So this evening I decided to visit a bar and restaurant somewhere around Surulere area to down some bottles of Heineken beer along with a plate of catfish pepper-soup. While gulping my third Heineken bottle of beer and also staring at the girls with big Ikebe trooping into the bar, I noticed the man sitting beside me was busy lamenting to himself. I politely asked him "Oga, hope no wahala" and he responded " See ehn......ko ni da fun APC", na Ogun go kill anybody wey go tell me to vote for Tinubu for this upcoming election. I said to him, "Oga, why na? his response was: Bag of rice wey we I been dey buy before for N6,500 now it's N40,000. he confided in me that since the price of rice has skyrocketed he hasn't been able to buy a bag of rice for his family. I now asked him who would he be voting for in this election, he said himself, his wife and 3 grown up children are all obedient. he said, at his age, no amount of bribe will make him vote for Tinubu. Case closed, na so me I just pretend like say I no get candidate and continue gulping my Heineken beer till I waka comot from the bar.

Go and slip

Omo, I swear, this election go surprise so many. it won't be as usual. many people go collect money still vote their conscience.

ThEGodFaThErss:
So this evening I decided to visit a bar and restaurant somewhere around Surulere area to down some bottles of Heineken beer along with a plate of catfish pepper-soup. While gulping my third Heineken bottle of beer and also staring at the girls with big Ikebe trooping into the bar, I noticed the man sitting beside me was busy lamenting to himself. I politely asked him "Oga, hope no wahala" and he responded " See ehn......ko ni da fun APC", na Ogun go kill anybody wey go tell me to vote for Tinubu for this upcoming election. I said to him, "Oga, why na? his response was: Bag of rice wey we I been dey buy before for N6,500 now it's N40,000. he confided in me that since the price of rice has skyrocketed he hasn't been able to buy a bag of rice for his family. I now asked him who would he be voting for in this election, he said himself, his wife and 3 grown up children are all obedient. he said, at his age, no amount of bribe will make him vote for Tinubu. Case closed, na so me I just pretend like say I no get candidate and continue gulping my Heineken beer till I waka comot from the bar.

This una tactics no dey work again ooooooo. Try other time

YOU ARE BOTH TWO IDLE IDIOTS.

Your FOOLISH companion cannot afford a bag of rice for his family and whilst lamenting busied himself with beer to the detriment of the wellbeing of his family. Yet blame Tinubu who never had anything to do with the plight from a planless life of a senseless goat you sat with. And you was busy wasting away your life salivaing over what belongs to others and will turn around to blame anubodu for the miserable life of a dog you live.

TWO USELESS WASTED LIVES.

Afamed:


This una tactics no dey work again ooooooo. Try other time

no wahala, your eyes go soon clear. Apc ma lulę Las Las.

Okay, lemme seize this opportunity to narrate my experience with Obinna, a spare parts dealer.

I was passing by and I just saw some posters of Tinubu in his shop, then stopped by to ask him some questions.

I asked if he knew that the poster was suggesting he supported Tinubu. Obinna said, before nko, who he want support? He said he was in Anambra when Peter obi was the governor. But now he has relocated to Lagos which Tinubu governed for the same 8 years like Peter Obi in Anambra.

Obinna now asked, how will he vote Peter Obi so Nigeria will now be like Anambra when Tinubu that was Lagos state governor is contesting. Tufiakwa.

You can now come up with another tale by moonlight.

[quote author=ThEGodFaThErss post=117955087]So this evening I decided to visit a bar and restaurant somewhere around Surulere area to down some bottles of Heineken beer along with a plate of catfish pepper-soup. While gulping my third Heineken bottle of beer and also staring at the girls with big Ikebe trooping into the bar, I noticed the man sitting beside me was busy lamenting to himself. I politely asked him "Oga, hope no wahala" and he responded " See ehn......ko ni da fun APC", na Ogun go kill anybody wey go tell me to vote for Tinubu for this upcoming election. I said to him, "Oga, why na? his response was: Bag of rice wey we I been dey buy before for N6,500 now it's N40,000. he confided in me that since the price of rice has skyrocketed he hasn't been able to buy a bag of rice for his family. I now asked him who would he be voting for in this election, he said himself, his wife and 3 grown up children are all obedient. he said,I JUST READ SAME THING ON FACEBOOK BY ANOTHER STUPID OF YOUR TYPE.

Mickykarim:
YOU ARE BOTH TWO IDLE IDIOTS.

Your FOOLISH companion cannot afford a bag of rice for his family and whilst lamenting busied himself with beer to the detriment of the wellbeing of his family. Yet blame Tinubu who never had anything to do with the plight from a planless life of a senseless goat you sat with. And you was busy wasting away your life salivaing over what belongs to others and will turn around to blame anubodu for the miserable life of a dog you live.

TWO USELESS WASTED LIVES.

Guy, abeg, carry your frustration comot for here. I'm not the cause of the depression that is eating deep into your miserable life.

[quote author=Durabest post=117955261][/quote]
You're nothing but a piece of Durabest Condom.

LeoDeKing:
Okay, lemme seize this opportunity to narrate my experience with Obinna, a spare parts dealer.

I was passing by and I just saw some posters of Tinubu in his shop, then stopped by to ask him some questions.

I asked if he knew that the poster was suggesting he supported Tinubu. Obinna said, before nko, who he want support? He said he was in Anambra when Peter obi was the governor. But now he has relocated to Lagos which Tinubu governed for the same 8 years like Peter Obi in Anambra.

