1.In my country, searching for job is also a job on it own
2.Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome in the world,
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break up and see how ugly the idiot is
3.Secure the bag! Secure the bag! Now you don secure the bag na dustbin full am
4.Even if God decide to call us to heaven through phone, some girls will still be like"How do you get my number?"
5.She invited you to her father burial you now come with condom, what for my brother?
6.Becus i no get money, dem mess for crowd. You dey insult me
7.I never know am a tailor until i check my girlfriend contact list
8.Each time i walk pass a beautiful girl without looking her ass, my mind tell me i'm sick
9.Sister we only ask to date you, why u con dey bill me as if am your parent
10.Please and please, to avoid embarassment, never watch"Cowbell maths quiz competition" with your parent
11.Don't kill yourself becus you've not get there, one day we will also scatch our yansh with our car key

12.August will tell us whether it want to be a month or a fridge
13.You are poor, you still dey tell tailor to put pocket for your clothe, wetin u wan put there?
14.Me:I love you
Her:I Love you too
Na lie o, one want s*x and the other want money
15.When told to fight fire for fire always remember the fire department uses water
16.Jesus turn water to wine, i turn beans to akara. Don't be lazy find something to turn
17.Baby take me out! Take me out! Now dem carry you go forest. You dey complain
18."I'm fun to be with" don dey bill me o
what kind of fun be that?
19.Amaka na love and attention you ask me o, where i wan see 50k for hair
20.Chairman of stingy men association has died, members no gree contribute money to buy cuffin
21.You have ten clothes, 8 is adieu papa , adieu mama. So if people no die u no go wear clothe
22.I dey eat for one burial lastweek, i fainted when one woman come ask me"Oga which part of the body of the corps dem give you?"
23.Soldeir slap Nepa, Nepa go disconnect ligh for barack

You for all this for skit . Then the urgent 2k and billing naija ladies part of the joke use POS as the new way of billing . Like some of them now move around with POS, since we re now in cashless policy society
Use NEPA boys as the NEPA that soldiers beat and u the soldier
E go funny die

zolajpower:

You for all this for skit . Then the urgent 2k and billing naija ladies part of the joke use POS as the new way of billing . Like some of them now move around with POS, since we re now in cashless policy society
Use NEPA boys as the NEPA that soldiers beat and u the soldier
E go funny die

chai! See skit

Them named you fortune you come facebook turned am to mhizfortune, so you think say God no dey hear english

Respect your dad and mum, they are your cousins

Lmaooo

E choke

I dey tell you o

Shaking my head

Hmmmmm

Lmaoooooo

Lolzzz

Chai!