Let's see who has the most brilliant ideas...

Hylla05:
Let's see who has the most brilliant ideas...

I will add Edit History so people cannot deny their statements. Identities behind likes and shares will be made traceable to viewers of the reactions.

Posts or comments that make mods ban users should appear on the users' profile to prove when a ban is justifiable.

I will add a dislike button so that we can weigh likes to dislikes and we should add emojis like gold and silver for outstanding comments like Reddit

Wotoporiously speaking

The following are going to be my new changes to the platform;

*Ban porn related post with immediate effect, any moniker that keeps posting that will be terminated from nairaland till further notice, same punishment goes if they keep repeating it.

*The use of different monikers to terrorize your fellow nairalanders will be dealt with severely, ban till further notice.

*change in some settings that affects the nairaland platform

Hylla05:
Let's see who has the most brilliant ideas...

Thank you for this honour. I know this question is directly directed to me. I will remove anything everything that has to do with Homo sapiens, homo erectus or Homo pityiers
From this forum. I will maintain this forum to be a human being sane straight forum. All the activities of homo of any form or shape will be removed. Homo has no place in an African forum.


Mr Chairman thank you
I look forward to my appointment letter

I hate d spam B.ots in name of human beings, there's going to be a reverification process to underpin an account to a particular individual, other accounts thats unclaimed would be permanently deleted

change d bloody interface

sack the moderators, especially in romance section that find it hard to tackle d influx of sex tapes, no sex tape should last a minute without detecting it, a special software like an ad blocker would be installed t tackle that

I will remove ability to edit posts, increase the photo and video uploads, u can now send photos and videos of any size

Trolling and" personal attacks "won't be tolerated

Age restrictions but Idk hw t go about it, u must be at least 17yrs to be eligible to register

I can't imagine how a post of 2010 would pop up in a page as a fresh topic, how a post of 2009 would come up to no 1 trending is so foolish, old posts would be deleted after 100days ,to give space for new posts that are up to date, is a foolish thing I've noticed in this useless forum u call nairaland

Turn this to an advertising firm, lots of advertisements from top companies even if I start by charging them only $4/ad, Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Ineos, IVM, Dangote, MTN, Glo would be running ads here,

one of the best things I love about Twitter is just how twitter is, why acting as an app, it has d capabilities of being a news outlet, advertising outlet, a private messenger, all these private messaging through email is complete B.S, if you want to talk privately to someone, it takes u to a separate chat room and u can send and receive messages instantly like a messenger app

.. should look at twitter, meta, thats all d inspiration he needs, if he's not willing to update the app, I will be willing to buy this app for $10,000 and I'm even overpaying for it

moderators that ban a post would be highlighted, no more hiding and banning people for no bloody reason
e.g Post deleted by Lalastic...

A part of the verification process would involve using your NIN, so that we can identify ur identity,age and gender, I will remove the M or F gender tag completely, ur gender would only be know by Us, there will be nothing like male or female

Laturuturu:




Thank you for this honour. I know this question is directly directed to me. I will remove anything everything that has to do with Homo sapiens, homo erectus or Homo pityiers
From this forum. I will maintain this forum to be a human being sane straight forum. All the activities of homo of any form or shape will be removed. Homo has no place in an African


Mr Chairman thank you
I look forward to my appointment letter

Exactly l will ban pornographic related contents.

Okoyepeter442:
Exactly l will ban pornographic related contents.

I will make you my vice President
Chief moderator

Will add the "block" button.This is so important to avoid unnecessary quoting



So after blocking the person,he/she will no longer be able to quote u

(1) Train New Moderators and IT crew.
(2) Fire All old Moderators and IT crew.
(3) Restructure Nairaland.

It'd be like twitter.

I'll love to add more emojis... These one here is too boring.
I'll add block button to block unnecessary quoting.
I will ban pornography... It getting too much.
And we need new moderators... Those ones we got here are useless. It's only justwise that is still working.


If it possible ehn I wish we can do voice note so that you can just swear for some people that need it

I will downsize. Sack some mods. Delete seun account

Lead a great fight against tribalism that's filtered everywhere in this forum. Most have seen this forum as a war zone to insult different tribes.

Turn it into a women-only space... .

All sections.

1. Make a "Philosophy" section, as requested by many here already.

2. Integrate support for all emojis (or at least add at least 20 more emojis). There are so few emojis in Nairaland and we are already in 2022. This site is not growing.

3. Integrate video playing in posts. So that people can attach videos that we can directly see on the posts.

4. Change the general layout and theme of the site.

5. Provide options to filter and/or sort a users' posts by date, likes, shares, length, section etc.

6. Have people profile pictures show somewhere near their name on each thread they posts.

7. Implement effective anti-spam measures.

8. Give users more control over their front page. For example, some of the content of the front page may depend on each users' favorite sections and/or other users they follow.

9. Enhance text-editing. Provide different fonts and more options.

10. Add polls

Change the UI
Add more functions such as block button, upgrade the bot

ban anything related to buhari,post will be reviewed before getting approved,it will make here a lot more saner , you can only drop comment 10 times daily,to reduce the amount of junk people spill here, too much space booking on front page might get you banned,

Magnoliaa:
Turn it into a women-only space... .

All sections.

See dis Mgbeke feeling Funky.

Can Women live Together in a Confined Space in Peace and Harmony?

Jealousy, Strive and Hate will be the Order of the Day just like in University Female Hostels.

Use ur Sense and Say Something Better, ok?

Vinnie2000:
Can Women live Together in a Confined Space in Peace and Harmony?

Jealousy, Strive and Hate will be the Order of the Day just like in University Female Hostels.

Does your mom and sisters turn each other into cat- and tiger-faces with their talons at home?

Idk- we do not have witches in my home, so maybe this little piece of information you're offering is from experience?