Let's go back memory lane.. I go first.

Two kulikuli attack your village nobody escape

The richest man for your village na wheelbarrow e dey use

You mess all the fish inside water die

You short sotay you snap passport your leg dey show.

They carry your deadbody pass ashawo house your prick stand

They carry your deadbody pass ashawo house your prick stand

You sure say this one follow for Primary school yabs

all your family sit down on top amara no oil come out....

youngreezy:
all your family sit down on top amara no oil come out....

your mama cook food for party everybody shìt water shìt for 3 days














well that particular yab didn't really go down well with many pupils back then. I remember punching a guy in the face when he dish me that yab for primary school.

u mess kwili kwili fly gate. U mess all the fishes inside river niger shout "are we safe"?

SergeantTitus:
Let's go back memory lane.. I go first.

Two kulikuli attack your village nobody escape

The richest man for your village na wheelbarrow e dey use

You mess all the fish inside water die

You short sotay you snap passport your leg dey show.

They carry your deadbody pass ashawo house your prick stand

U mess, e no do pum, e no do pan, e do Tubu Ngozi.

Truvelisback:
U mess, e no do pum, e no do pan, e do Tubu Ngozi.

Yeparipa

You carry lantern for aeroplane you say you no trust nepa

You no tall , you no short, you be like cigar wey dem smoke remain.

The tallest man for your village sit on top Maggi cube him leg no touch ground.

SergeantTitus:

Yeparipa

You carry lantern for aeroplane you say you no trust nepa

You no tall , you no short, you be like cigar wey dem smoke remain.

The dey wey u manage wash ur dirty boxer for River all d fish for the River start to dey Sing: Make we dey run, disease dey come.

What deh hell is going on here?? na 5months remain for buhari to come down and una deh relaxed like this??

Blupen:
What deh hell is going on here??
na 5months remain for buhari to come down and una deh relaxed like this??

Omo we can’t wait for the modafvcker to get tf out of aso rock.

PerfectStranger:

Omo we can’t wait for the modafvcker to get tf out of aso rock.

As dem tell me say e remain 5months i nearly hang deh guy way tell me deh 5months, i forget say dem go wait 3months to swear in new president

Tozocalamity:
u mess kwili kwili fly gate. U mess all the fishes inside river niger shout "are we safe"?

Hmmm..

Most of these Commenters no know say Dem don Old..

Naaa... This one na secondary school yab.

See ur face like Eba wey dem match. Hahahaha �

SergeantTitus:

Yeparipa

You carry lantern for aeroplane you say you no trust nepa

You no tall , you no short, you be like cigar wey dem smoke remain.

bro your last one off me,if dey tell person this one God no go make am jump lagoon

Blupen:
As dem tell me say e remain 5months i nearly hang deh guy way tell me deh 5months, i forget say dem go wait 3months to swear in new president

PerfectStranger:

Guy deh thing vex me ooh

Blupen:
Guy deh thing vex me ooh

On God we go survive this regime bruh!

How your side na? How the holiday going?

See ur bend bend leg like benue State

See ur kwa-kwa leg like kwara state

The finest girl for ur Village na monkey toast am

For ur Village dem dey use smackdown kill goat

For ur Village na Shangalo dem dey use off gen

The tallest man for ur Village dey use ladder climb Maggi




Omor we talk nonsense when we small ooh �

You mess kom-kom fly gate.
You mess Caterpillar wear pant.
I use one handkerchief sew uniform for your family, 8 yards still remain.
Your grandmother dey eat stove rope
Your father dey chop nail.
Your family stand on akara, oil no come out.

Can't relate


In primary school, we do tea parties and attend prom at the end of the session

With your dum - dum belle like hallelluyah band.

You shit here, shit here, shit here, you dey find the one wey resemble you.

You shit here, shit here, shit here, you dey find the L.c.m.