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The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 11:16am On Oct 17, 2022
How can one call "noah" the ancestor of the whole race?
How did blacks, chinese, european,india,fulani, Kenyans etc..come out of the family of 8 in just 5000years?

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Felimax(m): 11:20am On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
How can one call noah the ancestor of the whole race?
How did blacks, chinese, european,india,fulani, Kenyans etc..come out of the family of 5 in just 5000years?



When you get across you try and remember to ask your maker.

Did I answer your question?
If I did not just forget.
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 11:23am On Oct 17, 2022
Felimax:


When you get across you try and remember to ask your maker.

Did I answer your question?
If I did not just forget.
you haven't yet answer my questions cheesy
And who is the maker you are talking about?

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Cypress042: 11:29am On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
you haven't yet answer my questions cheesy
And who is the maker you are talking about?

Dumbo

Better channel your energy on more important things.

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Chnbanc: 11:32am On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
How can one call "noah" the ancestor of the whole race?
How did blacks, chinese, european,india,fulani, Kenyans etc..come out of the family of 5 in just 5000years?


that thing wey u smoke
Go soon clear for your eyes
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 11:33am On Oct 17, 2022
Cypress042:


Dumbo

Better channel your energy on more important things.
I can see you are psychologically damaged...your rotten brain needs reformatting, resetting reconfiguration and total overhaul with correct bludgeon coupled with brain and sense transplant cheesy

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 11:34am On Oct 17, 2022
Chnbanc:
that thing wey u smoke
Go soon clear for your eyes
I kind of make mockery of people like you who type rubbish with confidence!! grin
your brain is damaged beyond repair cheesy

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Cypress042: 11:42am On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
I can see your psychologically damaged...your rotten brain needs reformatting, resetting and reconfiguration with correct bludgeon coupled with brain and sense transplant cheesy

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by KnownUnknown: 1:04pm On Oct 17, 2022
Noah didn’t even have the best boat because Utnapishtim built a boat with 7 levels to survive the flood. Noah was just a 500 year old drunkard who barely survived the flood. smiley Utnapishtim also had more people on the boat than Noah had on his so Utnapishtim is probably more responsible for by human race than Noah’s incestuous family.

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 1:14pm On Oct 17, 2022
KnownUnknown:
Noah didn’t even have the best boat because Utnapishtim built a boat with 7 levels to survive the flood. Noah was just a 500 year old drunkard who barely survived the flood. smiley Utnapishtim also had more people on the boat than Noah had on his so Utnapishtim is probably more responsible for by human race than Noah’s incestuous family.
according to the bible it was only Noah and his family which makes a total of 8...if you doubt that...then you are trying to imply that the bible is filled with fallacy grin

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Chnbanc: 2:15pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
I kind of make mockery of people like you who type rubbish with confidence!! grin
your brain is damaged beyond repair cheesy
like I said previously
That thing wey u smoke
Go soon clear for your eyes...
I wish you even run mad!!
It will be a better karma

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 2:32pm On Oct 17, 2022
Chnbanc:
like I said previously
That thing wey u smoke
Go soon clear for your eyes...
I wish you even run mad!!
It will be a better karma
like I typed earlier..I make mockery of people like you who type rubbish with confidence grin
Go for an assessment of your mental stability

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Dtruthspeaker: 2:51pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
How can one call "noah" the ancestor of the whole race?
How did blacks, chinese, european,india,fulani, Kenyans etc..come out of the family of 5 in just 5000years?

If Mr Toyoda created the Camry to be white e no fit create another black or yellow or brown Camry again?

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Dtruthspeaker: 2:52pm On Oct 17, 2022
Cypress042:


Dumbo

Better channel your energy on more important things.

People are running mad day by day.
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Dtruthspeaker: 2:54pm On Oct 17, 2022
Chnbanc:
that thing wey u smoke
Go soon clear for your eyes

I tell you! Maybe na d water wey full ihn house na im dey make am mad. grin
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by voidUpdate(m): 3:00pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
How can one call "noah" the ancestor of the whole race?
How did blacks, chinese, european,india,fulani, Kenyans etc..come out of the family of 5 in just 5000years?



Different location breeds different races.

The word "race" is a new word that could have meant tribe, ethnic in the bible days.

Gen 10 and Gen 11 shows two different events where men migrated to different parts of the earth and probably formed new races, based on environmental factors.

More info is found here: https://www.christianity.com/wiki/bible/how-did-different-races-come-into-existence-as-gods-wonderful-created-image.html
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Chnbanc: 3:26pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
like I typed earlier..I make mockery of people like you who type rubbish with confidence grin
Go for an assessment of your mental stability
u need to visit Yabaleft®
Many are mad
Few are roaming!!
You go soon roam

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by oteneaaron(m): 3:59pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
How can one call "noah" the ancestor of the whole race?
How did blacks, chinese, european,india,fulani, Kenyans etc..come out of the family of 5 in just 5000years?



Well, the story of Noah in the bible is not original.

It is a cheap copy of the story of Ziusudra the last king of Sumer before the great flood.

In the Babylonian version of the story, Ziusudra was also known as Utnapishtim.

In the epic of Gilgamesh, he (Gilgamesh) met Atrahasis who survived the great flood.

Ziusudra = Utnapishtem = Atrahasis

Funny thing is that there are numerous stories of a great flood in many other cultures from antiquity - China, Mesoamerica, etc.

