With a bag of rice going as high as N50K, there is only one way to beat the price, get your Urchin Card.

While the rest of Nigerians are paying exorbitant prices for staple commodities, APC urchins are getting it cheaper.

All you need is to have your brains removed and replaced with amala and you would begin thinking stupidly and you know what, even if Dollar exchanges for N1000, in your mind, it is exchanging for N100. After all, "we do not use Dollars in Nigeria", according to Tinubu

Lol

NaijaCowFarm:
With a bag of rice going as high as N50K, there is only one way to beat the price, get your Urchin Card.

While the rest of Nigerians are paying exorbitant prices for staple commodities, APC urchins are getting it cheaper.

All you need is to have your brains removed and replaced with amala and you would begin thinking stupidly and you know what, even if Dollar exchanges for N1000, in your mind, it is exchanging for N100. After all, "we do not use Dollars in Nigeria", according to Tinubu

Registration ongoing

Bontafa:


Registration ongoing

You will not see them here

Tilumbu is coming to rescue us from APC!...


As I no kukuma get work today make I ready for any vawulence

Imagine Anambra people that hunger killed during the war telling the rest of the country about food security.

NaijaCowFarm:


You will not see them here

People when God don reject

Roboto11:
Imagine Anambra people that hunger killed during the war telling the rest of the country about food security.

A baboon you are

Bontafa:


A baboon you are

Your papa be my brother.

He is the runt of the clan.

Roboto11:


Your papa be my brother.

He is the runt of the clan.

That means we be in-law.

Omo.

But you be bastard ni

I don collect card oo. I bought one for 3k.

Bontafa:


That means we be in-law.

Omo.

But you be bastard ni

Go school you no gree go.

If your dad is my brother, you are my nephew.

Dummies just full this nairaland.

Roboto11:


Go school you no gree go.

If your dad is my brother, you are my nephew.

Dummies just full this nairaland.

But we still relate na .

You be bastard or not ?

Bontafa:


But we still relate na .

You be bastard or not ?

Coming from someone whose mom has such smelly pussy and had the entire Umunze boys high school football team run a train on her, you really shouldn't promote your heritage.

BASTARD.

Roboto11:


Coming from someone whose mom has such smelly pussy and had the entire Umunze boys high school football team run a train on her, you really shouldn't promote your heritage.

BASTARD.

Na lie we don cure am .

Your mama own don get boil ?

What of the gate man when dey use pure heaven bottle finger your mama ?

Roboto11:


Go school you no gree go.

If your dad is my brother, you are my nephew.

Dummies just full this nairaland.

LOl

Bro you should know most of those zombidients are so daft and foolish like their Pandora crying on Arise TV on Sunday

School they no go
Sense they no get

After the election they go begin cry for Biafra again

Bontafa:


Na lie we don cure am .

Your mama own don get boil ?

What of the gate man when dey use pure heaven bottle finger your mama ?

You cured you mom's smelly pussy problem?

So you dey look your mama toto?

No surprises though.

Roboto11:


You cured you mom's smelly pussy problem?

So you dey look your mama toto?

No surprises though.

Yes o my brother.

Your papa still dey owe ashawo?

Bontafa:


Yes o my brother.

Your papa still dey owe ashawo?

Your mom has the IOU.

Roboto11:


Your mom has the IOU.

You never answer me my darling brother.

Your papa still dey owe ashawo?

Bontafa:


You never answer me my darling brother.

Your papa still dey owe ashawo?

Ask your mother.

She can check her Apex notebook.

Roboto11:


Ask your mother.

She can check her Apex notebook.

Na WA o so your papa dey like toto when dey smell ?

Bontafa:


Na WA o so your papa dey like toto when dey smell ?

Your mom keeps giving it away.

Even you admit she gives you a view.

Roboto11:


Your mom keeps giving it away.

Even you admit she gives you a view.

So that means your papa no like smelling toto na ?

Try dey answer

Bontafa:


So that means your papa no like smelling toto na ?

Try dey answer

As long as it is your mom's, it's fair game for the boys. Even you.

Roboto11:


As long as it is your mom's, it's fair game for the boys. Even you.

Try to take this interview serious.


Your mama don change location to front of A division?

I beg wan be member of Urchins. Wifey just informed me this morning that my bag of rice is remaining just two paints. Baba, my mind just skip. I have been wondering when Last someone bought rice in paints or cups, cause the possibilityof buying another bag is out of equation.

Abegi any urchin here can link me up. I will expose Obi and Atiku.

copyrites:

I don collect card oo. I bought one for 3k.

Abegi seriously show me the way. I get plenty dorime on my head this December and my budget dey very low.

HahahahahahahaLeave the useless asses

Those in the rice value chain are happy with the price. Perhaps farmers also deserve a reward for their labor.

Everybody wants to stay in the cities and still eat cheap foods but do not believe that the poor farmers who stay back deserve to also get some rewards for their labor.