obedience4:


So sorry bro, even as I they read the story, I dey shame for you

SimeonOTC:
Abegging my Ex-Girl when she was about breaking up with me... I was even crying.. chaiii.. I went as far as trying to prove my love. Anywhere i see her, i try to approach her and all that stuff..e come turn over see finish..

The thing dey pain till now.. chaii.. i too mumu, I swear.

Only if I knew i was going to eat lots of pussy and have lots of beautiful babes offering me free pussy at a platter of gold after her.

this was 4years ago

No regret, i was still a lover boy, a simp and a first time lover

Now, I pity any babe wey just enter my trap.


Another one was when i was giving my ex a superb head and my elder sister worked into my room to ask for charger without knocking
NOTHING ON EARTH can describe how bleeped up i was
my dick fall at once
ex-ty just lose interest

SmartPolician:
One day, I was in church and one guy was charging his phone in my church. At the end of service, he unplugged his phone and put it into a pigeon hole in the pew we all sat on. He actually forgot it and I was sitting on the other edge of the pew.

Just before leaving the church, I knelt down to say a short prayer. At this point, I was knelling in front of the guy's phone with my Bible and hymn book on top of the phone in a way that suggested that I wanted to cover the smartphone and steal it.

Apparently, the guy remembered that he left his phone on the pew and rushed back to pick it up. He saw my Bible and hymn book covering the phone, removed them and quietly walked away with his smartphone without uttering a word.

His movement distracted my prayer and I lifted my head to see what was happening. When I noticed what had happened, I was deeply embarrassed. I nearly chased after him to tell him that it was an honest mistake. On second thought, I didn't but quietly walked away in shame. Thank God that I have moved out of that area. Each day I remember it, I feel awkward.

360command:
she took off her panties cause she was unsure if there are mucus or candida in the pekus given the situation you guys were..

Intellectuall01:


Can I send you a PM?

Orgasmgiver123:

Una too dey take some kind things serious
try dey catch cruise sometimes


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Intellectuall01:


English is not your mother tongue. Why are you bragging with a language that doesn't belongs to your lineage?

HolyMan12:


Na the same English you wan use toast Virginprincess so that you go fvck am

HolyMan12:


This shimmy wearing girl again

NACE13:
Mine happened about 4 years ago. The thing is, I always brush at night after dinner, to keep cavities out and only brush after breakfast to keep my mouth smelling fresh. So, one faithful morning, actually on a Saturday, I was teasing my female neighbour, and she said something funny and I screamed 'what?! ', the ooze from my mouth met her nose. She moved her head to the side and stylishly covered her nose. I was darn embarassed because I hadn't had breakfast, so I hadn't brushed my teeth either. After that day, I hardly move about without my mouth spray.

Medianna:

Which one is shimmy again

HolyMan12:


Under skirt

Medianna:

Oh oh
C'est moi oo
Mon ami

Odebayo4010:


Nairaland were meant for good people,we don't tolerate bad comment here,
Sometimes try to make a comment that helps society

Munzy14:

So you saw that too..

He seems to have been in same situation, if you reason it with psychology

Intellectuall01:


Mr Flag bearer, where is the red flag? Why are you pained because she responded to me?

Kalatium:


That is a terrible experience.
Too bad you were used as a scape goat ad you said

However, the reason why everyone is against you is because you don't understand office politics.

You can't just be discussing your grievances to anyone when they are also not discussing theirs, from the story your complain was one sided. You were the only 1 upset that he didn't say it was from the boss.

There must have been other things you have been doing that is pissing them off apart from the money issue. Now you have learned to be careful.

Try to think this through in another perspective.

Why were you even bothered that he didn't say the money is from your boss ? He still have you guys the money nah. Had it been he didn't give the money at all, then it could have been a different case.

Abdullah1234:
Mie was 5 years ago. When i wanted to ask my ex gf out. Due to the scared of confronting her so i desided to write her a letter. Whenever i remember it i feel ashame.

