So I decided to sit and rest. I dropped at ShopRite and sat just by the Food Spot. After few hours, I got hungry. I decided to get myself a plate of Rice at the moment.

I stood and asked the lady to give me a plate of Fried Rice, a lap of chicken and a wrap of moi-moi with a bottle of water.

When I asked of my bill, she said ₦5,200.

I smiled, paid and walked back to my seat.
But while on the meal, I tried to figure out how the bill came about. I couldn't place it.

See the plate of food below.

Hahaha! That 5k fit feed a whole house.

Vote wisely!

A friend once told me this:
Whenever you visit a fastfood, always ask for the price of anything you want to buy.
Always ask.

Don't assume you know the prices.
Ask for the price.
Before you buy something that'll wreck you.
So far, I've followed the advice.

And you pay for it?

Lol, even if you're Elon musk senior, you won't pay that amount for this ridiculous thing.

Is that the food there?




.

...

This is a big lie. Yes i know that things are very expensive but not to this extent.

Holly Gram u be MUMU man..


U be JU man...

U allow small girl SCAM u!

70yrs OLD MAN!

Even for EKO HOTEL, There club V.I.P food no reach dat amount..

Either u de lie or u de whine ur SELF..

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

KingClavi:
So I decided to sit and rest. I dropped at ShopRite and sat just by the Food Spot. After few hours, I got hungry. I decided to get myself a plate of Rice at the moment.

I stood and asked the lady to give me a plate of Fried Rice, a lap of chicken and a wrap of moi-moi with a bottle of water.

When I asked of my bill, she said ₦5,200.

I smiled, paid and walked back to my seat.
But while on the meal, I tried to figure out how the bill came about. I couldn't place it.

See the plate of food below.

You are rich now. What do you expect? That the food will give you eternal life?

Na this nursery 1 pikin food be #5000?
This Op dey whine himself sha

Even if it is #5000,it will definitely not be in that kind of low budget eatry with the plastic chair peeling away like the teeth of my igwe.
You will get silly Prices like that in well furnished and sophisticated restaurants and eatries, not this kind "Chinwe and daughters" food canteen.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine for me and add 2 plate of palmwine.
Barman! Play me "I no fit believe am" by Olu Jacob's and Nicki minaj.

Maybe you look like a soft guy wey no sabi shout...raise voice.


Sometimes, those pretty girls that serves you, add their own little money to the normal bill or they might tell you no change.


The street is crazy, boy.

parkervero:
Hahaha! That 5k fit feed a whole house.

Smiles.

MadamVanessa:



And you pay for it?

Lol, even if you're Elon musk senior, you won't pay that amount for this ridiculous thing.

Very Ridiculous

OVB123:
This is a big lie. Yes i know that things are very expensive but not to this extent.

I never believed it when she said it. But I had my plans.

She even told me she had no change. So I intentionally told her I'll come back for it.

And I'll come back to get the full balance

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram u be MUMU man..



U be JU man...


U allow small girl SCAM u!


70yrs OLD MAN!


Even for EKO HOTEL, There club V.I.P food no reach dat amount..


Either u de lie or u de whine ur SELF..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

I think I'm too big to whine myself with food of 5k.

I knew the reason I smiled and paid. The business is not over. I intentionally gave her ₦5,500 and she said she doesn't have change.

I'll go back tomorrow and make her give me the price tags of the food she served me.

Then I'll see her next action.

I'll update it here.

Stay tuned, Ganja man!

RedChiefPriest:
Na this nursery 1 pikin food be #5000?
This Op dey whine himself sha

Even if it is #5000,it will definitely not be in that kind of low budget eatry with the plastic chair peeling away like the teeth of my igwe.
You will get silly Prices like that in well furnished and sophisticated restaurants and eatries, not this kind "Chinwe and daughters" food canteen.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine for me and add 2 plate of palmwine.
Barman! Play me "I no fit believe am" by Olu Jacob's and Nicki minaj.

It is what it is.

But I'll finish the business tomorrow. I'll make her tag the prices of the food she served me.

Stay tuned

i926:
Maybe you look like a soft guy wey no sabi shout...raise voice.


Sometimes, those pretty girls that serves you, add their own little money to the normal bill or they might tell you no change.


The street is crazy, boy.

She did.

I have her ₦5,500 and she said don't have ₦300 to gimme.

I intentionally left because I'll come back to have her tag the prices of the food she served me.

KingClavi:


I think I'm too big to whine myself with food of 5k.

I knew the reason I smiled and paid. The business is not over. I intentionally gave her ₦5,500 and she said she doesn't have change.

I'll go back tomorrow and make her give me the price tags of the food she served me.

Then I'll see her next action.

I'll update it here.

Stay tuned, Ganja man!

Holly Gram okay man but just take am easy ooo..


some girls fit change the MATAYANCE against u, she fit talk say u de chyke or ask her out and she no gree, so that's y u come back...


E go better make u 4get the matterz, 5k or 6k na small RUBBERZ, waiting man de CHOP a day self, if them calculate am, e go reach 9k and not to talk of other things..


If too say u one take action, u suppose take the action that day and dat moment..


Na Naija b dis.. police no de support man wen it involves man and woman MATAYANCE..


I no waiting I de CAPRISUN u..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

I have stopped eating at eateries for the time being,their prices are off the rooftop.


I prefer patronizing local restaurant where with half of the money you spent on your food I would cow to my satisfaction with enough extra meals and lacasera to top up.

Insert is the meal I ate @ ShopRite asaba,it was cheaper than I thought sha

ShopRite
@foodland

So the rice is 3000
Chicken 2000
Bortle water 200?

Just tell her to show you their official price list

ahnie:
ShopRite
@foodland

When next you are going take me along with you

parkervero:

When next you are going take me along with you

may please know **why*?

parkervero:

When next you are going take me along with you

may i please know **why*?

ahnie:

may i please know **why*?

Oh yeah, the why is it's a good way to get to know us(you and I).

Why do I want to know you?

The why is because I'm getting to like you ni.

So, do invite me to join you when next you are going there...

So you chop the food remain small come snap am say yen yen yen .... Nigerians always like to store sympathy Nd cause wahala for other people

People dey money any how any how. Anyways, na him money, so spend it the way it pleases u.

OVB123:
This is a big lie. Yes i know that things are very expensive but not to this extent.

its not a lie ooo..i have personally paid N3900 for a plate of turkey and jollof rice

lol
You've been scammed

I don't know the particular eatery, but no Shoprite eatery will sell this for N5,000

Did you pay with POS or cash?