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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by obedience4(m): 12:00pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
leave that thing babe

I just wanna.......

U know

Virgins are rare

But i know she's playing with me.

Mark my words ..
I declare that she will be pregnant with two bouncing baby boys, go and start to prepare your self..
Elisha and Elijah will be a good name for both..

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MrLankeeee(m): 12:01pm On Aug 11, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


No offence but
You no fit get sense again
The suffer wey Nigerian dey never tire you?

Shey na Jagaban make u dey suffer?
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 12:01pm On Aug 11, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
why
i'm drunk now
I will tell you when i'm clear
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Olat4421: 12:02pm On Aug 11, 2022
Wen u dey knack her u don't know sey he fit end up in pregnancy
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 12:03pm On Aug 11, 2022
obedience4:


Mark my words ..
I declare that she will be pregnant with two bouncing baby boys, go and start to prepare your self..
Elisha and Elijah will be a good name for both..
back to sender
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by onunwa21(m): 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:


Why are you Obidients very insultive.
Na wetin go pursue people from voting OBI
After graduation, no work!! ASUU on strike!! High cost of living!!! Insecurity!! U re asking why a Nigerian begin "very insultive""
Haba, oga!! Do u enjoy suffering

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by obedience4(m): 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
back to sender


Don't worry, I will still remind you grin.. Just go and prepare yourself..

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by AKWATGOLD1(m): 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2022
Are you scared.
You can pull her leg back by telling her that you accepted the ownership of the pregnancy but she stay put in her parent house while you give her upkeeps till she give birth to know the child will resemble.
EmiDon11:
My girlfriend went to a clinic for pregnancy check up yesterday.

I was serious praying for God to do me just one wish.

But when she came back, smile was all over her face.

I asked her, whats the outcome of the test?

What she said to me is "congratulation"

I said for what?

She told me she is preg**nt.

I didn't ask her for the test result papers or what ever they call it, bcoz i dont know how to check it.

I was just staring her in shock but she keeps on smiling and laughing.

She went home after i didnt ulter a word to her.

Something told me in my mind that she just wanna play mind games with me.

Bcoz it cant be.

I dont know how to get her to tell me the truth, cuz she behaves somehow atimes.

So pls how can you tell, when u see the result paper?

Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
Front page things cheesy u go hear am today grin
oh God!!!
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by BigDaddymusic: 12:05pm On Aug 11, 2022
GOD over all !
DaddyFreeze2020:
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying support for Tinubu, you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman join the winning team. Jagaban for 2023 grin
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by bekpo(m): 12:06pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

U have no intention of marrying d girl but u have all d intention 2 deflowered her n continue sleeping with her? U r a destiny destroyer, God will certainly destroy u before u destroy her. U will certainly reap what u sow! Idiot.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 12:08pm On Aug 11, 2022
MrLankeeee:


Shey na Jagaban make u dey suffer?

Which time i tell you say i dey suffer SMH
You can’t be a tinubu supporter and not sound like an illiterate
Agbado and cassava is your soul mate

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Jakama90(m): 12:10pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin
You don't have intention of marrying her but you have intention to dis-virgin her?. Please do the needful if she is serious.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by airsaylongcome: 12:13pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i will keep dem indoors

Our sons will come and fûčk them inside that your indoors

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by mbahdi(m): 12:14pm On Aug 11, 2022
You can tell by we helping you to say congratulations soon to become dad
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by OgideAgu: 12:19pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
My girlfriend went to a clinic for pregnancy check up yesterday.

I was serious praying for God to do me just one wish.

But when she came back, smile was all over her face.

I asked her, whats the outcome of the test?

What she said to me is "congratulation"

I said for what?

She told me she is preg**nt.

I didn't ask her for the test result papers or what ever they call it, bcoz i dont know how to check it.

I was just staring her in shock but she keeps on smiling and laughing.

She went home after i didnt ulter a word to her.

Something told me in my mind that she just wanna play mind games with me.

Bcoz it cant be.

I dont know how to get her to tell me the truth, cuz she behaves somehow atimes.

