Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by finegirl233: 3:10pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
DispatcherLagos: My question is this.... Will this generation of hook up girls make future good moms? Hookup has been in existence for long. The bible recorded many instances where people engage in the act of transactional s*x A good mother will always be good while the bad one will always be bad. 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by DispatcherLagos: 3:10pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
finegirl233:
Hookup has been in existence for long. The bible recorded many instances where people engage in the act of transactional s*x
A good mother will always be good while the bad one will always be bad. I know you are a female. Nice point. You even backed up your point scripturally |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by remsonik(f): 3:12pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
Ha, Iya ni Iya mi o. Sweet mother, I love you 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by ibkayee(f): 3:16pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
Lol I remember telling my mum to put something on my head when I was younger and she was gobsmacked. Why though, I don’t understand, if you keep repeating these things around young children what do you expect lol
Love my mummy sha 4 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by finegirl233: 3:16pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
DispatcherLagos:
I know you are a female. Nice point. [/b]You even backed up your point scripturally[/b] It's true na I use to be suprise with the name callings especially towards women. Some of the things reported in the bible are yet to happen. Just thinking about it alone can give you goosebumps. |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by DispatcherLagos: 3:18pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
finegirl233:
It's true na
I use to be suprise with the name callings especially towards women. Some of the things reported in the bible are yet to happen. Just thinking about it alone can give you goosebumps.
You're right Sha.... although the bible didn't tell us if those oloshos later became good mothers |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by ivandrag0n: 3:21pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:
Back then My mama do all this until I change am for am.. warn am
Ever since then she no dey try am I hate sarcastic replies I fit dey serious dey ask question if u reply me with sarcastic reply I no go talk to u again. I hate that stuff with passion
She love to do that to my elder bro, even when his married. She no fit try am for my side. I love that woman If all you wrote here that you did to your mother are true, then you need serious help. You “change am for am” and you are even feeling so proud to write it outside? Your own mother? No wonder some of you behave the way you behave - it all starts in the home. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by finegirl233: 3:22pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
DispatcherLagos:
You're right Sha.... although the bible didn't tell us if those oloshos later became good mothers You won my dear. You are a funny person you know 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by dallasi: 3:22pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �
2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��
4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��
5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���
10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��
12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��
13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��
14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"
*Our Mothers are wonderful...* I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)
Love your Mom..``` NO 13 .Which upstairs? |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by MilitantAtheist: 3:25pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
All correct, when someone had a fight with your sibling and you didn't beat up the person whether your sibling is right or wrong. When someone your mate beats you outside and you cry home she beats you back and tell you to revenge 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by sageb: 3:28pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �
2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��
4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��
5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���
10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��
12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��
13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��
14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"
*Our Mothers are wonderful...* I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)
Love your Mom..``` May God bless mothers. |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by AKWATGOLD1(m): 3:28pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
What if you want to know whether your Mum is not a Nigerian.infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �
2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��
4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��
5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���
10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��
12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��
13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��
14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"
*Our Mothers are wonderful...* I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)
Love your Mom..``` |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by jacoik(m): 3:29pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
Agbadocassava: Only a vote for Tinubu can saves u from voting a cameroonian or Pandora man.
