iamyemiakins:
Nairaland feminists starved of dick after checking this thread

Siofra and JennyClay na vibrator the keep them company.

Them no fit get boyfriend

DenreleDave:



[s]EMI eru obodo

Now you see what you have in your head.. Negative things.... Don't be pessimistic at all times....

Stop giving another meaning to things......


. Dont you like eating cucumber?[/s]

Gb'enu osi s'oun! Radarada!

Don't patronize me.

mariahAngel:


Gb'enu osi s'oun! Radarada!

Don't patronize me.

. Soro na...
Iwo lo ro irokuro..

U na blaming me

Koda bayi oo

Sha don’t allow our Naija babes get hold of it cause if they do, ómò

DenreleDave:



Make MariahAngel / Mariangeles no catch this cucumber sha

She dey service cucumber?,,,

BeanmanX:
She dey service cucumber?,,,

MariahAngel / Mariangeles only eats cucumber....... pls............

lekkicctv:
From Cucumber to Trichosanthes Cucumerina?

Is a lied
This is Snake tomatoes

Designed for Naija and African engines like this..

Please don't let some genda people lay hold of it oh

Mariahangel

I first think say na...
Sha I nor dey chop cucumbers wey dey girls house IYKYK

That cucumber is a womb revolver......

Agreed

Genetically modified seeds. Consume this chemical Laden cucumber at the risk of dilapidating serious sickness

U r promoting vuwalence

Kosoco:
Naira Land girl will rush to this thread will full force of Centrifugal.

I want

Long indeed

Ladies favourite

This people not really serious.

ah donbelievit

At first I thought it was Ebola. Hmm

Omo

Kosoco:
Naira Land girls will rush to this thread with full force of Centrifugal.

They came here for the same reason you did.

mariahAngel:


Denrele, are you OK?
When did that rubbish start?
Have you ever known me to be that much of a joker on here, much less to stoop to that level? Ki lo wa fa osi?
No try that nonsense with me o!
Eru o ba e sa!

You know my pattern too well, so you either relate with me accordingly or you back off!

I don't delight in vulgar conversations. It has never been my style!

I don't roll like that.
I joke a lot, but not to that level.

A o ni di oloriburuku o!
May we not be unfortunate.

Swear say you never delight for vulgar conversation before.

May we not be unfortunate.

Macsjebs:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.guinnessworldrecords.com/amp/news/2022/8/worlds-longest-cucumber-record-broken-by-polish-grower-714400

Omox100000!!! Check out this cucumber (cucumis sativus) which holds the Guinness World Record Title for Longest in the world.

Anyone come across a longer one here in Nigeria?

Watch video:
www.youtube.com/shorts/McZqKYlmzhM

So we’ve been eaten child abuse cucumber in Nigeria chai

Ishilove:

They came here for the same reason you did.

one spotted who will elp to count.

Jemex003:



So we’ve been eaten child abuse cucumber in Nigeria chai

The way Asiwaju ate your future

Ishilove:

They came here for the same reason you did.

that leaked video scandal has forever changed the way any Nigerian on SM reacts to cucumbers

the poor woman's sextoy