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If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Nobody: 12:01am On Dec 14, 2022
You be good boy, well behaved, u no smoke or dey drink , u do not like womanizing. Infact u are so good that witches dey sense am. U come fall in love with witch because she is beautiful, ur thinking don commot. Infact she use scope trap u with belle. My brother love with sense, use ur brain before i say i do. Ask question before u give woman belle, say this woman make sense or her craze is something else. Forget how beautiful the woman is, if she does not like broke men, then why must she settle down with you because you get car or ur business is booming. If things fall apart, will she get your back ? Study her behaviour, see how she treat her neices and nephew. How she greet her elders and your family and so forth? If u do not, you are on own ,You have been warned

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Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Bluezy13(m): 12:11am On Dec 14, 2022
You see her as a witch.
She sees you as a Wizard.

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Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by libertyfather(m): 12:40am On Dec 14, 2022
This one don chop wotowoto from suspected winch grin grin

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Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Nobody: 1:41am On Dec 14, 2022
libertyfather:
This one don chop wotowoto from suspected winch grin grin

Bro no be me, na one of my guy. Poor guy
Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by kelspinall(m): 2:02am On Dec 14, 2022
Real talk
Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Nobody: 2:24am On Dec 14, 2022
Abi1985:
You be good boy, well behaved, u no smoke or dey drink , u do not like womanizing. Infact u are so good that witches dey sense am. U come fall in love with witch because she is beautiful, ur thinking don commot. Infact she use scope trap u with belle. My brother love with sense, use ur brain before i say i do. Ask question before u give woman belle, say this woman make sense or her craze is something else. Forget how beautiful the woman is, if she does not like when u are broke, then why must she settle down with you when you get car or ur business is booming. If things fall apart, will she get your back ? Study her behaviour, see how she treat her neices and nephew. How is greet her elders and so forth? If u do not, you are on own ,You have been warned


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Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Nobody: 2:27am On Dec 14, 2022
Abi1985:
You be good boy, well behaved, u no smoke or dey drink , u do not like womanizing. Infact u are so good that witches dey sense am. U come fall in love with witch because she is beautiful, ur thinking don commot. Infact she use scope trap u with belle. My brother love with sense, use ur brain before i say i do. Ask question before u give woman belle, say this woman make sense or her craze is something else. Forget how beautiful the woman is, if she does not like when u are broke, then why must she settle down with you when you get car or ur business is booming. If things fall apart, will she get your back ? Study her behaviour, see how she treat her neices and nephew. How is greet her elders and so forth? If u do not, you are on own ,You have been warned


see yor head like fryin pan....so when u chase babes, they are beautiful angel...but when they ignore u, they are witches...corrrect?
this is wot u say
brother, i dont mkeanto sound rudes by please....kindly go & sit under mango tree & smoke IGBO n Shayooo oooo!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Nobody: 3:02am On Dec 14, 2022
DaddyCK:



see yor head like fryin pan....so when u chase babes, they are beautiful angel...but when they ignore u, they are witches...corrrect?
this is wot u say
brother, i dont mkeanto sound rudes by please....kindly go & sit under mango tree & smoke IGBO n Shayooo oooo!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Lmao, me that love women, no one is woman bashing. I am talking of guy ignoring warning signs while dating because they see only beauty. So they get surprise when the beautiful dame that they marry start showing them pepper. One of my dude went through hell.

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Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by WantsandMore: 8:26am On Dec 14, 2022
Abi1985:

Lmao, me that love women, no one is woman bashing. I am talking of guy ignoring warning signs while dating because they see only beauty. So they get surprise when the beautiful dame that they marry start them showing pepper. One of my dude went through hell.
anybody wey ignore red flags na for him pockets, dem no dey tell person.

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Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Savedday: 8:31am On Dec 14, 2022
They day you realize that all 9ja girls are Oloshio and useless as used tissue paper, that's when nothing they do surprises you anymore
Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by SporaD8: 8:46am On Dec 14, 2022
Abi1985:

Bro no be me, na one of my guy. Poor guy
Which kind mumu winch be that? Mammy water wey dey make their spouse rich no be your mate?
As the poor guy don't fall so, shey the witch life dey better?!
Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Baronthecelebri: 10:05am On Dec 14, 2022
Abi1985:

Bro no be me, na one of my guy. Poor guy
tell us the gist about your friend
Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by Generalwoodz(m): 11:34am On Dec 14, 2022
Can witches be hoes?

I've this young and tall, slender and curvaceous, round-firm bwests and butt Yoruba Angel.

I wrote an angel right? But she is a witch. The lashes, the cascading billowy black hair, and sunny eyes that burns deep the soul of man as she gazes paints her as one.

Her gait? She walks with a feline grace and would capture tightly the hearts of her audience if she models.

In two words; her, "appearance captures"

To smash and dump was my only intention.

But her character made me stay and I'm still staying.

Apart from digging her long witch certified nails into me, apart from looking into my soul via a window called eyes, there's nothing more I hate about her.

While I dig with my dick she digs with her nails. I'm a sweating naked prey. Moving in and out of her world, fountain and conven.

A prey shouldn't be kissing the lips of her devourer expect in cases when she wants to draw blood directly from the lips...

I know she's a witch but those pink and soft lips are dangerously tempting. She returns back with exact same vigor that I give her. She sometimes kisses my soul away.

You'll like this witch when you see her. But she said, ain't no guy expect you since the day I gave you my womanly pride.

Yeah. The 22 year old handed me her virginity.

And I taught her all the evils that she knows now.

I taught her how to BJ after her very first earthquaking head from me.

I took her hands and guided her on the principles to successfully rid a dick after an hour of doggy. So so thoughtful of me.

With the turn of the new year I'm gonna teach her ways to make dollar bills... She'd be a fast learner because she's a witch.

She got powers and she knows well that I know.

She's a witch but not a hoe.

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Re: If u Marry Witch, U Go Suffer by kmaster007: 12:29pm On Dec 14, 2022
Nah to turn him husband to mumu...
Abi1985:
You be good boy, well behaved, u no smoke or dey drink , u do not like womanizing. Infact u are so good that witches dey sense am. U come fall in love with witch because she is beautiful, ur thinking don commot. Infact she use scope trap u with belle. My brother love with sense, use ur brain before i say i do. Ask question before u give woman belle, say this woman make sense or her craze is something else. Forget how beautiful the woman is, if she does not like broke men, then why must she settle down with you because you get car or ur business is booming. If things fall apart, will she get your back ? Study her behaviour, see how she treat her neices and nephew. How she greet her elders and your family and so forth? If u do not, you are on own ,You have been warned

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