So pls how can you tell, when u see the result paper?

Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.




Tell her u want to start making arrangements for the baby.... She will come clean
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Nobody: 12:21pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

Goat, I mean the lower animal one. Ewu, akuya, eran oko.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 12:21pm On Aug 11, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
she might not. The fact she's a virgin
u mean she might not be pregnant abi?
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 12:23pm On Aug 11, 2022
Beebah2000:
No start wetin u no go fit finish ooo. tongue
Silent Groper no go fit save u ooo. tongue

E seems like say today na Happy Lying Day. cheesy
mess1, victorUSA, come nd bear me witness

as i dey tell her to withdraw from what she cant finish, she wont hear.

if i start my own, dont tell me to stop.
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Konjiboii: 12:26pm On Aug 11, 2022
How won't you know how to read pregnancy result, you fit rush come nairaland is post but you no fit use Google abi
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by thuxzwda1: 12:29pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin


grin�
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by themanderon: 12:30pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

You met her a virgin, spoiled her and now you want to dump her for whom it may concern and tomorrow you will be looking for a virgin to marry Aren't you a wicked fellow?

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by ike007(m): 12:34pm On Aug 11, 2022
Wait o...you Fvcked her without condom right..

You came inside of her... because your pull out game is weak Abi....

What were you expecting...money??

Abeg. daddy oyoyo

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MonogramMaster(m): 12:35pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.

Lol
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by atinga1: 12:38pm On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:


Why are you Obidients very insultive.
Na wetin go pursue people from voting OBI
If you truly want to vote Peter Obi, you'll vote for him. He has never uttered a word of insult against anyone.
So, stop using that tack, it won't work. If you're obidient, you're obidient.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by FlippersCare123(m): 12:50pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
My girlfriend went to a clinic for pregnancy check up yesterday.

I was serious praying for God to do me just one wish.

But when she came back, smile was all over her face.

I asked her, whats the outcome of the test?

What she said to me is "congratulation"

I said for what?

She told me she is preg**nt.

I didn't ask her for the test result papers or what ever they call it, bcoz i dont know how to check it.

I was just staring her in shock but she keeps on smiling and laughing.

She went home after i didnt ulter a word to her.

Something told me in my mind that she just wanna play mind games with me.

Bcoz it cant be.

I dont know how to get her to tell me the truth, cuz she behaves somehow atimes.

So pls how can you tell, when u see the result paper?

Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.
it's ain't ya"fault the mod are to be blame, there're many worthy content outta there to bring to front page
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 12:55pm On Aug 11, 2022
FlippersCare123:
it's ain't ya"fault the mod are to be blame, there're many worthy content outta there to bring to front page
why would they push this to frontpage?

Did i summon them?

I created a thread the other time asking for a better place to start my business, they didnt push that one to frontpage despite all the summon's i summoned them.

This thesame thing they did to HenryDion which made him deactivate.
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by FlippersCare123(m): 1:05pm On Aug 11, 2022
[quote author=EmiDon11 post=115597365]why would they push this to frontpage?

Did i summon them?

I created a thread the other time asking for a better place to start my business, they didnt push that one to frontpage despite all the summon's i summoned them.

This thesame thing they did to HenryDion which made him deactivate.[/quotelol
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by OBTOREPA(m): 1:12pm On Aug 11, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
Make I book space fess I'll be back
Are you new here, bcus I'm interested in you. Please give me your digit no.
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Awesomeking: 1:13pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin
why are you now dating her? It's so unfair how many men think.. Virginity wey her future husband go value.. U collect am and u no wan marry her

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 1:16pm On Aug 11, 2022
Awesomeking:
why are you now dating her? It's so unfair how many men think.. Virginity wey her future husband go value.. U collect am and u no wan marry her
u know who go collect my wife own?

Abi u no want make i test a virginity?

See guy, no provoke me o
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 1:18pm On Aug 11, 2022
OBTOREPA:

Are you new here, bcus I'm interested in you. Please give me your digit no.
u no go face ur front baa

Wetin carry u go her profile?

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