettygirl200:
No I wouldn't want u to it's a faceless forum I just mailed u though.
whats happening?
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by anonymuz(m): 10:08am On Jul 13, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Did i hear somebody say weirdo? I’m in

1 I talk to my animals, especially the young ones, i always tell them not to be stubborn like their mothers, but they never listen
2 i feel comfortable being unclad when I’m home alone ( make person no go dey reason my gbola size oh )
3 i tell non living things sorry when I hit them
4 any day I didn’t do well in the gym, i slap myself when i get home to motivate myself
5 i ask a lot of ladies out and don’t follow up the next day ( I wonder the kind of juju my ex used to hold me for 2 years )
6 i have 10 sheeps, 15 goats, one dog, 8 chickens, 4 cats ( some are stray ), 4 ducks and countless guinea pigs ( the cats are not friendly to them at all )

I guess i have left the level of weirdos
I’m now in the level of freaks


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
mine is your number 5. 3 years now,no girlfriend
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Prettygirl200(f): 10:54am On Jul 13, 2022
EmiDon11:
whats happening?
sorry I was finding it difficult to open my mail have sent u a message though
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Lovilla(f): 11:43am On Jul 13, 2022
Prettygirl200:
No I wouldn't want u to it's a faceless forum I just mailed u though.
mail? Hmmmmmm
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Lovilla(f): 11:44am On Jul 13, 2022
EmiDon11:
reply ur email
are u people tryna love or what?

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Orgasmgiver123(m): 11:48am On Jul 13, 2022
anonymuz:
mine is your number 5. 3 years now,no girlfriend

Chai
Oga mi
Who do you this thing
How have you been coping
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 12:11pm On Jul 13, 2022
Lovilla:
are u people tryna love or what?
is that a problem?

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by EmiDon11: 12:12pm On Jul 13, 2022
Lovilla:
mail? Hmmmmmm
do you have a problem with that?
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by PumpumPrince: 12:14pm On Jul 13, 2022
LadyD22:
What's that weird thing you do in secret that you're not sure others do ?

1)I take pics and videos of myself naked or in nice undies just to look at it , it boosts my confidence , I don't send it anywhere and my face doesn't show but I keep it coz I like it , it depends on my mood , sometimes I do all these trends like bust it and I don't post it , coz I know my family people

2)I talk to myself , out loud , like I'm talking to people , I use a different accent and just have a full blown conversation , motivational speech , is this part of some mental health issue that i haven't heard about? grin

3)I sniff my undies to detect any abnormal smell , and I check for any stain or discharge that's not normal , I love when I take it off , just about to wash it and it still looks good as new , I have never been caught but I don't think it's bad, but like I don't want to be seen in the process, that would be embarrassing

The only exception is when I'm on my period or ovulating but I still observe the color coz these infections can be tricky , not for me to be running around when it has really gone deep , I fear disease pass death

..excuse me sir...are u related to Siofra?...she yor first or second cousin?(no ofinese) angry
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by kals4luv990(m): 1:39pm On Jul 13, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
Bros dnt do that walking thing in people's house oo, else u go too collect o.
na my house I dey do am oo nd my ppl know
D day my girl slept over,she wake up for midnight to go urinate,come see me dey roast corn with candle(I was really bored den)fear catch am
We had a serious conversation in the morning grin

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by PrinceofAgoAre(m): 2:02pm On Jul 13, 2022
kals4luv990:
na my house I dey do am oo nd my ppl know
D day my girl slept over,she wake up for midnight to go urinate,come see me dey roast corn with candle(I was really bored den)fear catch am
We had a serious conversation in the morning grin
Roast corn with candle, hahahaha abeg no kee me..

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Re: A Thread For Weirdos by PumpumPrince: 2:29pm On Jul 13, 2022
Prettygirl200:
sorry I was finding it difficult to open my mail have sent u a message though

u aagian...anyways did i mention I beento london 7 times...juss in case u ask! smiley
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by kals4luv990(m): 7:53pm On Jul 13, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
Roast corn with candle, hahahaha abeg no kee me..
I swear,aunty no find am funny
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 18, 2022
killmods:

Yea... any reason why u still up like me?
I was probably watching a movie then or I couldn't sleep. I got banned could've replied early.
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jul 18, 2022
Thonia69:
I was probably watching a movie then or I couldn't sleep. I got banned could've replied early .
Damn... what did u do? Welcome back anyway.
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Kingkum: 12:59pm On Jul 18, 2022
Let me sit here with my people cos dem just tell me say i be weird person. No story to share for now
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jul 18, 2022
killmods:

Damn... what did u do? Welcome back anyway.
A guy said sh!t about my mum, I said he's mentally ill and then I got banned. Thanks grin
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jul 18, 2022
Thonia69:
1.Smell my cum, I love the smell actually.
2. I take nude pics and delete after admiring it to my satisfaction.
That's all.

You cum after fingerfighting you pussy
Or is it a man behind your moniker. grin grin
Re: A Thread For Weirdos by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jul 18, 2022
formerUKSF:


You cum after fingerfighting you pussy
Or is it a man behind your moniker. grin grin
Okay

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