safarigirl:


Let me help you small

Deep voice guy, tall and slim chocolatey goodness in a blue shirt today is ADEKUNLE, not Gold, Platinum, because we big pass Gold

INNIT boy that resembles Buju is SHEGGZ, not the Supa Strikas one.

Dark skinned blondie with piercings is HERMES, not the bag.

Dark skinned guy with a very loud, obnoxious laugh is GIDDYFIA

Laiskin girl with the beautiful Gap Teeth and adorable Baby voice is CHOMZY

Brown skinned gyal, with itty bitty titties and a pretty, but mean face, is BELLA.

Wakanda Foreva baldie Dora Milaje babe with piercings is ALLYSYN


TRENCHES


Dark skinned dada boy that may or may not look like Rema, is BRYANN

Obnoxiously tall guy with pink hair and micro-bladed brows is GROOVY

Extremely loud laiskin babe with the Niger Delta pidgin is PHYNA.

These are all the people with distinguishable features that I can describe, the rest, na for Belt you fit see their name

thatigboman1:
hahaha. She's from kogi naa

scondy:


Yes o...my Adekunle....lol

MissAnneboleyn:


Even the Christianity they used to subjugate us, they have abandoned and believe you me many of them are practicing African spirituality.

But we carry Christianity for head. What has religion done for Nigeria? Most well-developed nations have excluded religion from politics and society. Maybe we need to do that.

stephleena:
Chomzy biko leave the group chat.

Giel:


You dey mind dem. Same thing with me, waited until I went to bed before they fought very painful something

eleshin:

Leave our Polyamorous boy alone.

Titaniumental:
New Twist

MizzD:


He talks gibberish.

Amya:


You're a secret fan. Don't lie. I'm sure you come here to catch up

Biggaboi:

Although th3 Jacuzzi has been upgraded to a swimming pool it's still look too small to fit in 24 adults. 12 is already a crowd

eleshin:
Adekunle's response to Sheggz question tho... Adekunle is an all rounder. Sheggz did not even know how to proceed. He was forced to say "I love that"

Geezeem:


One of the most unfortunate experiences of my life ... I was a child and couldn't defend myself

But it's all in the past now

This is my first time sharing this in public

safarigirl:



Word salad.


That's what he's doing. It's this thing where you throw in as many interesting words as you can come up with to make a sentence sound more technical or intelligent than it actually is.

Like, instead of saying "I went to visit a friend today"

You say, "I happened to drop by the home of an acquaintance of mine for a brief visit earlier in the day."

It's smart though, because it gives the appearance of intelligence.

MizzD:


He talks gibberish.

MizzD:


Perfection! I didn’t expect the response too - I solve people’s problems!

I also like how deliberate he is about articulating his thoughts so he communicates exactly what he wants his audience to hear.

scondy:
Shey una dey hear substantial convo for island....no be trenches shout shout

bukolaademi001:
But not all of them will enter the pool at once nah?

scondy:
Shey una dey hear substantial convo for island....no be trenches shout shout

scondy:


That his school of thought is alien to you doesnt mean its gibberish. If u r equally deep...u ll listen to understand his perspectives ...u may not agree...but u 'll acknowledge the points he raised....

We lack critical thinking in this country ....and when we a see a person that challenges the norm with their thoughts...we tag them weird or ludicrous.....

Hermes is an intelligent guy....facts only...anyone that says he isn't is not one which is why they can't relate.

safarigirl:



Word salad.


That's what he's doing. It's this thing where you throw in as many interesting words as you can come up with to make a sentence sound more technical or intelligent than it actually is.

Like, instead of saying "I went to visit a friend today"

You say, "I happened to drop by the home of an acquaintance of mine for a brief visit earlier in the day."

It's smart though, because it gives the appearance of intelligence.

Teeroyzimma:
Go and do your PVC Registration oooo, the deadline is July 31st. Let's get it right this time

MizzD:

I’m waiting for someone to come here and say Hermes is intelligent and deep.

MizzD:


High five!

In his own case, interesting quotes from books he’s read too..