So this was like 6 years ago, we were all young adults.
I went to my guy's place just to hang out with the guys and note that this my guy is a chronic womaniser,who brings different girls home every night.
I liked going there because there are always other guys there so there's never a dull moment.
So this night ,he brought this busty girl home and they went straight to his bedroom for business.
Not up to 5 mins na so we begin hear loud moaning,very loud!Oohhh ahhh,haha,uhhhh...
We were four in the sitting room and the sound don dey excite men so one guy came up with the idea for us to go and peep through the door.
We all went but we couldn't see much because we were four and the hole in the door was too small plus they put off the lights and left just the TV on.
So one of the guys because he lived there suggested we climb the ceiling and peep through the holes of the ceiling fan as it was larger and got more coverage.
So we went through the manhole in the guest toilet ceiling and made towards his room.Four guys thumping on the ceiling and scrambling for spots
The girl heard the thumping and asked what that was..our guy say na rats but e don already decode say na we.
Omo the kind acrobatics I see that day ehn,na so the girl dey squirt anyhow and na raw
So when they were almost done, we decided to leave as it got boring but for one guy that stayed.
So I was the third to climb down from the ceiling and so I turned off the guest toilet lights by intuition that made the fourth guy up to lose his bearings coming down ,which made his descent very hard as this was very late at night and everywhere was very dark.
Na so my guy looking for the exit strayed into the next apartment that had some young couple and kids in it ,strayed into their parents bedroom while they were inside about retiring for the night and bursted their ceiling with his leg with their bedroom lights on and the leg got stuck,dangling down their ceiling and he was trying to remove it to no avail
Come see as the woman in the other apartment dey shout,thief ooo thief ooo,the husband dey tell am to bring me cutlass make i cut the leg
As the guy hear am e forcefully Jack up the leg and made a big hole in their ceiling and jump back into our apartment and ran to one of the rooms,e come dey explain wetin Happen dey try to clean the ceiling dust from his body knowing that the neighbours will come knocking any minute ,so as to wipe off the evidence.
This was on the 2nd floor of a 2 storey building btw..
So we devised a plan quickly and when the neighbour came ,we threw one brick infront of our guy's house downstairs so that it made a thump sound like someone jumped and began to shout...E don jump, e don jump...
The mugu carry matchet dey run round house while we pretended to aid in the search .
Na when e don run round house finish weh e come back to his senses come dey ask of the other guy,say e no see am throughout the incident ,say where em dey?dey ask seriously.
So the guy finally came out after cleaning his body and the guy was accusing him and him dey deny,we come dey open eye for the guy so e finally left,
He took it serious because he thought our guy wanted to come loot his apartment or something
Na for morning weh the wife come meet us say e be like na that sound weh the girl be dey make, make us climb ceiling and we all laughed about it,the husband later came and it was all laughter...
Funny younger years haha,
Share your funny experiences if you've got them.
Just for fun.

WTF this is more like a stupid experience, nothing funny about it.

Waiting for lies like....

Boring as Heaven.

Oga your story too long .....
Be Concise

nlder and their bad mouths .

the story is funny though.

Why can't that man just bring the cutlass quietly

To cut the long story short

it's funny Sha!at least to encourage him to do better next time,joke no dey too long

fati2001:
Boring as Heaven.

Lies, heaven knows u laughed ur ass out..

Exxxgeee:
Lies, heaven knows u laughed ur ass out..

Boring as Heaven.. This is not a joke that can crack me up.
I refused to finish the story .

Omo. God save unah

Hmmm

Funny experience shaa

Hahahaa a nigga for lose him leg for porn sake

Lols my own be say, back in the days, I mean 90's we were little then, my parents don comot na only my siblings and house maid remain, we come decide say we go do hide and seek, me I be last born and I dey small, as everyone don go hide, our maid carry me come hide me inside empty drum,( you know all those blue drums wey we dey fetch water put inside na,) I come dey there dey happy say I follow them dey play because they no dey allow me play based on say I be last born, omo I dey inside there as small as I was dey smile, I no know when they finish the game, I still dey there pass afternoon, reach night. Na for night wet my papa come back come dey ask of me, na him everybody begin find me, las las they come see me inside empty drum, wetin my mama flog that maid that day ehhn, no be here

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Candora:
Here to read comments.