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


If Mr Toyoda created the Camry to be white e no fit create another black or yellow or brown Camry again?
mumu answer my question...how is it possible that Noah's family of eight could be able to breed all races in the world cheesy

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 6:17pm On Oct 17, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


People are running mad day by day.
and you are the perfect example of that grin

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 6:19pm On Oct 17, 2022
Chnbanc:
u need to visit Yabaleft®
Many are mad
Few are roaming!!
You go soon roam
a mad man doesn't know he is mad...you are a perfect example of a madman dancing naked in the market square typing gibberish with confidence grin

Like I said I love making mokery of people like you typing rubbish with confidence grin grin
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 6:23pm On Oct 17, 2022
voidUpdate:


Different location breeds different races.

The word "race" is a new word that could have meant tribe, ethnic in the bible days.

Gen 10 and Gen 11 shows two different events where men migrated to different parts of the earth and probably formed new races, based on environmental factors.

More info is found here: https://www.christianity.com/wiki/bible/how-did-different-races-come-into-existence-as-gods-wonderful-created-image.html
therefore you don't buy the story of Noah and the flood grin
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by voidUpdate(m): 6:32pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
therefore you don't buy the story of Noah and the flood grin

I believe it, Gen 10:32 answers the question.

What I meant is, Gen 10:32. They all dispersed into different cities.

Immediately after, Gen 11. God struck men with different languages and they dispersed to different parts of the earth (to form new races, probably)
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 6:41pm On Oct 17, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


I tell you! Maybe na d water wey full ihn house na im dey make am mad. grin

a blind man leading a blind man...it is going to be catastrophic grin
You two blind numbskulls..two of you will soon fall inside a deep latrine filled with human feaces grin

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 6:44pm On Oct 17, 2022
voidUpdate:


I believe it, Gen 10:32 answers the question.

What I meant is, Gen 10:32. They all dispersed into different cities.

Immediately after, Gen 11. God struck men with different languages and they dispersed to different parts of the earth (to form new races, probably)
you haven't yet answered my questions
How did the family of eight breed different races?
According to your claims...how did they form new races as they were scattered apart? cheesy

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by voidUpdate(m): 7:18pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
you haven't yet answered my questions
How did the family of five breed different races?
According to your claims...how did they form new races as they were scattered apart? cheesy


Oh. Now I get. I'll do an extensive study this night and get back to you.
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Chnbanc: 7:41pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
a mad man doesn't know he is mad...you are a perfect example of a madman dancing naked in the market square typing gibberish with confidence grin

Like I said I love making mokery of people like you typing rubbish withconfidence grin grin
Now I understand why you chose to make Mockery of your mediocrity!!
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by voidUpdate(m): 8:27pm On Oct 17, 2022
voidUpdate:



Oh. Now I get. I'll do an extensive study this night and get back to you.

1st Discovery: Noah's sons had wives on the ark.

Genesis 7:7 He and his wife, and his sons and their wives, went into the boat to escape the flood. (Also seen in Gen 7:13)

The proof of the first migration.
Genesis 10:32 All these peoples are the descendants of Noah, nation by nation, according to their different lines of descent. After the flood all the nations of the earth were descended from the sons of Noah.

The proof of the second migration
Genesis 11:8 So the Lord scattered them all over the earth, and they stopped building the city.

And probably formed new races, based on environmental factors in different parts of the earth.

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 8:47pm On Oct 17, 2022
Chnbanc:

Now I understand why you chose to make Mockery of your mediocrity!!
I am making mockery of your madness grin..you are a clown grin
If you can't answer my questions with valid response but choose to seek refuge in your Stupidity and lunacy then you are just a mentally disturbed buffoon with a cheap outmoded phone.

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Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Chnbanc: 8:52pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mutant001:
I am making mockery of your madness grin..you are a clown grin
If you can't answer my questions with valid response but choose to seek refuge in your Stupidity and lunacy then you are just a mentally disturbed buffoon with a cheap outmoded phone.
good u av corrected your self from mokery to mockery..
You should thank me for correcting ur blunder
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 8:59pm On Oct 17, 2022
voidUpdate:


1st Discovery: Noah's sons had wives on the ark.

Genesis 7:7 He and his wife, and his sons and their wives, went into the boat to escape the flood. (Also seen in Gen 7:13)

The proof of the first migration.
Genesis 10:32 All these peoples are the descendants of Noah, nation by nation, according to their different lines of descent. After the flood all the nations of the earth were descended from the sons of Noah.

The proof of the second migration
Genesis 11:8 So the Lord scattered them all over the earth, and they stopped building the city.

And probably formed new races, based on environmental factors in different parts of the earth.

your research is built on falsity by probably quarter to half-baked researchers it is totally baseless, invalid,irrational and illogical
Noah was from which descent?
And how can one descent be able to breed different races on this planet earth?
Don't you dare tell me is genetic mutations or environmental factors grin
Re: The Story Of Noah And The Great Flood Doesn't Make Sense by Mutant001: 9:03pm On Oct 17, 2022
Chnbanc:
good u av corrected your self from mokery to mockery..
You should thank me for correcting ur blunder
this isn't a formal letter and there is room for colloquialism..so far you got my message...and don't think you know something while you know nothing.. answer my questions you dunce grin grin

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