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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by goshikid: 8:27pm On Sep 24, 2022
IceDune:


Why do I have a feeling you're talking about yourself when you said "some people" cheesy
Nah... My prick and your story no be mate embarassed
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:43pm On Sep 24, 2022
goshikid:
Nah... My prick and your story no be mate embarassed
Okay o. Well, that wasn't the intention behind the story
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by kelspinall(m): 9:02pm On Sep 24, 2022
[quote author=Sheistoopretty post=116979575]


You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? undecided undecided undecided undecided Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...



you must be new to nl thats why you keep on jumping into threads and spilling thrash..
she was the one that asked whether she could come over,immediately she's in, she already went and searched for food to eat first.next was sex,put yaself in his shoes,that the sex was mindblowing and crazy doesnt mean they're lovers..madam na business level dem still dey..love is earn and built not just on a first time sex but through convos,trust and many more..

small good knacking that made her cum and now she's calling love
naso una de take enta relationship..mf

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Aaaaarghmed(m): 9:17pm On Sep 24, 2022
IceDune:


I'm not careless to have sex with a stranger without protection. As for being straightforward, we never discussed relationship nor did I mention to her that I was looking for one. She was the one that got flirty at the lounge, she was the one the asked to come to my house. I forgot to mention that she came with extra cloth for work the next day, so this wasn't random on her part. It was premeditated.
As for coming to hurt me, the people she will come with to hurt me will turn on her once they see it's me. Also I did nothing wrong of which her conscience will tell her.
you get time to dey reply sef

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 9:22pm On Sep 24, 2022
[quote author=kelspinall post=116982168][/quote]

Na me make mistake dey reply her

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Rickmann: 9:33pm On Sep 24, 2022
Mhykel217:
Dem dun call her for business grin

You get the point now grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:54pm On Sep 24, 2022
Rickmann:


You get the point now grin

As in eh
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Streetmovement(m): 10:56pm On Sep 24, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

I can never love a LovePeddler, I just Bleep and she leaves.

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by gaby(m): 11:22pm On Sep 24, 2022
You gave the babe organism...you try oh..

I enjoyed your gist sha

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by techgen(m): 1:41am On Sep 25, 2022
The story choke oh... Player nor dey fall in love, but them nor dey discharge carelessly.

#know this and know peace.

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by techgen(m): 1:44am On Sep 25, 2022
But Op, why your first girl serve you breakfast... Even with all this quality. grin

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by DanieleLorenzo: 3:22am On Sep 25, 2022
MET ON A WEDNESDAY
WED ON A THURSDAY
DEAD ON A FRIDAY
undecided undecided

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Nobody: 4:37am On Sep 25, 2022
Sheistoopretty:



You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? undecided undecided undecided undecided Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!
The girl didn't worth to keep as a girl friend. Instead of gradually build love, rather she is forcing the guy to love her.

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by rowland545(m): 7:26am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
Throughout that day, she kept chatting me at work, calling and then she started sending love emoji at the end of her sentence then when she noticed I wasn't s reciprocating, she asked if I love her. Being the kind of person I am, I wouldn't lie, I told her no nah that it's too early. This babe pick offense o, how she has fallen in love with me and I'm not feeling the same way, before I know it she told me not to chat her or call her again. She went ahead and blocked me o.
I was shocked!!! Like I just met this girl yesterday o. We met on 27th, bleeped and on the 28th you're professing love. The knacking was out of this world but I no fit deceive myself and say I love you just because of knack.
I need to add that the only money I gave her in the morning was 1k for bike.
I did not read were u said u use condom....abi u no use condom?

Lemme just assume u used...bcus right now I'm worried for ur safety

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:01am On Sep 25, 2022
gaby:
You gave the babe organism...you try oh..

I enjoyed your gist sha

Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 8:02am On Sep 25, 2022
techgen:
But Op, why your first girl serve you breakfast... Even with all this quality. grin

It was mutual termination of contract grin

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Mjolnir: 8:11am On Sep 25, 2022
gaby:
You gave the babe organism...you try oh..

I enjoyed your gist sha

You would have simply said--- you made the babe cúm, if you know your command of spelling isnt good,
Which one be organism again naah,
Na zygote abi na spyrogyra or amoeba?

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by dillylilly: 8:17am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
Throughout that day, she kept chatting me at work, calling and then she started sending love emoji at the end of her sentence then when she noticed I wasn't s reciprocating, she asked if I love her. Being the kind of person I am, I wouldn't lie, I told her no nah that it's too early. This babe pick offense o, how she has fallen in love with me and I'm not feeling the same way, before I know it she told me not to chat her or call her again. She went ahead and blocked me o.
I was shocked!!! Like I just met this girl yesterday o. We met on 27th, bleeped and on the 28th you're professing love. The knacking was out of this world but I no fit deceive myself and say I love you just because of knack.
I need to add that the only money I gave her in the morning was 1k for bike.
at least she didn't create a scene claiming u carried her for 20k naira.

