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How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by ElBenny(m): 10:00am On Dec 20, 2022 |
Was anchoring this wedding one time and it was time to cut the wedding cake. Personally, as an MC, I just go straight with the cake cutting and do away with the idea of calling the caterer to say something and do those explanations bla bla bla. Weddings have evolved actually, you know, and some things no longer matter. But in this wedding, the bride had earlier explained that the caterer was her elder sister and having her say something about the cake would give her more visibility and consequently more jobs. I agreed � The lady held the mic and said “.... the red layer of the cake represents the blood that will be shed in this marriage.” I was taken aback by those words but refused to take it out of context as my mind told me “maybe she meant the blood of Jesus that was shed in this marriage.” Few hours later, towards the end of the day, I was having a talk with the groom and got to realize this dude had a boxing gold medal � in one of the previous editions of the Nigerian University Games. Oh shit! That woman knew! �♂️ 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by Pclemenza: 10:14am On Dec 20, 2022 |
She meant the bond that will be shared. 1 Like |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by Ahmback(m): 10:17am On Dec 20, 2022 |
Pclemenza:maybe op was on earbuds, lol 2 Likes |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by Pclemenza: 10:19am On Dec 20, 2022 |
Ahmback:Lol. The line was funny 1 Like |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by ibkayee(f): 12:53pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
Pclemenza:What has shared bond got to do with the colour red? I think she meant what she said about blood being shed unfortunately 1 Like |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by mariahAngel(f): 1:00pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
ibkayee: Ehn!? It had better be menstrual blood. 2 Likes |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by ibkayee(f): 1:02pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
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Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by mariahAngel(f): 1:05pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
ibkayee: Olorun o ni je ki a ri esu o. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by ibkayee(f): 1:18pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
mariahAngel:Amin! 2 Likes |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by Pclemenza: 3:11pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
ibkayee:Shared bond is symbol of love and we all know RED represent LOVE. 1 Like |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by Beremx(f): 5:22pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
Is she trying to mimick Patience Jonathan? “The bloods we are sharing there is God o! |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by BluntTheApostle(m): 6:43pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
ElBenny: Big lie. Nigerian University Games Association do not offer boxing. |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by brain54(m): 7:21pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
Attention seeker! You have been noticed… |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by Houseofglam7(f): 7:51pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by ibkayee(f): 8:04pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
Pclemenza:Lol I think the OP is trolling 1 Like |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by Pclemenza: 8:25pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
ibkayee:Most likely |
Re: How I Spotted A Potential Wife Beater In The Wedding by Munzy14(m): 3:20am On Dec 21, 2022 |
Ahmback:Who takes an MC/comedian seriously.. |
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