Obinna now asked, how will he vote Peter Obi so Nigeria will now be like Anambra when Tinubu that was Lagos state governor is contesting. Tufiakwa.

You can now come up with another tale by moonlight.

Gbęnu ofo soun, you dey deceive your mumu self. you think I go about like you urchins fabricating stories?

ThEGodFaThErss:

Guy, abeg, carry your frustration comot for here. I'm not the cause of the depression that is eating deep into your miserable life.

YOU, DRUNK WITH A FELLOW SENSELESS FAILED LIVES ASSOCIATING AND HOBNOBBING WASTING THE ALREADY MISERABLE LIVES YOU HAVE TOGETHER IN AN INAUSPICIOUS FEILD OF AMORALS AND BLAMING YOUR MISFORTUNES AND WOES ON PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WAY YOUR CONDEMNED LIVES TURN OUT.

Whilst lamenting your frustrations away to deaf hears calls a calm soul what you are.

HOW ELSE DO YOU PROVE WHY YOUR USELESS WASTED LIVES ARE THE WAY THEY ARE?

ThEGodFaThErss:

Gbęnu ofo soun, you dey deceive your mumu self. you think I go about like you urchins fabricating stories?

Better than a drunkard spreading bear parlour gists over cyberspace.

LeoDeKing:

Better than a drunkard spreading bear parlour gists over cyberspace.

drunkard? nope! everyone is not like your lazy father who drinks to stupor and jumps into the gutter and swims from One gutter to another.

ThEGodFaThErss:

drunkard? nope! everyone is not like your lazy father who drinks to stupor and jumps into the gutter and swims from One gutter to another.

No be about insult, dis one na common sense.

Where you get this story wey you narrate up there? Of course beer parlour.

Who told you the story? Of course one man drinking away the money meant to take care of his family.

You narrating the story from him, what are you?

I just pretend like say I no get candidate and continue gulping my Heineken beer

Stop taking beer parlour gist to a public forum, this is not ipob WhatsApp group.

Finally, my father doesn't drink not to talk of being a drunkard, so shinedu, rest.

Next year we go know

Another Beer Parlour gist ....

But there are many disgruntled people in Lagos State that would never vote for the Notorious Drug Baron ....

They see him as the Architect of the failed state that Nigeria have become...

LeoDeKing:

No be about insult, dis one na common sense.

Where you get this story wey you narrate up there? Of course beer parlour.

Who told you the story? Of course one man drinking away the money meant to take care of his family.

You narrating the story from him, what are you?


Stop taking beer parlour gist to a public forum, this is not ipob WhatsApp group.

so drinking beer is now an abomination? so what will you say about Professor Wole Soyinka who's an alcohol connoisseur? can you compare your father to him in all aspects of life?. abeg, park go one corner jare.

And you were listening?

ThEGodFaThErss:

so drinking beer is now an abomination? so what will you say about Professor Wole Soyinka who's an alcohol connoisseur? can you compare your father to him in all aspects of life?. abeg, park go one corner jare.

Prof Wole Soyinka doesn't take beer parlour gist to public forum.

You said my father is a drunkard and I have told you my father doesn't drink let alone being a drunkard. Perhaps you are mistaking your father for mine.

If you care to know, I don't drink because I wasn't brought up by a drunkard.

LeoDeKing:

Prof Wole Soyinka doesn't take beer parlour gist to public forum.

You said my father is a drunkard and I have told you my father doesn't drink let alone being a drunkard. Perhaps you are mistaking your father for mine.

If you care to know, I don't drink because I wasn't brought up by a drunkard.

being a miserable Tinubu urchin alone is the highest form of dehumanization. So you don't need to be a drunk before being useless in life.

jenniferjude613:
And you were listening?

no, I was watching. see question

ThEGodFaThErss:

being a miserable Tinubu urchin alone is the highest form of dehumanization. So you don't need to be a drunk before being useless in life.

Is this one of the gists that ensued during the Heineken gulping contest in the bar?

LeoDeKing:

Is this one of the gists that ensued during the Heineken gulping contest in the bar?

I understand your support for Tinubu is based on you retaining your agbero park job.

ThEGodFaThErss:

I understand your support for Tinubu is based on you retaining your agbero park job.

Is there anything we won't hear from a Heineken gulping contestant?

LeoDeKing:

Is there anything we won't hear from a Heineken gulping contestant?

Stay off drugs bro... You are gradually loosing it

LeoDeKing:

Is there anything we won't hear from a Heineken gulping contestant?

far better than your cocaine snorting Emilokan

ThEGodFaThErss:

far better than your cocaine snorting Emilokan

Okay shinedu.

LeoDeKing:

Okay shinedu.

Jamiu Alagbe

Tinubu's popularity is majorly in this forum.

An incident happened two weeks ago in an area headquarters of one of the biggest Pentecostal churches in Nigeria.

The senior clergyman, a Yorubaman of Yorubamen tacitly asked congregants to ensure that they do not allow people responsible for their misery to be voted in... He unequivocally asked that Peter Obi should be voted for...

I was like really?

Shocks are loading for some people...

LeoDeKing:

Okay shinedu.

Simplyleo/ LeoDeKing
Seems you stopped trying to scam Nairalanders with your Agriculture schemes fraud?

Stop being a troll bro.. find something meaningful to do with your time .

Grow up