Just call her apologies n b glad u have a new fuk mate, call when u need pussy n thats it.

Too soon to loose a pussy like dat

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by dillylilly: 8:18am On Sep 25, 2022
rowland545:
I did not read were u said u use condom....abi u no use condom?

Lemme just assume u used...bcus right now I'm worried for ur safety
i did not read where he said he use vita foam or mouka foam.

Der was a bed n there was a fuk

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by westlius(m): 8:42am On Sep 25, 2022
She go find u come house
Any girl u don carry com house and she likes u
She go shock u come house to see if u dey carry anoda babe

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by 7buckz(m): 8:56am On Sep 25, 2022
Sheistoopretty:



Please be fast and finish your Lies Stories
You getting wet huh?

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Eleyigidgan: 9:09am On Sep 25, 2022
Mhykel217:
Dem dun call her for business grin
hahahahaha grin grin grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Eleyigidgan: 9:19am On Sep 25, 2022
Nonexisting1:
A confirmed paying client called and she quickly left to take care of business. Money first before love. My kind of bitch.
but where is zonefree sef?
you're needed on this thread
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Eleyigidgan: 9:22am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
As we started, this babe turned me and lay on me. The way his babe rode me eh like say she has been hoarding kongi for 2months. I didn't even understand the style she did that night, like she was on top but she wasn't sitting on me but rather she was lying down flat on me and riding. This went on for minutes before she asked for change of position. I started pounding her missionary style, some minutes into the pounding she started crying and saying I love you. I overlooked it as things girls normally say when they reach organism. When I saw that she was satisfied and my sheet wet, I switched to doggy so I can cum too.
We did one more time around 6am before preparing for work. We left the house together. Now this is where the weird thing started.
you said her bed was wet, did she squirt?
also doggy and missionary which one makes one to cum fast?

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Eleyigidgan: 9:25am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
And for those that think this is a lie. It is not. I swear on my life
bro we believe you.
ignore that bastard moniker sheistoopretty, that's a jobless guy behind that moniker.
but why you give her 1k na? you should have paid her well so it'll come off as transactional sex

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Eleyigidgan: 9:28am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here
make she no come later defame you. i fear all these girls that are obsessed

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Eleyigidgan: 9:34am On Sep 25, 2022
blackboy:
Guy tinder or whatever you called it is a dating app as you said but you said the babes turn it for hook up . Typical of men, blamin the women for whoring when it is the men that sleep with them with no intention to marry em.
The babe might be genuinely looking for true love and to settle down but going about it the wrong way and meeting guyz like you. No blame babes for turning Tinder to hookup/runs place. It is guyz that encourage that. When we view babes as sex objects. Chop n mark register or clean mouth mentality of guys dey kill them. Fear women..spiritual effects dey happen.
can you please throw more light on the last statement. "fear women, spiritual effects dey happen"

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Ikennaford: 9:38am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:


I'm not careless to have sex with a stranger without protection. As for being straightforward, we never discussed relationship nor did I mention to her that I was looking for one. She was the one that got flirty at the lounge, she was the one the asked to come to my house. I forgot to mention that she came with extra cloth for work the next day, so this wasn't random on her part. It was premeditated.
As for coming to hurt me, the people she will come with to hurt me will turn on her once they see it's me. Also I did nothing wrong of which her conscience will tell her.
Kporkirikpor odumodu cartel Man,I see you

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Ikennaford: 9:41am On Sep 25, 2022
Mjolnir:


You would have simply said--- you made the babe cúm, if you know your command of spelling isnt good,
Which one be organism again naah,
Na zygote abi na spyrogyra or amoeba?
Paramesium grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Eleyigidgan: 9:49am On Sep 25, 2022
dillylilly:
at least she didn't create a scene claiming u carried her for 20k naira.

Just call her apologies n b glad u have a new fuk mate, call when u need pussy n thats it.

Too soon to loose a pussy like dat
are you the same person as wemany and bmdmix?
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Baronthecelebri: 10:06am On Sep 25, 2022
Wahala � grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:14am On Sep 25, 2022
Mjolnir:


You would have simply said--- you made the babe cúm, if you know your command of spelling isnt good,
Which one be organism again naah,
Na zygote abi na spyrogyra or amoeba?

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