I'm from The Yoruba Part of Nigeria too.

However; As an Agricultural Journalistic Entertainment Tourist (AJET); I Travelled Down To Cross River State and Have Settled in Ekori, Yakurr Local Government Area for about 2 Years since I left The Year 2020 EndSars Protest in Ikeja, Lagos State.


To The Glory of God Almighty;

I'll be getting Married To My Bossom and Missing Rib Whom I Met This Year as an MTN Customer Care Representative when i went to retrieve my line at The MTN Office in UGEP Town.

We will be getting married Next Weekend - December 9, 10; 202.

All Nairalanders are invited

As a teacher on Nairaland; She's now a nairalander too...and I'm teaching her to teach other people on Nairaland How to bank "Customer Care Representative" Jobs with Brands and Top Companies.

(For Your Information; UGEP is The Town That Yearly Host "MISS LEBOKU" which is One of The Paramount Rural Tourism Attractions for Business Initiators and Investment Tourist.

My Present Wife-To-Be attended to me very respectfully, selflessly and sacrificially like MTN was Her Papa's Office.

And Since I loved her selflessness and respectful manners - Somehow Today; The rest is HISTORY.

Below is The Bride Price Provided to me from her family.

This is exactly what is obtainable in The South-South; Precisely UGEP.

This Brief Tale Leads Us To The Question of The Obvious:

If You are about to be married within Very Very Soon:

1) How Did You Meet Your Wife-To-Be ?

or

If You have been Married Before Now;

2) How Did You Meet Your Wife ?









I've briefly explained mine.



What's Yours?



The Floor is Opened To The "About-To Geng" and "Married Men Geng".

I heard ugep people eat strangers. I hope you're safe over there?

excellence44:
I heard ugep people eat strangers. I hope you're safe over there?

It was what I was told too when I first visited Yakurr Local Government Area 2 years ago.


The people of Ekori said this to me too because of the historical happenings that the have occured in UGEP when they ate up some soldiers who were deployed into the village.


However, this was a very long time ago.


And this nature of cannibalism only happens amidst some particular tribe in UGEP.




YES, I am very safe. Thanks for asking.






The Ekori people till today call the people of UGEP as:

U - United
G - Group
E - Eating
P - People.











Fear no gree let me enter here to stay for over 2 years as the people of Ekori no dey gree let me come over here based on "protection".



But, it's all totally fine.

u just dey mention ugep n ekori without telling us which state at least tell us the state

Congratulations bro. Your wife is beautiful

This bride price of #15.00 is funny.

However the Papa, Mama, relatives, community money and demands self is more than bride price

Wisdom no go Kee some people.

What you're adding with bags of rice, big cans of tomato paste up to 3 different seasonings

Hilarious

DIAMANTE1759:
u just dey mention ugep n ekori without telling us which state
at least tell us the state

There are wiser ways to ask for requests instead of sounding this rash, demeaning and disrespectful.


Obviously, I mentioned the state within my article but you were too hasty to generalize and want to pick up an unnecessary fault.


There are better ways to engage people for the good of your Online/Offline Business.

icold:
Congratulations bro. Your wife is beautiful

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Thanks Greatly, King.

Are you married already?

dalass:
This bride price of #15.00 is funny.

However the Papa, Mama, relatives, community money and demands self is more than bride price

Wisdom no go Kee some people.

What you're adding with bags of rice, big cans of tomato paste up to 3 different seasonings

Hilarious

Yes. Olden days Wisdom

So that it is approved that the daughter is not sold out at an expensive price.

Somehow in the future, if the husband claims that he owns full right over his wife and makes her suffer in his home; she can peacefully return 15 Naira back to him and leave his home.


It makes enough sense to me and this is how marriages should be coordinated so that many men would stop abusing many women over the expensiveness of the cost of dowry paid over their head.

Many Men are Pained by the High Sum of Money that they give away.




Atleast 10 Naira and 5 Naira can once again find themselves worthy in The Land of Nigeria again.

I don see wettin we go use them do for Naija.

15 Naira that cannot buy 1 sachet of pure water in UGEP nor Calabar.

MessiahMARLIANS:



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Following You Too.

Thanks Greatly, King.

Are you married already?

Im still searching bro.

Congrats bro...
Just as someone rightly said earlier, cannibals full that ugep, this I know...

menix:
Congrats bro...
Just as someone rightly said earlier, cannibals full that ugep, this I know...

lol.


Dem full NKO too.

Na NKO people fear pass UGEP.

Ain't no fan of relationships and dating.

But op why did you knelt down? I don't understand. Your wife is supposed to be the one kneeling down to accept that ring. However, a man gains absolutely nothing from Marriage. Marriage favours women more this is exactly why they're desperately in need to get married once they have passed their prime time. To women, marriage is a very Great achievement. May God deliver all men out there!

Was honestly expecting to see requests for a dozen dogs of different breeds for better chowing

To be honest, e no too much tho.

Especially wen u meet dat partner wey get d major qualities you dey find, eg good character, fear of God etc, nothing dey too much o ma brother.

Congrats once again!

What's the total of the bride price?

Hmmm might he higher if you are not from brides arear

Choi. Na WA oh.

Only a virgin woman deserves your love and devotion.

Don't pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked in her best state (virgin) by a man who paid nothing.
You're not a fool.


Imagine how she moaned to another man's dicky before yours.
A woman whom u did nothing t disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.
Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin. Nothing good comes easy.

Better to suffer to get a virgin woman and have a lasting peaceful marriage than to marry any girl and suffer in your marriage.

Marry a virgin or train another man's child and leave your inheritance for a child you did not father.

Only heaven knows the number of human beings that will be a meal to them

They are all smiles to you, unknowingly they are codedly sharing your body parts among themselves

The more bigger you are , the more fighting to reveal who takes the buttocks .

For dash I won’t have anything doing with any girl from there

Ok

Zs

excellence44:
I heard ugep people eat strangers. I hope you're safe over there?

Yea my sister told that too,when I was still a teenager

Shoooow

Una never sleep?

NAIRALAND is like Cyrus
When it gets into you,,,,

It becomes a virus

:

Marriage no de cheap, anywhere in this country

Dem still dey chop people for ugep?

I know one ugep guy he come work for me that guy entire family nah tiff

His father ... Tiff (retired)

His mother ... Innocent

Him ... Tiff ( active ) he stole my entire office and even swept the room and left with the broom afterwards but he is not the main guy.

His younger brother ... Tiff ( PhD) everything that he touches even if it's in his mind ... It just vanishes ... The guy is So good that he will follow you to babalawo and still babalawo go confuse ... That guy men ... Noooo! That guy nah talented tiff!

Wonders shall never end

Ugep❗️❗️

I hope monkey pepper soup
will replace human pepper soup

Wenti football dey do there

Ok