One who is open in honest and frankness

AfroKnight, do you have any experience to share? Bluezy13, you nko?

Lilvicky68, I hope you see this whenever you come online. I'd still like to read your own funny experience sha if you have any, whenever.

Lol funny

Some people dey this life sha

Lmao!!!

Lol. This is so funny

fati2001:

Boring as Heaven.. This is not a joke that can crack me up. I refused to finish the story .

Another lie...

Aswear, you got me laughing

Lol
The shocking revelation is that your neighbors or perhaps your friend neighbors you referred to in this post are also on nairaland.

If this post ever grace front-page then forget it they already know

nightfox01:
Waiting for lies like....

lies you say?



Lemme tell u something.
While playing chess with a known novice. I actually underestimated him from the start. That was my undoing as he went on to win the game.
You don't underestimate some people stupidity. Imagine climbing a ceiling to see what exactly?
I would excuse young teenagers for that but not adults

Rexymania:
Aswear, you got me laughing

WARNING: Don't try this at home!
Me and my siblings decided to prank Momsy.
As the subject of the prank, I was hidden behind the children's room door and right their on the bed was a sleeping dummy - My shirt was stuffed up and tuck into my trousers(also stuffed).
They also stuffed my socks and put on my sandal as the legs, wear fez-cap on a football with nose-mask as the head!
Then someone called my Mom from sitting room to come and see!
*God knows we only planned this for Mom alone but Dad tag along*
Dad's reaction as he head for his room, "If you don't get up right away I am bringing out my koboko!"
Mom's motherly reaction, "Mo gbe!" As she hurriedly pickup only to realized it was a dummy!
We were all still laughing when Koboko dropped on my head... The rest is history.

bukky1994:
Lols my own be say, back in the days, I mean 90's we were little then, my parents don comot na only my siblings and house maid remain, we come decide say we go do hide and seek, me I be last born and I dey small, as everyone don go hide, our maid carry me come hide me inside empty drum,( you know all those blue drums wey we dey fetch water put inside na,) I come dey there dey happy say I follow them dey play because they no dey allow me play based on say I be last born, omo I dey inside there as small as I was dey smile, I no know when they finish the game, I still dey there pass afternoon, reach night. Na for night wet my papa come back come dey ask of me, na him everybody begin find me, las las they come see me inside empty drum, wetin my mama flog that maid that day ehhn, no be here

haaa..... 1000;ways to die

Ay04z:
haaa..... 1000;ways to die

lols

I can relate. I was sitting outside the front of my room with a friend's sister, gisting. Then my female neighbor came back from her outing, greeted us, and went into her room. So 5mins later, two boys also my neighbors came out of their rooms and asked us if we saw who came back. These guys are the notorious peep masters. They can peep at you without you realizing you're being watched. They are so good that the girls do even suspect them. So I pointed to the room and these guys started heading towards the back where the window was located. The babe, I was talking with now asked me what those guys were up to. I just told her "no good". Like after a while, I heard the lady, my neighbor scream and suddenly, the two boys ran out to the front from the opposite direction. One ran outside, the other ran to his room opposite mine. The lady came out and asked us if we saw anybody outside just now and we said no. She told us that she was been peeped at while walking all the place looking. The peeper that ran outside then came back and asked her what happened. She now left us and followed the guy, explaining what happened. My friend's sister now started laughing, that how is she going to catch the person now that the person responsible has inserted himself inside her investigation. They were just walking and asking other people if they saw anybody running. I just told the babe, "dem dey catch ghost".

Wotoporiously speaking

Omo you don make me remember somethings lol

Funny story