Lmao.

DDG can point to his achievements in Utd colors, what will Henderson point to?

Illimitable:
Haaland has 2 PL hat tricks already.

The same number of hat tricks as Bale, Mane, Hazard and Heung-Min Son.

It only took Haaland 5 PL games to achieve what took 9 seasons for the aforementioned to achieve.

Release Clause has shamed many Man Utd fans.

Imagine Ronaldo went to City.

Now, Man’s here trying to prove to United fans why he should start ahead of Martial and Rashford.

Sometimes, this “looking for a challenge” and “respect Sir Alex” thing is not worth it sha

City wanted to sign Sanchez. We did long throat and highjacked the deal only for them to get a younger and better Mahrez few months later.

They tried signing Ronaldo but as usual long throat FC used passion and DNA to highjack him. Now they have Haaland.

We are such a poorly run club and nothing vexes me more

Lana1:
City wanted to sign Sanchez. We did long throat and highjacked the deal only for them to get a younger and better Mahrez few months later.

They tried signing Ronaldo but as usual long throat FC used passion and DNA to highjack him. Now they have Haaland.

We are such a poorly run club and nothing vexes me more

If we didn't have the disaster of a season we had last season we probably could have competed with City for his signature this summer. We'd have offered crazy amount of money in wages.

TeslaFC:


Imagine Ronaldo went to City.

Now, Man’s here trying to prove to United fans why he should start ahead of Martial and Rashford.

Sometimes, this “looking for a challenge” and “respect Sir Alex” thing is not worth it sha

His situation would be worse cuz he'd be competing with Haaland for the starting spot.

With the way we played last season, struggling to control the game and create very nice chances, Haaland may have struggled. Our strikers have been feeding from scraps compared to what strikers enjoy at City

ChristoBam:

His situation would be worse cuz he'd be competing with Haaland for the starting spot.

No, Haaland joined this season. Ronaldo’s transfer was last season.

He would have had a whole year to rack up goals before any potential arrival of Haaland.

eph12:
With the way we played last season, struggling to control the game and create very nice chances, Haaland may have struggled. Our strikers have been feeding from scraps compared to what strikers enjoy at City

With first-team midfielders that don’t have a good first-touch. Some things amaze me at this club.

Just look at the way Bernado Silva carries the ball at Man City. Nobody in Manchester United is on that level, bar Mata.

TeslaFC:


Imagine Ronaldo went to City.

Now, Man’s here trying to prove to United fans why he should start ahead of Martial and Rashford.

Sometimes, this “looking for a challenge” and “respect Sir Alex” thing is not worth it sha

Ronaldo with harmful decisions. Na him do himself. Stupid challenges. See messi na. Kai. Ororo you do this one

eph12:
With the way we played last season, struggling to control the game and create very nice chances, Haaland may have struggled. Our strikers have been feeding from scraps compared to what strikers enjoy at City

Which begs the question of why we still parade McFred in this team in late 2022. They have added nothing to the team in 6 years and they are still here

odizeey:


Ronaldo with harmful decisions. Na him do himself. Stupid challenges. See messi na. Kai. Ororo you do this one

Honestly, in hindsight, it was a wrong decision.

But I remember how he was dragged when news broke that he might join City.

Man was dragged across every major social media platform. Was called a snake and whatnot. Even here on Nairaland.

Let's not forget guys like Phil Jones. He has survived SAF, Moyes, LVG, Mourinho and Ole. 5 managers.
How is he still a United player earning 4.5m per year for doing nothing?

We just buy rubbish players and never sell. Pretty much explains why net spend is up to a billion. Rubbish club

Watching Bernado Silva today and remembering McFred was just so annoying, even Bruno is not excused tbvh.

Then there’s Foden.

ETH has work to do sha, hope he succeeds. Can’t take another round of this sh!t club.

TeslaFC:


No, Haaland joined this season. Ronaldo’s transfer was last season.

He would have had a whole year to rack up goals before any potential arrival of Haaland.

Thought we were talking about this season. Cuz they'd buy Haaland and he'd be looking to move.

TeslaFC:


With first-team midfielders that don’t have a good first-touch. Some things amaze me at this club.

Just look at the way Bernado Silva carries the ball at Man City. Nobody in Manchester United is on that level, bar Mata.

Lana1:
Which begs the question of why we still parade McFred in this team in late 2022. They have added nothing to the team in 6 years and they are still here

We only managed to get a DM this season, and we almost wouldn't have if not that casemiro became available all of a sudden plus the back to back loss we had.

I was really hoping we'll get a CM to partner casemiro in the midfield. Someone that's very comfortable on the ball and with very good work rate. It's much tougher to win anything in England now

eph12:
With the way we played last season, struggling to control the game and create very nice chances, Haaland may have struggled. Our strikers have been feeding from scraps compared to what strikers enjoy at City

And we'd be watching him bang in goals in City cuz they'd have triggered his release clause this summer.
And we'll then talk about the shame and disgrace and how we shouldn't have done any deal with a release clause.

