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How To Know You’re Actually Beautiful by Nobody: 12:38pm On Aug 13, 2022 |
If you are a man or woman, forget all the compliments people give to you it doesn’t mean anything really. The real way to know people think you’re drop dead gorgeous either male or female is when you go two days without anyone seeing you and everyone starts saying they have been looking for you or wondering why that haven’t seen your face, and literally all you did was not being seen for exactly two days only. If this happens repeatedly everywhere you go, just know you’re drop dead gorgeous and people love seeing that your pretty gorgeous face. People don’t give a fvck about each other, but the second everyone you ever meet starts having a mental breakdown for not seeing you for only two days, my dear you’re part of the 5 percent most attractive people on earth. |
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