BlaqFaze:
Lewandowski equalled Hazard all time Laliga goals in just 3 matches...


Lewandowski now has 8 goals in 5 games while Hazard has 4 goals in 4 years

BlaqFaze:
The way the matter dey go sef... Madrid bench nor go contain Hazard again...e go dey work from home

BlaqFaze:
Hazard will soon start working from home

raumdeuter:


Farmers league players like Hazard and Coutinho cannot cope in a real league

Jodera:
Remote control work

BlaqFaze:
If na me be Hazard i go apply for change of position...make i kuku be CB

BlaqFaze:
The way the matter dey go sef... Madrid bench nor go contain Hazard again...e go dey work from home

Jodera:


You can imagine

airmark:


Thats why i want hazard to leave epl and go to la liga, he will easily survive there chewing gums and banging in goals like neymar, ronaldo, messi, bale and co.

raumdeuter:


Hazard go dey join team training through zoom and webex

BlaqFaze:
Make he dey house dey guard ball from him wife and children according popiziano

Trevor012:

Another One

afrodoc2:

Chewing gum and banging in goals.

E easy? Na him type?

Jodera:
Air.mark said hazard will "survive by just chewing gum" and banging goals like olosho.

Now person wey we think say go say, la Liga defenders don kill am with injury and dem say make wey no talk??

A whole hazard weh dem talk say him go survive oo

raumdeuter:


Rudiger and Alaba wey be CB sef don score this season

afrodoc2:



That gum will come in handy every time he has to gum his yansh to the bench.

But i have to correct that statement. Instead of chewing gum and banging goals what he really meant was chewing gum and carrying boot.

BlaqFaze:
or chewing gum while attending team meetings via zoom

afrodoc2:



That gum will come in handy every time he has to gum his yansh to the bench.

But i have to correct that statement. Instead of chewing gum and banging goals what he really meant was chewing gum and carrying boot.

afrodoc2:



He has to carry Vinicius and Rodrygo's boots. I don't think he can work from home.

afrodoc2:



He has to carry Vinicius and Rodrygo's boots . I don't think he can work from home.

BlaqFaze:
Alaba last season....2 goals
Hazard....0 goals.

Alaba this season....1 goal and counting
Rudiger this season....1 goal and counting
Hazard this season....0 goals

BlaqFaze:
Do you think he's worthy?

raumdeuter:

He might get injured carrying those boots

raumdeuter:


He might get injured carrying those boots

raumdeuter:


Farmers league players like Hazard and Coutinho cannot cope in a real league

popizaino:
For izzou who is looking for a closing remarks on Hazard from me,this is what i have to say;


It is unfortunate that Hazard career at real Madrid turned out this way,nobody would have guessed right that he was going to be hit by injury and at the same time nobody ever thought he wouldn't show the same commitment to the game as he showed while at Chelsea. But watching him at Chelsea and calling him a player not meant for serious team or a player who can only thrive in small teams reeks of lack of deeper football knowledge and those parroting that false/stupid narratives deserve a lifetime in Akwuzu cell supervised by CP John Nwafor while having Peter Obi as the Governor. Sorry i digress. At his peak he was the closest thing to messi and Ronaldo and not your Liverpool Suares or any version of your Neymar,his sojourn to the Spanish capital does not take anything from the fact that on his day,he is up there with the very best. All in all,i will welcome him with open arms should he decide to return to Stamford bridge in the near future on the promise of showing hunger for the game that which he is lacking right now.

raumdeuter:


Dont forget that injury from Munier about 3yrs ago.

Imagine make airmark dey troll Rudiger wey dey start game while churning out excuses for Hidden Hazard for the past 4 seasons

Jodera:
Remote control work

afrodoc2:


He is safe as long nobody leaves burger inside any of the boots.

There is a reason they call him Burger King.