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I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave: 7:32am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back, I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma. I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos. Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well. So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse. 61 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MITCHELL96: 7:34am On Oct 07, 2022 |
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing. Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. ![]() MODIFIED: I just saw about 50 MENTIONS on this thread alone, I understand I made a mistake by concluding so fast, most of you must have done this too but will quote me and be claiming as if you're perfect. The OP typed without leaving a f^cking space, it's hard to read things that are typed that way and my phone's font is on the smallest, I judged by the headline which some of you do too. Well, at least, i didn't make a mistake of voting Buhari that made you guys jobless to quote me on this forum, most of you guys quoting will still go on to vote Tinubu Or Atiku, now between me and you, who has or will make the biggest mistake ? Ponder on this.. Mtcheew! ![]() 45 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Ready100: 7:37am On Oct 07, 2022 |
MITCHELL96: Read well. 484 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MITCHELL96: 7:40am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Ready100: Omo, it's now I realise he lost his mom oo ![]() He should ask Uncle or Aunties, they should know, they must have attended his dedication or something. 55 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Gofwane(m): 7:40am On Oct 07, 2022 |
This is not funny but I find it funny ![]() 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by FirmTR(m): 7:40am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Ask your uncle, he supposed to know about am. MITCHELL96: Your own na to comment without reading first.. 216 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MEGA4BILLION(m): 7:41am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Guy forget about that age stuff, just count you were 10 years old when you acquire your First School Leaving Certificate. You will thank me later. Probz: You don't get my point, in civil service they assume the minimum age to obtain FSLC is 10 years. So he should count 10 years back from the date he obtained FSLC, then get an affidavit e.g DOB (1999) FSLC(2009) Waynesteave: You will only understand and appreciate my advice when you start job hunting and especially when you get government job 59 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by VeryWickedGoat: 7:41am On Oct 07, 2022 |
OP which year did you start fucking? 127 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MITCHELL96: 7:45am On Oct 07, 2022 |
FirmTR: See ehn, when writing, people should learn how to use paragraphs and space, I re-read a sentence twice. That shit is not funny, when I see you don't give paragraphs and space, I'll just be reading in a shuffle mode. 7 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Berrityga: 7:46am On Oct 07, 2022 |
In this country almost everyone fakes their ages.. So don't work yourself out.. Just look at yourself in the morrow and assume any age you want.. 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave: 7:46am On Oct 07, 2022 |
MEGA4BILLION:nahhh, that will be I'm 27 yrs nop I am way past 27 14 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave: 7:48am On Oct 07, 2022 |
MITCHELL96:like the guy who quoted you said READ WELL didn't u see how many paragraph I left, and I was leaving punctuation marks too. 17 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave: 7:51am On Oct 07, 2022 |
FirmTR:my uncle is dead, he died in 2004 on my arms. 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MITCHELL96: 7:51am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Waynesteave: It's not only about paragraphs, leave huge spaces, see example below: Hskshskensjsbshsbsnsbsbsnsbsbshsnsnsnsnssbsj Bsjsjsbsnsbsjsbsheyejehejehenshenehenehhsj Bsjsbskehskshskshkewjwjsksjwbensbsnsnshs Hjshsjshsjsjsksbwkwhwkjwjsjwhehssnss Bsnsjsnsnsmsjwnsjejejemejekebeksbej Hsjshsjenayeoeuenej Bnhjsjs Bskshsjejsjsjsbkwjwjw Bbsjshwkehusosbbskejdn Bskshwkejkenwieheiejehebs Jwsjejenenemejekebsjsns Bsmsmsmsjejsnwjsnsuejheiejekeiejehshsnsjsksne Bsjshsjehsjshehehehenenene Hejehekejemeiejehiejshsnsbsn Nsnsnsnsjsnshwkheiwjehsjsbsmzb Bsnsbsnsnsns Do you understand what I mean now? 9 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by phorget(m): 8:02am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Waynesteave: Choose February 29 as your birth date so as to save you the hassle of having your birthdays every year. For your birth year I think 1992 will be fine since that was a leap year too. 42 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Bvlgari: 8:08am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Waynesteave: Lol then just count the hair for under your left balls, u go know exactly how old u dey ![]() ![]() On a serious note, u should be around 6 or 7years old when your uncle picked u in 2000 since u can remember some things as at that time 27 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Nazgul: 8:15am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Waynesteave:From you post you were clearly born in the village. Ask your grandma the church you were dedicated at birth and the name of the Rev who dedicated you. Locate the church. Whoever is overseeing the church at the moment would connect you to the Rev who dedicated you. Once you have his contact, prepare yourself and pay him a visit and explain yourself very well to him. He would tell you the exact year you were born. Dedication is done after 3 months from your day of birth so from the year of your dedication, you can get your birth month. The exact day might not be easy you can just choose any date within your birth month and celebrate your birthday. Good luck. 69 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Medianna(f): 8:23am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Nazgul:Which church is that? That's not a general truth. What if he wasn't dedicated? 11 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Nazgul: 8:27am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Medianna:He was born in the village, he's a South Easterner. 95% of South Easterners are Christians, most churches in South Eastern villages are Catholic, Presbyterian, Methodist, Anglican. These churches are not your random Pentecostal one man churches, they have and keep records dating back to the colonial era. All he needs to get is the name of the Rev who dedicated him and the rest would be solved. 109 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Medianna(f): 8:41am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Nazgul:Isoryt 2 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Dunkjames5(m): 8:49am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Waynesteave:op what are you talking about? I look 30 but am just 21. |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Reasonwithme2(m): 9:12am On Oct 07, 2022 |
If the primary school you attended before your uncle took you out is still functioning. Go there.. they should check your results and probably your registration... You will find the answers u seek 70 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave: 9:13am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Nazgul:thanks but I was born in lag, my grandma came to take back to village after my mum gave up, my dad died on the spot. It was an accident and I am the only survivor. 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave: 9:18am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Reasonwithme2:yes yes yes, you're so damn right. Cuz after my uncle died in 2004 it is the same st Mary's I went to finish my primary cuz I had to go back to meet grandma at village. But are u sure they will still have that registration considering that time of storing data on paper ![]() 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Reasonwithme2(m): 9:22am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Waynesteave: You say St. mary.. if indeed it's a Catholic School, I'm 100% sure they still have the records... Catholic keeps records more than Guinness books of record.. 73 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by rickleye: 9:28am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Just write stuff down Go to your local government area where you were born there will be a act of birth. If you can’t do that how are you academically or physically you should be able to put yourself in a range 35-40; 30-34, 25-29. Then pick a day and get an act of birth 3 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by FaceTanke: 10:00am On Oct 07, 2022 |
U will definitely have age mates in ur family and village nah How will nobody in your family know when u were born, at least they will know the year if not the month and day 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Slynation(m): 10:41am On Oct 07, 2022 |
It cannot be 9 years...My 9year old cousin is already in primary 5 with very sharp retentive memory, me myself can recall what happen to me at the age of 4... So I'm guessing your date of birth should be around. 1995-1996 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave: 10:56am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Reasonwithme2:Anglican 1 Like |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Medianna(f): 11:00am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Slynation:Around 2004, many people in primary 5 should be 11, 12 of age. And don't forget he was taken back to nur 3 instead of pri 2 or 3 5 Likes |
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Sweetvie: 11:21am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Hmm That's something 1 Like |
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