Eleyigidgan:
bro we believe you.
ignore that bastard moniker sheistoopretty, that's a jobless guy behind that moniker.
but why you give her 1k na? you should have paid her well so it'll come off as transactional sex

She should be the one paying sef because she did all the talking and initiation

Eleyigidgan:
make she no come later defame you. i fear all these girls that are obsessed

She no fit. Anybody that knows me will know she's just obsessed with and will disregard anything she says just like this friend that she saw my pics on her phone.

dillylilly:
i did not read where he said he use vita foam or mouka foam.

Der was a bed n there was a fuk

I read d part the girl said join me on bed....so dat part has been taking care of

rowland545:
I read d part the girl said join me on bed....so dat part has been taking care of

abi

Sheistoopretty:



You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!

gerraria here mehn.

IceDune:


LOL, I didn't do such. Head for one night stand is a no no!! Unless na wealthy man pikin

mumu man. Wealthy man pikin no fit carry nyama nyama. Simp forming redpiller

techgen:
The story choke oh... Player nor dey fall in love, but them nor dey discharge carelessly.

#know this and know peace.

dillylilly
You have to know when to run o before your murder news go come for nairaland front page or you might end up with acid burns. Run, in fact tear race at the slightest sign of obsession. Maka ndụ gị!!!

Nonywendy:
mumu man. Wealthy man pikin no fit carry nyama nyama. Simp forming redpiller

Poor man, why are you so triggered

IceDune:

dillylilly
You have to know when to run o before your murder news go come for nairaland front page or you might end up with acid burns. Run, in fact tear race at the slightest sign of obsession. Maka ndụ gị!!!

hahaha

IceDune:
Based on say I want to knack as it was getting late and, I'm not looking for a new gf. I started touching her and she was resisting so I left her though I know say she was just forming not too cheap based on say the way she was all over from at the lounge.
The next question she asked me put a smile on my face. She asked if she could sleep over at my house and go to work from here in the morning. I said yes. Next thing the babe said I should come and join her for bed, I come dey do my own shakara. I told her shebi she said I'm rushing. She responded that I've gotten her wet so I should come and finish what I started. I just comot cloth sharparly and dived on the bed

na thier common language b this,,, 90% of chicks for abj dey find whr dem go spend d night as far as food dey

IceDune:


Poor man, why are you so triggered

na ur poverty make u give preference to rich man pikin so u can turn gold digger. Idiat

Eleyigidgan:
you said her bed was wet, did she squirt?
also doggy and missionary which one makes one to cum fast?

Doggy does it for me

Nonywendy:
na ur poverty make u give preference to rich man pikin so u can turn gold digger. Idiat

But I be rich man pikin nah

IceDune:
And for those that think this is a lie. It is not. I swear on my life

Lies..

LikeAking:


Lies..

Capital "K"

Tinder is meant for marking class attendance and moving to the next class
Only Simps may or may not mark register but still remain in the same class

IceDune:


But I be rich man pikin nah

u wish

Nonywendy:
u wish

K

Wilson500:
Tinder is meant for marking class attendance and moving to the next class
Only Simps may or may not mark register but still remain in the same class

You gerrit!!

IceDune:

dillylilly
You have to know when to run o before your murder news go come for nairaland front page or you might end up with acid burns. Run, in fact tear race at the slightest sign of obsession. Maka ndụ gị!!!

I feel you baba...

IceDune:
I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here

You have finally gotten female friends.

Jummai matter is done and dusted .......Op when next do u want to log in to Tinder to hunt for another hoe??

luizpippo:



You have finally gotten female friends.

It was easy nah, once I put myself out there. I didn't before because my babe was all the female companion I would want for at the time we were still together

Tinder is a great App, just fine, and girls will be on you begging to be banged

I have banged plenty girls that actually thought I am there boyfriend from this app, fogerrit, the more trashy u treat girls, the more attractive you are to them, . very confused gender

GOFRONT:
Jummai matter is done and dusted .......Op when next do u want to log in to Tinder to hunt for another hoe??

Nah, I don't need tinder again. I get to meet new girls from the female friends I've made already. That's the best and fastest way

IceDune:
I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here

Haha. Now I think I know the jummai too

jrobbins:



Haha. Now I think I know the jummai too

like I said Jummai is not her real name o

Sheistoopretty:



You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!

Who be this one? You no go keep quiet make we hear story?

goshikid:
Some people pri.ck don rise even before Op end matters

are you spying on me?!

September19:
are you spying on me?!

September 19 is my bday

IceDune:


September 19 is my bday

broo for real?!

Sheistoopretty:



You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!

The bitch ain't gon do shit trust me .