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Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 9:55am On Aug 11, 2022
My girlfriend went to a clinic for pregnancy check up yesterday.

I was serious praying for God to do me just one wish.

But when she came back, smile was all over her face.

I asked her, whats the outcome of the test?

What she said to me is "congratulation"

I said for what?

She told me she is preg**nt.

I didn't ask her for the test result papers or what ever they call it, bcoz i dont know how to check it.

I was just staring her in shock but she keeps on smiling and laughing.

She went home after i didnt ulter a word to her.

Something told me in my mind that she just wanna play mind games with me.

Bcoz it cant be.

I dont know how to get her to tell me the truth, cuz she behaves somehow atimes.

So pls how can you tell, when u see the result paper?

Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by DaddyFreeze2020(m): 10:02am On Aug 11, 2022
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying support for Tinubu, you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman join the winning team. Jagaban for 2023 grin

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by 07kjb: 10:02am On Aug 11, 2022
If you are comfortable go and pay her pride price

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Khaleesi4lyf(f): 10:03am On Aug 11, 2022
Make I book space fess I'll be back

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:05am On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying support for Tinubu, you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman join the winning team. Jagaban for 2023 grin
make una pray for me

If God do am for me baa,

i go campaign for anybody

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:06am On Aug 11, 2022
07kjb:
If you are comfortable go and pay her pride price
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Vikkoh(m): 10:08am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

I don't insult on a public forum but ... Well make I hold wetin I wan talk angry.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 10:08am On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying support for Tinubu, [/b]you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman join the winning team. [b]Jagaban for 2023 grin

No offence but
You no fit get sense again
The suffer wey Nigerian dey never tire you?

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Vikkoh(m): 10:09am On Aug 11, 2022
She'll be pregnant with twins in Jesus name.
Congratulations Daddy Twins grin
Baba Ibeji grin

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Nonexisting: 10:12am On Aug 11, 2022
Ehhh, you're fuccking HIV and staph infested Nigerian vaginarians without condom? You fit go to the forests and fight lions now because fear itself suppose to dey fear you as you dey so.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Vikkoh(m): 10:14am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
why insult me?

Na rape i rape her?

You have no intentions to marry her but na you first chook preek angry.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by DaddyFreeze2020(m): 10:16am On Aug 11, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


No offence but
You no fit get sense again
The suffer wey Nigerian dey never tire you?

Why are you Obidients very insultive.
Na wetin go pursue people from voting OBI

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:20am On Aug 11, 2022
Nonexisting:
Ehhh, you're fuccking HIV and staph infested Nigerian vaginarians without condom? You fit go to the forests and fight lions now because fear itself suppose to dey fear you as you dey so.
oga the girl na virgin

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Vikkoh(m): 10:20am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
sorry

I only fuck_tear leathers (virgins)

Not second hands

... Fuçk them and dump them afterwards?
I pray your children will all be Females.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:21am On Aug 11, 2022
Vikkoh:

... Fuçk them and dump them afterwards? I pray your children will all be Females.
i will keep dem indoors

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Nonexisting: 10:23am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
oga the girl na virgin
She is a virgin but she went for pregnancy test and she know road to there too? Mtchew.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:25am On Aug 11, 2022
Nonexisting:
She is a virgin but she went for pregnancy test and she know road to there too? Mtchew.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:28am On Aug 11, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
Make I book space fess I'll be back
is everything alright sweetie?
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Nobody: 10:30am On Aug 11, 2022
I know you're lying but continue. wink

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:34am On Aug 11, 2022
Beebah2000:
I know you're lying but continue. wink
i'm not in the mood for insult for now pls
Just zoom off
Pls

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 10:38am On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:


Why are you Obidients very insultive.
Na wetin go pursue people from voting OBI

You see the hell buhari is making us go through yet you still want to vote for another old incapable man whose only reason for wanting to be president is because it is his turn “ emi lo kan”
I’m sorry for Nigeria
Especially the youths

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Khaleesi4lyf(f): 10:40am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
is everything alright sweetie?
I should be asking you Baba ibeji tongue

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:47am On Aug 11, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
I should be asking you Baba ibeji tongue
leave that thing babe

I just wanna.......

U know

Virgins are rare

But i know she's playing with me.
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Nobody: 10:50am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i'm not in the mood for insult for now pls

Just zoom off

Pls
continue lying. Lying is good for your health. cheesy

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 10:53am On Aug 11, 2022
Beebah2000:
continue lying. Lying is good for your health. cheesy
cc: joyousfunitire

Come and hold ur baby

Warn her b4 i start my own
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Khaleesi4lyf(f): 10:56am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
leave that thing babe

I just wanna.......

U know

Virgins are rare

But i know she's playing with me.
she might not. The fact she's a virgin
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Nobody: 10:59am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
cc: joyousfunitire

Come and hold ur baby

Warn her b4 i start my own
No start wetin u no go fit finish ooo. tongue
Silent Groper no go fit save u ooo. tongue

E seems like say today na Happy Lying Day. cheesy
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 11:05am On Aug 11, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
she might not. The fact she's a virgin
u mean she might not be pregnant abi?
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Khaleesi4lyf(f): 11:09am On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
u mean she might not be pregnant abi?
I meant she might not be telling lies about the pregnancy
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 11:11am On Aug 11, 2022
Beebah2000:
No start wetin u no go fit finish ooo. tongue
Silent Groper no go fit save u ooo. tongue

E seems like say today na Happy Lying Day. cheesy
mess1, victorUSA, come nd bear me witness

as i dey tell her to withdraw from what she cant finish, she wont hear.

if i start my own, dont tell me to stop.

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