Illimitable:


If we had signed Conte when Ole lost his brains:-

We would have made Top 4 last season
CL will have made us attractive to sign quality players
Bissouma, Perisic, Kulusexy, Richarlison, would be here

This club is doomed.

I also wanted Conte, don’t know why they waited and then brought RR onboard. We should forget about beautiful football and stuffs, we need someone like Conte to squeeze the shit out of these guys.

Illimitable:
Ladies and Gentlemen…..

Marcus Rashford stats.

The guy was soo useless I was wondering why he didn't get booted

If we're a serious club we would have sold rashford. Man has already lost it

Maybe it's just me sha. I don't rate any British/English players in this our team. Most are just playing for a living not coz they have passion for football. They are not good to be 1st team players. Relegate them to the bench.

Rashford, Shaw, Maguire, Mcnonsense, should be backup players. Maybe Sancho can still be starting.

andrewbaba44:
Manchester United was winning under ETH until Ronaldo returned to training

Ronaldo is finished and a bad omen to Man U

Pathetic shameless clowns will never agree to this bitter truth.

So long as Ronaldo is around, ManU will never progress.

Good question.

kokaneprodigy:

What are you swearing on, Obatala or Sango

I hear say Pascal Gross now has 6 goals against Manure

In Killmonger voice, Is this your King?

Long may these woes continue

Stop the nonsense overreaction. New coach in a new league who probably doesn't even know his best eleven and formation yet. All these moaning and prediction of doom is childish.

Ellexy:
Do not laugh at me oh my enemy, for when I fall I shall rise again.

Omo, you no dey rise go anywhere o. Stay down man, it should feel good there

Banter club, always doing opening ceremony for the new season


Once a scummy, always a scummy.

Illimitable:


If we had signed Conte when Ole lost his brains:-

We would have made Top 4 last season
CL will have made us attractive to sign quality players
Bissouma, Perisic, Kulusexy, Richarlison, would be here

This club is doomed.

Oasis007:




Never want him at United. Ten Haag or no one. Poch also shouldn't near us please.

Patrickmuf and other 'brothers in the red devil', shall we start lining those against Conte and suggested Ten Hang, for mass flogging or is it too early?

Oasis first, then after getting necessary treatment from his afrodoctor, the randy physician should follow.

afrodoc2:
Conte sef don dey chop am steady steady. No more alerts from Conte-lickers.

Searchingvictor:
Maybe it's just me sha. I don't rate any British/English players in this our team. Most are just playing for a living not coz they have passion for football. They are not good to be 1st team players. Relegate them to the bench.

Rashford, Shaw, Maguire, Mcnonsense, should be backup players. Maybe Sancho can still be starting.

Why not sell the entire first team and recruit you lmao

lusid:
Who won?

The scummies won our hearts, but not the game

The funny thing is ETH wants an intelligent press resistant ball Carrier that'll play from the deep. And fans keep mentioning Neves and Tilemans. How do those players fall into that category.

It's the job of Murtough who's apparently the DOF to make sure there are good options that fit this role. Mattheus Nunes is one. Fabian Ruiz can be coached to be one.

Neves will be a disaster in this system. Tilemans is lazy out of possession. And these are the options fans are angry ETH is not going after.

nani667:


Serious puppet... He has casually followed the trend of Ole and Rangnick.. Looks like any manager that comes in other than Mourinho or maybe Conte will keep licking the asś of those shite players... Idiat left Trashford for 90 minutes and still brought on Trashlanga...

Season is doomed before it even starts... Another dead manager... We will spend another 700 million and achieve nothing under this one


#TenHagOUT

The thing is the likes of ETH , Ole, etc don't have the pedigree or achievements the likes of conte , Mourinho , etc command. Those guys will always behave like puppets because that's their first high paying jobs in their coaching careers. So they will always, want to massage the egos of their employers and demand less from the owners in terms of spending.

Whereas the likes of Mourinho, Conte don't give a shit about the feelings of the owners. They will say their mind because their records speaks for them.

You guys are overreacting, really. Rebuilding takes time, you can't just expect them to start winning from day1. At least there's sign of improvement from last season when we were being outplayed by small teams including Norwich sef. Give the man time.

I’m happy a good number of these deadwoods we parade as footballers have their contracts expiring in 2023 and 2024. I hope the board will get some sense and allow them move on for free since it will be difficult to sell them due to their huge wages

Bruno freaking useless Fernandes

Illimitable:


How did he get to that ball before Fabianski?

Work ethic
Desire
Determination
Raw hunger

Meanwhile, United fans continue to compare Rashford to Mbappe.

Another goal

What a pass from KDB.

Ooopps DVD was beched

WhoDeyHause:
Even dead barka that are poorer than you went to sell tv rights to buy players to remain competitive. I won't be surprised if they won't be trophyless next season. Continue chasing ding dong that does not want to come and be using rubbish players while saying ronaldo is the problem.
Useless club.

Return portable phone to am. We know he didn't type this.

Bombblacks:
Stop the nonsense overreaction. New coach in a new league who probably doesn't even know his best eleven and formation yet. All these moaning and prediction of doom is childish.

Leave foolish people to be typing nonsense after matchday 1.

Lmao con artist killed me

ovoP:
Sancho is on fraud watch.. d guy doesn't have d body balance of this league.. he's always bullied off the ball and loses concentration again..

Low-key fraud, the guy can't beat his man. Always hiding and making the easy passes.

Expert17:


Another goal

What a pass from KDB.

United didn’t want him because of his agent.

A club without ambition.

ChristoBam:

They gave him power he isn't used to. I've said it here many times. There should be a DOF and recruitment team looking for players that fits his profile and signing them.

You are absolutely correct.

ChristoBam:
The funny thing is ETH wants an intelligent press resistant ball Carrier that'll play from the deep. And fans keep mentioning Neves and Tilemans. How do those players fall into that category.

It's the job of Murtough who's apparently the DOF to make sure there are good options that fit this role. Mattheus Nunes is one. Fabian Ruiz can be coached to be one.

Neves will be a disaster in this system. Tilemans is lazy out of possession. And these are the options fans are angry ETH is not going after.

Exactly Ruiz is off to PSG Nunes is very big. Our greatest mistake is giving so much power to ten hag without a DOF. I don't know the job of murtough and Fletcher they are rubbish. Everything is wrong with this club

Redcafe go choke me with laughter today

Expert17:
Ooopps DVD was beched

be really did better than Bruno with few minutes he played. Bruno was shit Erikson was even miles ahead

The last time man u won premier league, they lost thier first EPL match. I talk say make I remember u . Everything is going as planned

Choke me with more please