TeslaFC:


With first-team midfielders that don’t have a good first-touch. Some things amaze me at this club.

Just look at the way Bernado Silva carries the ball at Man City. Nobody in Manchester United is on that level, bar Mata.

I don't think Mata has been at that level in years.

Lana1:
Let's not forget guys like Phil Jones. He has survived SAF, Moyes, LVG, Mourinho and Ole. 5 managers.
How is he still a United player earning 4.5m per year for doing nothing?

We just buy rubbish players and never sell. Pretty much explains why net spend is up to a billion. Rubbish club

Those idiots will rather allow a player that's hardly used in the team run down their contracts than sell them. They're most likely going to renew the contract sef. Very poorly run club

ChristoBam:

And we'd be watching him bang in goals in City cuz they'd have triggered his release clause this summer.
And we'll then talk about the shame and disgrace and how we shouldn't have done any deal with a release clause.

ETH may have been able to convince him to stay and looking at how ETH team has set up, he may well likely stay

eph12:


We only managed to get a DM this season, and we almost wouldn't have if not that casemiro became available all of a sudden plus the back to back loss we had.

I was really hoping we'll get a CM to partner casemiro in the midfield. Someone that's very comfortable on the ball and with very good work rate. It's much tougher to win anything in England now

ETH might use Eriksen & Casemiro as his base midfielders, with Bruno upfront.

Sancho on the left, Antony on the right. Ronaldo or Martial upfront.

Or use Bruno as a False Nine, with a midfield trio of Fred, Eriksen, and Casemiro.

All them underperformers should be locked to the benched and shipped out as soon as possible.

Competition in the league is getting extremely tough. Even Arsenal dey put body

Make we sef get 2 starting eleven like man city for easy rotation.

ChristoBam:

I don't think Mata has been at that level in years.

Nah, he still has it. It’s just age having the better of him.

Watched some of his matches last season, his ball-control was so beautiful, like a magician.

Somehow, he always managed to glue the ball to his feet even when under pressure.

McFred don’t need pressure to loose the ball. They pressure themselves, as per self-pressure.

Na Nottingham cause all these things

If Mancity lose the next match... Boys go calm down.

No be Manu fans again??

Arsenal are beginning to play football with an intensity akin to that of Liverpool and Manchester City...If Arsenal go ahead and do good business in January (a DM and a winger) they will definitely make top 4 and if they follow it up with astute buys next summer, it won't be long before they start challenging Liverpool and City...

We need to step up big time. I want to see us play with such intensity...After Villa equalized, Arsenal stepped up the gear and got the much needed second goal...I don't even want to talk about how they almost effortlessly create goal scoring chances...

We need to win tomorrow and hope that the new guys will be ready for Arsenal on Sunday...A win tomorrow abd a win on Sunday will be a big boost going forward...

Nezzjnr:
Na Nottingham cause all these things

If Mancity lose the next match... Boys go calm down.

No be Manu fans again??

If only useless Palace didn't capitulate...

Haaland would have regretted coming to United.... that's a fact. He won't score shishi goal while with us.

We are quick at expecting miracle to happen at the Club. Give CR7 to Man City and watch him win next Balon D'Or.

No ambitious Player will like to play with a midfield combo of McFred and Bruno. We are lucky to even get good players this Window.

Lindelof is a better substitute for Varane when he’s injured than Maguire is.

It’s good he’s back from injury.

Anything to stop slabhead from playing keeps me happy.

Lindelof is definitely higher in ETH’s pecking order than Maguire is. He’s actually the type of defender EtH prefers. Might even get the nod ahead of Varane.

Lindelof/Varane - Butcher combo is it.

And can someone else deputize for Malacia apart from Shaw?

Too late for that. Hope Shaw is a good deputy. That guy is useless

patrickmuf:
Arsenal are beginning to play football at an intensity akin to that of Liverpool and Manchester City...If Arsenal go ahead and do good business in January (a DM and a winger) they will definitely make top 4 and if they follow it up with astute buys next summer, it won't be long before they start challenging Liverpool and City...

We need to step up big time. I want to see us play with such intensity...After Villa equalized, Arsenal stepped up the gear and got the much needed second goal...I don't even want to talk about how they almost effortlessly create goal scoring chances...

We need to win tomorrow and hope that the new guys will be ready for Arsenal on Sunday...A win tomorrow abd a win on Sunday will be a big boost going forward...

Arsenal has been playing well since last season. They strengthened in the summer and that’s why they’re too right now.

Our match with them on Sunday will be interesting

Bruno F. needs to get his act together soon. He’s been shit since February.

patrickmuf:
If only useless Palace didn't capitulate...

Palace weren't strong enough to hold on

TeslaFC:


Nah, he still has it. It’s just age having the better of him.

Watched some of his matches last season, his ball-control was so beautiful, like a magician.

Somehow, he always managed to glue the ball to his feet even when under pressure.

McFred don’t need pressure to loose the ball. They pressure themselves, as per self-pressure.