Medianna:

I don't know oo anyhow you put it!
it not the matter of spec. Its selfishness

V9er:
Why do you regret it? Give us full gist bros

fredwill1357:
Hello, my cousin brother always complains to me about this same problem, people exploiting his Kind heart both male and female. Can we talk outside nairaland? I think people like you and my cousin should look out for people with similar personalities instead of people who view your personality as weakness. He is in Abuja, I think you two should try to work something out. If you are compatible, fine. If not, nothing to be lost. What do you say?

Medianna:

You're sure that 'cousin' of yours is not you right?

Andres28:
na one bae wey be carry herself come give me free nack but I come fvck up that day.

It happened that I never toasted this girl but I always tell her to come visit me so we can talk some things.
So one fateful day it was about raining I was home..she just called me that she was on her way coming before 2 min kpa this girl don land.
My whole room was so dirty and I haven't taken my bath too.
As I welcome her in I felt so ashamed but I quickly told I was planning to clean my room before she came.
I quickly dusted every where and kept the room in a good order while she was watching and smiling..then I ask her if she could wait a few min while I take my bath which she smilingly said yes.
I bounced off to the bathroom already imagining the kind of style I was going to unleash on this babe.
So after that I wore my boxers and singlet and we started talking..
But my dick was saying a different thing already so I quickly held her and tried to kiss her but to my greatest surprised she fell on my arms...I said whooooo
I went straight to her bossom Pam!
As I wanted to remove her panties she said no..I felt disappointed but wooooo she said she likes to remove it herself and not me.
I carried her from chair to bed and after so much pre-intimacy I slid in miuuuuuu.
Omor I always use a technique so I don't come so early but that day I got carried away before 2 minutes e don burst.
I tried to continue with a flat tire so this babe won't give call me a 2 minutes man but the thing refused..me that can nack from one round to another straight I nor know say wey Satan wan disgrace person nothing u go do well go work.
After 2 more minutes trying to resurrect my stuff the thing nor work again I was already feeling so ashamed.
This girl just hiss carry my dick throw away begin wear her things..I started trying to explain but she was already too disappointed.
Na so the matter take end..since that day this girl never gree come again and any day we meet na so she go just dey laugh one kind laugh wey dey pain me

valentineuwakwe:
When i jam one fulani guy in our dss training years back...the guy was over all with the computer n internet. People were already rating me high until the guy show me say I still dey learn..I we so embarrassed before our superiors dat day.
I no even no say some northerners get something upstairs oo....

valentineuwakwe:
When i jam one fulani guy in our dss training years back...the guy was over all with the computer n internet. People were already rating me high until the guy show me say I still dey learn..I we so embarrassed before our superiors dat day.
I no even no say some northerners get something upstairs oo....

Medianna:

Lolzz
I'd like peach and royal blue for the color of the day.

Makanaki127:
Trying to knack my senior bro wife junior sister,when she came for visiting, though she done reach 20 of age,and we have been having strong feelings for each other,I done almost knack her self,as she came visiting one day and my bro told her that no extra room in the house,so she should come share my room with me,Omo that night I finger her but she no allow me sex, telling me that she have serious boyfriend,so that one pass,few months time she came again,after her introduction have been done by the guy and it was even 3 weeks to her wedding,she came to visit her sister but this time she slept in the sitting room,but late in the night I come day go observe her,this gal just sleep open leg for ground, without wearing anything,maybe she know that I will come and try my luck,na so I touch the baby for night,she tell me say she go report me to her sister,I come beg her not to talk oh,she say she must talk. The next day she come really tell her sister,her sister come tell me say I for leave her as I know say her marriage is at the corner,me shall deny because I know say she go tell my senior bro.she later told my bro shall,but my bro no answer her or take am serious. The week to the marriage shame wan kill me die,I just carry my bag leave the house go my guys side wen day do G, because I don't want to hear anything about the gal and her wedding.so I begin bomb and day with my guys,na so I just catch 1 client,when she come day pay,na so I go rent my own apartment, furnish am,begin live alone and day enjoy my small money.now shall me and that my bro wife na paddy paddy and even my bro na my real guy. They know that I left the house because of the shame but that decision I made really favoured me

virginprincess:
Thank God my crush is not a pervert like you who takes advantage of girls,he is a calm,responisible guy and also a love of God who can never have such thought.