*RULES FOR THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER:*

1. Respect the buyer.

2.Greet the buyer before you sit.

3. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.

4. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.

5. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.

6. Buyer's jokes are always funny so laugh out loud.

7. When the buyer fights, you must fight with him.

8. When you come across two girls the beautiful one belongs to the buyer.

9. Don't attempt to drink any beer more expensive than the buyers beer.

10. Don't try to drink more than the buyer.

11. Help the buyer crosscheck the bill. If it is over, make sure you shout at the waiter well.

12. If the buyer complains about the peppersoup, make sure you complain louder so pepper doesn't choke the buyer, if not...no more beer for you o.

*Happy Festive Season*


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You never add... aloof dey run belle or e dey kill

Anuofia

Lol. All these rules just for free beer
So weytin go happen if na food

shayo na bastard oo..

drink responsible.

And last but not the least before going out to urinate, after you must have consumed free drinks to stupor, finish your drink completely cos many young awoof guys have died this way.

Any gathering with strange faces and free drinks has mr death lurking somewhere. Don't become a victim.

Number 11 is very important. Remember to be humble too.

Nazgul:
And last but not the least before going out to urinate, after you must have consumed free drinks to stupor, finish your drink completely cos many young awoof guys have died this way.

Any gathering with strange faces and free drinks had mr death lurking somewhere. Don't become a victim.

I was thinking of traveling down to lag after Xmas just to flex my guys in the hood with enough shayo for a week, as a free spender & happy jolly fellow wey I be.

But I see this your caveat, I’m giving up on the idea.

Thank you vm

These are critical times, hard to deal with.

Wotoporiously speaking

Lol

Man no dey do beer again o

I’m more a kush guy, i relate freely wit my guys dat are drinkers, any day we go out guys outing, if them dy drink, me dy wit dem wit my one tie to step am down.

@op, na big bottle Heineken be dat? If na em, na fake Heineken be dat.

Number 8 tho

Thunder fire poverty.

My only advice this festive season.

PerfectStranger:
Number 8 tho

Thunder fire poverty.