… it's on 25 February we go know how many mental challenge people are in Nigeria |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by StreetFight: 3:37pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:
Back then My mama do all this until I change am for am.. warn am
Ever since then she no dey try am I hate sarcastic replies I fit dey serious dey ask question if u reply me with sarcastic reply I no go talk to u again. I hate that stuff with passion
She love to do that to my elder bro, even when his married. She no fit try am for my side. I love that woman You change am for your mummy, and you didn't get brain reset slap? 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by StreetFight: 3:38pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
jacoik: it's on 25 February we go know how many mental challenge people are in Nigeria I have an estimate, those that kill their fellow brothers in the name of UGM, ESN, IPOB are definitely mentally challenged |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Tannhauser(m): 4:00pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:
Back then My mama do all this until I change am for am.. warn am
Ever since then she no dey try am I hate sarcastic replies I fit dey serious dey ask question if u reply me with sarcastic reply I no go talk to u again. I hate that stuff with passion
She love to do that to my elder bro, even when his married. She no fit try am for my side. I love that woman |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by MastaP12: 4:07pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
I have some.. can we strike a deal?? Rolyroly10: Bring your pi coin for good deals |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by OneKinGuy(m): 4:11pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
Damn, I miss all this. Rest on my sweet mum 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Doyou2019: 4:12pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Doyou2019: 4:23pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
StreetFight:
I have an estimate, those that kill their fellow brothers in the name of UGM, ESN, IPOB are definitely mentally challenged Tinubidiots and complex problems. Always on the defensive. 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by monerozi5590: 4:26pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
jibrilELsudan: WHEN YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS AND YOU EXPERIENCE THE WOMEN ABROAD....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT NIGERIAN MOTHERS ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC AND THEY RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BE EXTREMELY TOXIC.
UNTIL I RELOCATED ABROAD OVER 20 YEARS AGO......NEVER DID I BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN CAN BE NICE AND CARING AND GENUINELY SWEET AND PLEASANT TO BE WITH
NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MANKIND I strongly disagree . 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by monerozi5590: 4:30pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
Chigold101:
Shame no do you as you de type this abi? You change am for your mama. If I see you eh. I go deal with you Mtcheeeew You just spoke my mind. 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by felixxy(m): 4:33pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
LOL jibrilELsudan: WHEN YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS AND YOU EXPERIENCE THE WOMEN ABROAD....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT NIGERIAN MOTHERS ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC AND THEY RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BE EXTREMELY TOXIC.
UNTIL I RELOCATED ABROAD OVER 20 YEARS AGO......NEVER DID I BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN CAN BE NICE AND CARING AND GENUINELY SWEET AND PLEASANT TO BE WITH
NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MANKIND 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by ozoono(m): 4:40pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
iFESTAC680:
Really?? Burst my brain @last line Yes oh, she is the best, every Nigeria mother beats you with one hand and draws u with the other, wat she is trying to do is to shape you 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by PrimadonnaO(f): 4:50pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
SUNNINO: Well said, some of the meme show that you are an indomie generation. For elders time no remote,no DStv,no upstairs and others. LOL |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by PrimadonnaO(f): 4:51pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
Thosyn12: This reminds me those days when I was still little. We were in church this particular day and the service tends to be much longer, I went straight to my mom and told her am hungry she said I should go and open cupboard and serve myself.
Omo inside church ooo. They way I take vex that day eh. Maybe nah because of that vex nah Im make me remember till today. LMAO |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Sweetvie: 4:58pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
Lol... May God bless our mothers 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Desusi: 5:05pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �
2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��
4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��
5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���
10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��
12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��
13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��
14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"
*Our Mothers are wonderful...* I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)
Love your Mom..``` You're great and highly creative.! I enjoyed ever bit of your write up.You must be a true son of the soil. 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Desusi: 5:10pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
KingOfTheDamned: Work is scarce o chai Contact me through my gmail on naira land |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by dododawa1: 5:11pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
Did this related to BABY MAMA too. |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Rolyroly10: 5:34pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
MastaP12: I have some.. can we strike a deal?? Chat me with the details on picture |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by phemmyfour: 6:31pm On Jan 05, 2023 |
infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �
2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��
4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��
5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���
10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��
12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��
13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��
14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"
*Our Mothers are wonderful...* I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)
Love your Mom..``` When she calls you to help her stretch her fingers or toes. When she rebukes you for eating meat/fish first before finishing your meal. When you brought home snacks/pencil/pen that doesn't belong to you from school...max flogging When you are complaining about her long prayers, she now turn the short prayer into a Bible study |